Can we all agree that Critical Role dropped The Mighty Nein today as an early birthday present for me? Just finished the first 3 episodes and holyyyyy it's so good so far 🥲🥹🤩

Happy Mighty Nein day!

We’re gonna grab this week by the hair and make it our submissive slut right ?

bloomf game night 🙂‍↕️

finally finished all 8 episodes of Dispatch and man, this might be my GOTY so far. way too fun, and i need to play again and change some choices to see what happens.

blast him as hard as you want him to blast you, homos 😘

They released the entire first episode of The Mighty Nein for FREE on YouTube and it will be up for the weekend before the show officially premieres on November NEINteenth! Get your popcorn people, go go go! 🍿 youtu.be/Mvht2clqats?...

walked out of the bfs place after our first time finally having sex and the sky looked like a literal fever dream...pinks and purples and greens, swirling above me. took a few moments to realize it was the northern lights and not just post-nut aftershocks. 😮‍💨🫠🥵🤭

honestly blows my mind that Faouzia isn’t a bigger name in music 😮‍💨. the pipes, the control, the emotion, she's got it. seems like half the charts are girlies with half the talent and all marketing. 👏lets 👏start 👏celebrating 👏talent 👏again. #MusicMonday youtu.be/y_XA-JZK3so?...

Finally decided to create a Letterboxd - bloomfies, lmk if you have one so I can follow you 🥰 letterboxd.com/matchatrees

Alright bloomfs - I need a new work/laptop bag. Help me pick? What do you like best?

the best part about being in a gay relationship is now sending my fave FCF posts to the boyfriend so we can thirst or compare our tastes 🙂‍↕️😂🥰

have a rental for this work trip and i forgot how miserable gas cars are. the laggy acceleration, the weird torque, the constant noise, I HATE IT SM. could never go back to a gas car tbh.

even up here in 🍁, the orange r*pist's rantings hijack every news cycle. so instead, hearing someone calm, informed, and actually qualified talk about trade and global economies feels like an incredible breath of fresh air. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6vs...

the worst part about the Dodgers winning is that the orange r*pist is going to be insufferable about it.

straight women at parties seem to believe that they can be overly touchy and lewd if it's with gay guy. noooooo thank you, you'd freak out if a man was being this gross to you... doesn't matter if I'm gay, it's not funny or cute. 😒😑🙄

Ask The Community #10! Where you answer a (often depraved) question I’ve been sent in an AMA before so that I (we) can get to know you better 🤗😏 —— Most loads taken?

Strip Hoekstra of his credentials and send his fat bigoted ass packing, @mark-carney.bsky.social @liberalca.bsky.social. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

matcha_trees🌱 patch notes v3.0: relationship update 🩷 status: in a relationship (cute local boy unlocked) 💬 spicy DMs: currently disabled, please don’t take it personally 🍑 thirst posts: limited until boundary settings are finalized 💖 emotional stability: +20 😌 happiness levels: significantly up

Honestly, any Schitts Creek gif for me, but this one just applies all the time

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I will work on being more active here ❤️but I did start a dedicated Instagram account if you would like to follow me there as well www.instagram.com/p/DQTai-ckRg...

A max total of like 15 people hold all the power & money in the world and they are all, unequivocally & unapologetically DSM-5 psychopaths. And the rest of the population have so little power that we just have to live with it like we have a collective Stockholm Syndrome. Weltschmerz is real, man 😵‍💫😮‍💨

Long drives alone are nice bc I get to over analyze every area of my life where I feel unfulfilled and get sad

the brisk mountain air has got to be the best way to get clarity when you need it. 🏔️🧘‍♂️

the housemates won't stop talking about baseball and honestly I've learned more about it than I ever have in the past hour.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTVg... cancelling my plans bc this game has been impressive and I just want to play. incredible animation, voice acting, story line so far. 😍

the bangkok bowl from chopped leaf slaps so hard. they have to be putting crack in this, it's so good. 😍

ok but seriously, does anyone else get like weird non-sexual boners when doing leg day? Idk if it's just the motion or something subconscious but it's the worst and I need to remember not to wear grey sweats during leg day 😂😅

hi.

Everyone in the US should be talking to their friends and loved ones about contingency plans - what if they start doing to LGBT people what they've already done (and continue to do) to immigrants? It's not hypothetical - read Project 2025. Don't act surprised when it happens. Be prepared.

living the dream 😌

hey 🇺🇸 oomfs in sci/heath/tech 👋 looks like Canada is about to roll out a massive new talent attraction plan for U.S. workers. if you’re tired of the general dumpster fire vibes, maybe start looking north. there's a clear path to PR & weather for cute layers but men hot enough to make you shed em. 🇨🇦😘

Fuck. Just dropped and shattered my iPhone. At least it was the work device so I won't have to pay for the repair/replacement 😔😵

Honestly, it’s not fair that the Canadians don’t even get the chance to burn down the White House again like they did in 1812, the orange man is already soing the job himself. 🇨🇦😅🔥

😮‍💨 just fell to my knees. 🧎🏼‍♂️

ok siri, let's find some gay idiots

I love it!

it’s scorpio season baby. our stats get boosted with +5 charisma, +5 pettiness, +10 thirst, and -50 impulse control. you have been warned. ♏️✨

They should invent a bloomf that lives close enough to smash and actually wants to smash

This is such a good idea lmao youtu.be/S1yYGb1U31o?...

i fucked upppp, i napped after work because it was so busy and my brain was mush. now it's 2:30AM and i need to be awake in 3 hours. do i just stay up or ... 😵‍💫

hot boys watch legend of vox machina (and mighty nein when it comes out on nov 19). I said what i said, behave accordingly. 🙂‍↕️

gym’s empty, shirt’s off, villain arc fully activated. need a good villain name before i start monologuing, taking suggestions below. #mcm

Anyone else having videos fail when trying to upload this morning? 😔

got a date today 🥰 excited to see a cute boy and pretend to be normal for a few hours

give me something to think about 🥰

today's weekend farmer's market haul: cold-pressed juice, caramel kettle popcorn, and moar cute socks. 😌

probably won't put it up here, but it is on my Signal story for anyone on there 🙂‍↕️

love finding an empty gym studio to snap a quick post-pump selfie in 🙂‍↕️🤭💪