The boyfriend decided to wear jorts to the DWP2 movie, I might disown him but he thinks he's sooooo funny

I love this place sm

I have such a good photo to post for that "Post you in another country" trend but I missed the train on it so nevermind 😌

I just said "Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking." to @friendlywraith.bsky.social and he DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE. HIS GAY CARD MUST BE REVOKED IMMEDIATELY.

Trying to be more intentional about the brands I support, so I went shopping for a new non-American-owned scent for Spring/Summer. Fell in love with an Omani fragrance house - love at first sniff. If you want to know what I smell like for the next while, Amouage Reflection Man is gonna be it. 😌

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Funny how Howard Lutnick says Canada’s trade strategy is the “worst,” yet the IMF just stated that Canada's fiscal position is THE strongest in the G7. #Nutlick is the kind of "expert" running the USA now, and leading your trade talks. 🤦‍♂️ #canada #trade #boycottUSA financialpost.com/news/economy...

FINALLY finished Act 1 of the book I'm trying to write, and it feels good fam, it feels real good.

Inject this shit like cocaine into my filthy lib veins 🫦😂

👋 kinda sad about the end of the snow season but less layers is probably a good thing too ⛷️

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This is usually what happens before the really fucked up shit happens in most dystopian stories... too bad most Trump voters don't read. www.reuters.com/technology/p...

He's going to announce that Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia, has agreed to both join his board of peace and the escort.

Truly inspiring talk from Maddow, speaking at UBC in Canada. I know I can sound angry and tired of America and its citizens but it's lovely to hear her share an American point of view that shares some hope. youtu.be/BGqypLBWjKY?...

Hey @durbin.senate.gov - thanks for making it clear to Canadians that you're complicit. It's impossible that you missed the governor reference that your Pedophile-in-Chief loves to throw around, but sure, repost it and praise him - you are PATHETIC. Keep your carp and your crap, love, Canada.

Forgive me for the crudeness, but Marsha Blackburn is a CUNT. Straight up, just an absolute, pedo-loving, rapist-supporting cunt. Americans, I beg you, stop electing bootlicking shitstains like this, your number of friends in the world are dropping so quickly.

The mens Hockey team can take those gold medals and shove them up their ass.

congrats to the mens hockey team for letting a demented 80 year old sex criminal steal your shine and make himself the center of your accomplishment

Everyone repeat after me: FUCK the team USA men's players. I bet you they went home to their wives & daughters after cheesing it up with a misogynistic rapist pedophile. Zero shame. www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/artic...

Seems like a frighteningly large portion of the US population don't actually hold any objective view of reality and just feel and think what they are told. This is EXACTLY why the rest of the world is turning away and losing trust. Global power should not be in the hands of lemmings and zombies.

"I actually wrote that speech," is actually one of the funniest lines. Also it's crazy that Prime Minister Carney is holding two most important treasures in the world right now: Hudson Williams and The Fleece. Man, it's crazy being Canadian rn 😂🍁 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbrh...

"I actually wrote that speech," is actually one of the funniest lines. Also it's crazy that Prime Minister Carney is holding two most important treasures in the world right now: Hudson Williams and The Fleece. Man, it's crazy being Canadian rn 😂🍁 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbrh...

Turns out they didn't think all lives matter

If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week

Pipe down, @gavinnewsom.bsky.social. If YOUR American system of checks and balances actually worked, we (the rest of the world) wouldn't even HAVE to deal with this bullshit. Smarten up and shut up with your insufferable American haughtiness. Americans, dear gods, don't vote for this asshole.

TLDR; I hate this timeline, but I always come back to this: "I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." End./

This morning's news catch-up gave me a weird flutter of hope. Watching world leaders today, they seem to be finally saying the quiet part out loud: a line has been crossed. The old rules-based order can't survive this new US government. So we rebuild together. Ready for another thread post? 1/

I’ve reached a breaking point. I can no longer sit on the sidelines and watch a literal wannabe orange dictator tilt the world toward outright war. Today, I’m sharing that I am officially reaching out to a Canadian Army recruiter to explore my options to do SOMETHING. To do ANYTHING. Here's why.

Hope everyone is doing alright, esp w/ the awful news & violence over the past day. FYI - I will be posting more on my poli-alt in the near term. But if you’re interested in getting more political, Canada-focused posts, feel free to DM for the handle. Otherwise, pls get involved, and stay safe. 💚

Stepping away for a while. The mental whiplash is too much. I can’t scroll past jokes and thirst traps while your government has threatened 7 countries (including my own) in the past 85 hours: 🇻🇪 🇨🇺 🇬🇱 🇮🇷 🇨🇦 🇨🇴 🇲🇽. Stealing a country is an act of war. Your govt is intent on global destruction. (1/2)

challenge: solve a rubix cube before i make you cum with my mouth - who wins

oh fuck, definitely regained the BG3 bug. see you guys in... a few months. 🫡

oh they're so cunty - what's their party adventuring name? #BG3 #D&D

“how will you enter 2026?” Me:

Really liked the result! Now I'm gonna use it as the background for my @lerrrgan.bsky.social -style profile pic 🙂‍↕️ poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...

need a boston oomf to try the cactus club in boston coz i keep seeing posts about how good/fancy it is, but in Canada it's just like...a normal restaurant you go to after a for a casual hang. but i will say that the crab and spinach dip, and the chipotle chicken tacos are incredible.

hold my wig im about to go fight someone to get parking - gotta love boxing day

also, there's more christmas parties this afternoon, but my social battery is low - what's YOUR way to quickly refresh your social capacity?

surprise, you found a basic ass white man under your tree, sorry 🎁

Merry crimmins you handsome lads. 🥰

i call it winter bulking, but really, its just too cold and im too lazy to work out as much rn 🤷‍♂️

I'm so sorry, what the fuck how did I miss THIS?! How do we feel? I'm... torn and I really love the first one, and I hope they don't ruin this one... youtu.be/9c-DrMe8o5Q

To my British oomfs: Are you guys okay? I’ve keep getting 'British Chinese' TikTok videos and I haven’t seen a single green leaf or veggie. Why are we putting potatoes in the chow mein? Why is there neon curry poured on everything? Someone explain in the comments before I call the authorities. 🫠🥢🥡

im pretty sure i forgot to breathe for the last 10 mins of the Mighty Nein season finale episode - but it was a 10/10 season through and through 🏆 if you've been waiting to binge, the time is now - support incredible storytelling and animation!!!

Nicki Minaj really saw what happened to Sydney Sweeney's career flop after embracing that alt-right nonsense and said hold my purse, let me show you what irrelevant looks like 🙂‍↕️🤭

oh no, they made this skin for the MAN LOVERS.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

your honour, i present evidence

ok but root chips are definitely the best snack.