I had 5 mins left to post this so... here you go! All the lovely folks from September 🥰

Stephen Miller Builds Windowless, Soundproof Shed On White House Lawn

and sorry y’all - i know some of you follow for the spicy pics and posts, but sometimes it’s hard not to reflect and comment on the real shit happening. if that’s not your vibe, absolutely no hard feelings if you unfollow ❤️

today is Canada’s National Day for Truth & Reconciliation. having made this country my new home, learning this history has been eye-opening. today is about remembering & committing to healing, and it reminds me i made the right move. this is where i want to be. 🇨🇦🧡 www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

why do I feel like the rest of the world is more horrified at what's happening in the USA compared to the majority of the people who actually live there? the shit that he and drunkymcgoo just spewed to military leaders should have brought a wave of rage and action and instead...what do we have? 🤦🏼‍♂️

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

😵 i forgot what it was like to get dicked down good. 🥴🥵🫠 pls send kudos to my fwb I can't even think straight rn

Switching it up for #MusicMonday - last week was chill, but today it’s Empty Bed by Saint Punk. the heavy beat and that bassy drop just gets me working hard on a run. what’s on your running playlist? drop your recs, help me add to my playlist www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK2F...

form an orderly queue boys, you've entered the 'date zone' 🙂‍↕️ www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-sc...

huh. interesting, i never knew what "prep" actually meant until now. a teacher always called me "preppy boy" 😅 "Preps are often seen as well-mannered and fashionable and known for their emphasis on achievement, status, and appearance." www.idrlabs.com/jock-nerd-pr...

The time to invest in Canada is now.

im only reposting this so someone can translate what the fuck this is for me 😘

I'M SO SORRY BUT WHAT, Grindr charges $116/mo for their ultimate plan? HOLY FUCK, who is paying that much just to get ghosted and catfished and get one-worded by DL men? Unreal. Side note erm I really need more fwbs...my one fwb has been super busy lately and I'm tired of jacking off. 😵‍💫😔

club brunch and golf with the boys! good food, bad swings, and plenty of laughs. exactly what i needed after an up-and-down kinda week... total emotional reset. 😌 also for the homies, behold the previously mentioned khakis.

brunch & golf with the bros this mornng but had a wild moment when i realised one of the guys waiting to play through behind us was a grindr ghoster from a few months back. pretty sure he has a girlfriend or wife playing with him? dw made sure my khakis gave him something to think about. 😉🤭

Optimistic Thought; The institutions that Trump is attacking is a helpful tutorial on the Centres of Power in the USA, and around the world!

not an ad - just a collab between two Canadian brands I love to support so i'm sharing! i just found the cutest men’s sleep set 💤 only a few will ever see it in person sooooooo check it out for yourself and snag yourself a cute bedroom fit? www.simons.ca/en/men-under...

If you guys don't know who they are - Marianas Trench is a Canadian band that I am absolutely in love with. And Josh Ramsay, their lead singer, just did a cover of Defying Gravity IN THE ORIGINAL KEY? THE MADMAN. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePPp...

if y'all aren't yet following this beautiful man - i mean... look at the view. 😍

❓question for the bros: do any of you ever have orgasms so good that your knees buckle and you have shaky leg for a while after? just me? tryin' to see after talking with a bloomf about it, and it made me curious 🧐

favourite spot to take a breather in the middle of my morning runs. if you’re up early, need someone to pace me sometime… or help me stretch after. 🙂‍↕️

Bricked while playing games? More likely than you think 😮‍💨 #fcf

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🫡 🍆 hope the homies enjoyed the show.

ya boi is in a full IDGAFF mood this morning and my impulsive side is itching to do something brash. might actually post pole even tho i’ll prolly regret it later. just wanna do something to feel something, y’know? 🫥

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In Canada (where most of us still believe in science), apparently the government is sending emails to remind people that "Tylenol is just fine, folks. Forget whatever Bobby Brainworm is saying down there". 🇨🇦 😂 (taken from Reddit)

as someone working in genetics atm: using a harmless virus to deliver custom genetic instructions & hijacking ribosomes to stop toxic proteins from mutant genes - 🤯 can't tell you how freaking cool this treatment is. decades of RNA & gene regulation work converging into actual treatments. chills! 🤓

er - a big wave to the new moots, i guess! 👋 i know most of you probably found me through a thirst post (sorry 😅), but just know those don’t happen often. i'm mostly a dumbass lil' guy here to nerd out, complain, and enjoy the chaos. anyway enjoy this sunset view from yesterday's after-work run!

Take a shot everytime I lose a rivals match (you’ll be dead)

my gym has been crawling with the broccoli-haired tiktok gymbros lately, and I ran into this meme and felt SUCH VINDICATION that I'm not the only one that hates them holyyyyyyyyy

The app is mostly just an advertisement stuffed mess at this point… kinda surprising there aren’t more Snapchat clones tbh surely it can’t be that hard to replicate?

man snapchat is such an annoying app I can't handle it it's gonna get deleted again. so buggy and cluttered and the endless notifications fuck offfffff - the bluesky or mastodon teams needs to come out with an IG or Snap alternative :(

Bsky's new TOS cracks down on adult content and goes into effect on Oct 15 🚫 We want better content labels, NOT censorship. Use the feedback form to demand change They've forgotten the only reason bsky exists is because nsfw artists, sex workers, & the trans community left twitter #bskycensorship

Reposting as both a skyline palette cleanser, but also because this is so freaking cool. #nerdingout

really feel it when i skip my morning run. slow (and h*rny) morning kept me in bed longer than i should’ve. kinda regretting the lazy start so thinking a quick jog before the next meeting might save me. 😴

Heya @sentimentbot.bsky.social - give it to me!

he’s clinically insane and there’s zero press coverage talking about that

smart oomfs, need someone explain this rapture thing... i live north of the chaos circus, someone send me a tl;dr and lmk if I need to start posting pole if the world is ending or smth.

Some oomfs know this is me 😏

Biiiiiiiceptember!

Good morning

Reposting because no one ever said it back 😒

People say cancelling your Disney subscription is big dick energy so… do it 😏

My sex drive has been insane lately. Literally all I can think about all day is ******* **** and ****** *** 💦 👅

Ironic this press conference gives me the urge to swallow 5 bottles of Tylenol.

Soft launching

my attempt at an artsy edit for #MCM. just a little poolside tribute to summer now that autumn is finally here (best season, no question) and if you think you see something else in the pic, nah must be your imagination 😇🖤🍂

Today's #MusicMonday vibe is pretty chill, so I’m sharing Montreal by Port Cities, one of my fave songs for a slow-start kinda morning . drop your own #MusicMonday recs or repost, I need new music for the chill playlist. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucJe...

When the world overwhelmingly rebukes you, maybe it’s time to ask if you're the bad guys now. Just sayin’. Also - it’s time to move the UN out of the U.S. as the country no longer claims the same values that the UN does. (BG: Abbas was denied a U.S. visa; UN voted 145–5 to let him join by video.)