So they took one of the most iconic and beloved movies of all time and just took a giant, wet shit all over it

Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore

Blow me while I game? 🎮👅

I wanna feel the back of your throat

Delete your #tiktok accounts and uninstall IMMEDIATELY DO IT NOW His friends are officially in the driver seat now They will absolutely use this for TRACKING and other stuff

Squeezing out precum as he makes it for me @lancewoodsxxx.bsky.social

What a week, huh?

Wordle 1,676 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

well that was fun 🙂‍↕️

why is it so hard to find a genuine FWB?

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

i had a final interview today in person for a job that is almost double my current salary 🙈 and i think it went really well.

if you ban my child from using his smartphone how is he supposed to do online gambling

you know what was a good show? misfits from the last 2000s

so the boy from work who messaged me on grindr blocked me i think?

If you wanna suck my cock, repost this 🤘🏼

keep fighting

fr tho if you’re not being treated like a king, leave him, accept nothing but first class treatment from your partner/s

who needs self esteem anyway!

Well….

The average Republican voter:

Me after one full week back at work 💀

Same image + same energy + different message

too little too late.

why is it so fucking hot today

i like this sweater

good morning 🌞

Maybe if someone tells Kristi she’s a Bad Dog she’ll solve the problem for us

I am insatiably horny today

one thing i love about wfh is fucking my flesh light on a lunch break

Date idea

in need of some help here #fcf

My throat is so noisy @yungdaddyyy.bsky.social

My social battery is in the negatives

How will you enter 2026? Me:

idk if i want this enabled lmao... some friends, family, and coworkers do not need to see how thirsty I get on this account. 🫣 sooooo sharing for awareness.

which one is your favorite? i cant decide

Just keep cumming 💦💦💦

i go days without even an ounce of being horny and then one day i just —

PSA:

why does the jump to recipe button never work

Can’t look at David harbor without thinking about the pussy palace