President of the United States of America
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Ad Astra; Ad Infinitum; Ad Insaniam; Et Ultra.
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Fact.
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I am not the actual president srry
add a skeleton here at some point
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mr potato
about 1 year ago
me: professor x: yes, i can read minds me: professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
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lydelle buster
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we will win
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Better Things Are Possible
about 1 year ago
Post: Damn, salt really does make everything better š Reply: Really. What about the death of a loved one
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little lamb
about 1 year ago
if youre having trouble making friends as an adult try going in the woods on a moonless night
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little lamb
about 1 year ago
A salted mackerel is only $4 at hmart and you can just cook it in the oven and siri says itās good for you
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nightmargin
about 1 year ago
Minecraft....
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onion person
about 1 year ago
the cellular device might just change everything
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d.ly
about 1 year ago
here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief
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little lamb
about 1 year ago
I feel creatively stagnant, I should cut off another toe
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Headquarters 67
about 1 year ago
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Ed Zitron
about 1 year ago
When you have the brain of a dog
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Nate
about 1 year ago
Me: and youāll write anything on the cake? Baker: yeah pretty much Me: write āI loveā¦ā [I look over my shoulder to make sure the coast is clear] Me: write āI love kissingā The baker blushes but he doesnāt say no. We both feel like weāre crossing a barrier. Like weāre creating a new world.
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Nate
over 2 years ago
Sorry, babe, it's over. *I get on my motorcycle but I can't get it to start so I use my feet to scoot away*
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Travis comma bitch
over 2 years ago
Hey nerd, the 1820s called. I don't know how
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Jon Bois
about 1 year ago
i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
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kc green
about 1 year ago
Me!! On this freakinā app!!!
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ceej
about 1 year ago
hitting my enemies with a death ray (the experience of linear time)
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onion person
about 1 year ago
theyāre making jaking off illegal
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ceej
about 1 year ago
Donāt really understand the backlash on here to those guys who are going to use AI to write 8000 books considering how you all seem to love my incoherent slop
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Jon Bois
about 1 year ago
Introducing the Bluesky Tech Minute, a minute-long show hosted by yours truly in which I take you through the ins and outs of the dayās tech news. Find out all about the latest developments in the tech sector ā and what they mean for you as a consumer:
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John Green
about 1 year ago
Sometimes I look at the art on my walls and think about how the idea of art may be older than the idea of walls.
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furby hancock
about 1 year ago
america has a rich and storied history stretching back as many as 50 or 60 years
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they made gooseworx
about 1 year ago
Bluesky needs a drafts function so I can rapidfire stream of consciousness ideas in a dazed state after immediately waking up, and then look over them later to see if I had any bangers.
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Better Things Are Possible
about 1 year ago
Donkey Kong, the ape from the video game, has died
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lydelle buster
about 1 year ago
oh boy here comes midnight! every one else ready to kiss your cats mouth? only once chance a day!
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ceej
about 1 year ago
Had to pause in the fifth minute of plunging the tub drain to retrieve a gold plastic coin to reassure my sobbing four-year-old that she didnāt have to worry about the āpeople who work in the sewerā āfinding outā
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the Mountain Goats
about 1 year ago
[me, working as weekend manager at the Taco Bell in Butner and instituting mandatory Saturday morning meetings] We donāt have a customer base. We have a flavor base
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adam musa
about 1 year ago
I'm about to eat my first ever footlong sandwich
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John Whinfield | Voice Actor šļø
about 1 year ago
Time to bust out the ol' "voice I never knew I could do" again. Sound editing was done at rapid speeds by the legendary
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frog @ read BtG āļø
about 1 year ago
grilled cheese and tomato soup. like if u agree
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ceej
about 1 year ago
LIBERAL: LOL. Imagine if Hitler was trans. Heād be even worse LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in
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kc green
about 1 year ago
Dude, hereās a Mario wallpaper for your desktop computer.
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we're doing WHAT to furries??
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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lukelukeluke
over 2 years ago
HUMAN: you can talk?why didnt you speak before? BEAR: I dont know many english roards HUMAN: omg theyre called words lol
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kate conger
about 1 year ago
okay everyone act chill & normal, our crushes are starting to join bluesky. letās not fuck this up
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lukelukeluke
almost 2 years ago
There should be a job where you are a tiny 3 inch tall naked man in the forest who drinks dewdrops off leaves
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Jon Bois
about 1 year ago
hello everyone! i am steve jobs, president of the macintosh computer company. i will be awarding a 10 billion dollar prize to whoever can post the greatest bluesky post of all
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Jon Bois
about 1 year ago
as someone who doesnāt follow soccer, iām getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i donāt personally enjoy should be destroyed
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brian david gilbert
about 1 year ago
bought a used grandmother this week
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Ify Nwadiwe
about 1 year ago
Whenever Iām watching a movie and I see a wife next to some sheets on a clothesline blowing in the wind, I know sheās not long for this cinematic world.
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they made gooseworx
about 1 year ago
Everybody's been so negative since I ruined everything for everyone.
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meej
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Fact.
about 1 year ago
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lukelukeluke
about 1 year ago
Here are some nice mushrooms
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franz
about 1 year ago
bug fact: grashoppers already existed at least 100 million years before the first grass
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Liv Agar
about 1 year ago
God to the people building the tower of babel
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