Hope everyone is doing alright, esp w/ the awful news & violence over the past day. FYI - I will be posting more on my poli-alt in the near term. But if you’re interested in getting more political, Canada-focused posts, feel free to DM for the handle. Otherwise, pls get involved, and stay safe. 💚

Stepping away for a while. The mental whiplash is too much. I can’t scroll past jokes and thirst traps while your government has threatened 7 countries (including my own) in the past 85 hours: 🇻🇪 🇨🇺 🇬🇱 🇮🇷 🇨🇦 🇨🇴 🇲🇽. Stealing a country is an act of war. Your govt is intent on global destruction. (1/2)

challenge: solve a rubix cube before i make you cum with my mouth - who wins

oh fuck, definitely regained the BG3 bug. see you guys in... a few months. 🫡

oh they're so cunty - what's their party adventuring name? #BG3 #D&D

“how will you enter 2026?” Me:

Really liked the result! Now I'm gonna use it as the background for my @lerrrgan.bsky.social -style profile pic 🙂‍↕️ poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...

need a boston oomf to try the cactus club in boston coz i keep seeing posts about how good/fancy it is, but in Canada it's just like...a normal restaurant you go to after a for a casual hang. but i will say that the crab and spinach dip, and the chipotle chicken tacos are incredible.

hold my wig im about to go fight someone to get parking - gotta love boxing day

also, there's more christmas parties this afternoon, but my social battery is low - what's YOUR way to quickly refresh your social capacity?

surprise, you found a basic ass white man under your tree, sorry 🎁

Merry crimmins you handsome lads. 🥰

i call it winter bulking, but really, its just too cold and im too lazy to work out as much rn 🤷‍♂️

I'm so sorry, what the fuck how did I miss THIS?! How do we feel? I'm... torn and I really love the first one, and I hope they don't ruin this one... youtu.be/9c-DrMe8o5Q

To my British oomfs: Are you guys okay? I’ve keep getting 'British Chinese' TikTok videos and I haven’t seen a single green leaf or veggie. Why are we putting potatoes in the chow mein? Why is there neon curry poured on everything? Someone explain in the comments before I call the authorities. 🫠🥢🥡

im pretty sure i forgot to breathe for the last 10 mins of the Mighty Nein season finale episode - but it was a 10/10 season through and through 🏆 if you've been waiting to binge, the time is now - support incredible storytelling and animation!!!

Nicki Minaj really saw what happened to Sydney Sweeney's career flop after embracing that alt-right nonsense and said hold my purse, let me show you what irrelevant looks like 🙂‍↕️🤭

oh no, they made this skin for the MAN LOVERS.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

your honour, i present evidence

ok but root chips are definitely the best snack.

Showerthought: How is Canada making the best queer stories? From #SchittsCreek to #HeatedRivalry, the stories are not cynical - and when queerness isn't a lesson or a spectacle, I think the characters actually get to be real. Having 20+yrs of marriage equality really does change perspective, huh. 🤔👏

Leavitt is already halfway to this look anyways. And Jesse Waters is 10000% a bland version of Caesar Flickerman.

idk if i want this enabled lmao... some friends, family, and coworkers do not need to see how thirsty I get on this account. 🫣 sooooo sharing for awareness.

So many of you on here 🙂‍↕️

My boyfriend wants to teach me how to play hockey and I feel like I'm about to enter my Heated Rivalry era? 🏒🥅

Why should other countries sign deals with the United States when this president is breaking **his own deals** after less than 6 months? www.reuters.com/world/europe...

Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry.

Dear muscle gays: some of you need to realize that the next phase of your fitness journey isn't more time squatting, it's learning how to buy clothes that actually fit the body you're building! FYI when your entire outfit (and ESPECIALLY your denim) looks like a wetsuit, it ain't a look. 😬😵‍💫

I'll start: Shot in high-contrast lo-fi, this film challenges boundaries. A tense standoff through a patio door evolves into a collaborative performance piece w an ending that deconstructs modern hookup culture with a line: 'I'm Jason, by the way.' It is, at its core, a love story seen through CCTV.

Prompt: Repost this and tell us about your favourite 'NSFW/adult/amateur' video that always gets you going, but write it as if you're you're a pretentious film critic.

Ok what's your fave way to warm up after being frozen? Try to keep it PG in the replies folks. For me, it's a cinnamon rooibos chai latte.

Step 1: Poutine

Hilarious that #HeatedRivalry was partially funded by actual Canadian tax dollars...so Canadians paid for that hot gay sex on your screens. So if you’re enjoying the show, legally you have to find your nearest Canadian and make out with them as a thank you. I don’t make the rules, I just fund them.

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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

if you’re consistently replying to someone’s/your online crush’s posts, engaging & showering them with compliments, but they never say anything back & oftentimes don’t even acknowledge it with a “like”, just stop! stopping it is self love and self respect. you’re not desperate, don’t feed their ego.

This is your reminder that episode 5 of The Mighty Nein is out now 🙂‍↕️

I need to print this out and show it like a license every time I get caled a twink 🙂‍↕️

Parents are visiting and they're meeting the bf 🥰 so we're off to dinner but leave me some questions and I'll answer sometime this weekend 🙂‍↕️ ngl.link/matcha_vibes1

Them pillows are absolutely pillowing, holy shit. Also welcome to all the gays just discovering the world of hockey bro MLM fiction 🥺🌈🔥🏒 #heatedrivalry 🍁🇨🇦

Small groups of 18-22 yr old boys with broccoli haircuts at the gym working out together (but mostly hanging out) are my mortal enemy.

im sick, come take care of me 🥺

The only things I rename in PoGo are my 100IVs lol

It's cuffing season and this handsome lad needs to be cuffed, where ya at Texas boys? hit him up 😘🙂‍↕️

Damn, it really is cuffing season huh! So many friends are finding their own boys rn and I couldn't be happier 🥰

PC Gamers: Wooting, Keychron, or Ducky keyboards?

now that it's getting colder and my outdoor activities are limited, reallllllly considering starting up a D&D campaign. 🤔