Trying to take a nap but got a bit distracted

Staying up all night and then going to the gym at 5am is my new vibe. Until tomorrow.

Been avoiding survivor spoilers for weeks so I could catch up and finish watching it with a friend and someone posted the winner in their IG story without a warning 😭

Dehydrated and nauseous after the gym and then immediately drinking a muscle milk almost took me out for the rest of the week.

Almost made myself do Bulgarian split squats today. Whew. Close call.

#FCF right?

You caught me - now what

You know what Wednesdays are for right?

Now hiring a big spoon

Feeling some type of way. Show me what you've got

Can you help me with something real quick

🍆 🍑 💦?

Up and at em

Waiting for you like..

Full body massage is the secret to immortality. Probably. Either way I'm leaving Maryland soon so book while you can

Okay im ready

Fill me with the force or whatever anakin said

What do you want to do today? Me?

Peekaboo

Good morning 🌞

Late night snack?

Twice now i've put in a reservation request for an Airbnb and been told by the host it isn't available. Why does it give me the option to book if its not available??

The artsy version

Can someone come hold these for me

Waiting for you to put it in me like

Saturday attire

Trying to book an affordable month long airbnb in dallas is stressful

Had a fire for Beltane and got a bit too intoxicated. Whoops.

Ready for the weekend

Happy Friday 🙃

I went to McDonald's after this

Sitting down in these jeans too long always leaves that annoying mark on my waist

Hey all, I am planning on leaving Maryland and heading back to Texas in June. So if you’re in the DC/Baltimore area and you’ve been wanting to book a massage, the month of May is your LAST CHANCE. Shoot me a message if you’re interested!

Just slide right in

Something about humpday

Blue jeans kinda day

Hey strangers

"I should go to sleep" - me to myself constantly for last like 36 hours of being awake

I've been wholly addicted to windrose this past week.

I need a nap but feel free to come lay down with me

Thinking about you

Mondays am I right #mcm

Fuck me its bedtime

Played blue prince and thought I was clever. Turns out I barely even completed the tutorial.

Sitting in the gym parking lot and drinking pre-workout until my skin is crawling so I can go and do leg day.

Here's a bit of semi soft penis - enjoy

Well now that WW3 is put on hold again I'm gonna go ahead and watch a bunch of porn and then go to bed early. What a day.

I know tomorrow is humpday but we can make an exception

I hate flexing because it looks goofy but I'm pretty happy with my progress so far. I went years without stepping foot in the gym to going consistently the last few months. It's certainly not mind blowing progress but its something I'm proud of.

Its 4 pm