This might be niche but the anima strike event for overwatch was awful and so much work. Im finally done 🫩

Bedtime

This is what my phone sees most of the time. My true self.

Sorry im doing laundry

Late night snack

Moving back to Texas in the summer was probably not my best choice. I'm melting.

Late night fantasies

I've been playing toontown all day

All the sites I watch anime on keep getting shut down 😩

Remember to stretch before bed

Long day of rubbing down naked strangers. Me thinks its bedtime.

Straight men are my favorite clients. Because if you massage their glutes, quads, and hamstrings properly their minds are blown and its funny every time.

Works done. Time to relax.

Good morning - its #humpday

Undies on or off for bed time?

Oh here's the towel #toweltuesday

Shower time softie 💦

The LA fitness near where im staying was so busy I could only do one of my machines. Skip day I guess 🤷‍♂️

It would actually be really neat if all of my clients didn't want deep tissue. 3 back to back deep tissue massages and now I need one 🥱

Meet me at the hotel

Hey

How your email finds me

Sometimes I consider doing onlyfans or custom content but then I remember I'm so ungodly lazy and noncommital. Then I play a round of overwatch and forget. Rinse and repeat

My weekend has officially started. What should we do?

This is what we do on Friday's right?

This stuff is the real secret to my beauty and im almost out. 😩

First day of working in a spa again complete. Shower and bed time.

I need some shoulders to rest my legs on

Waiting for my game to download 🥱

Wash my back?

The fun thing about dallas is if you take a wrong turn you find yourself on a toll road going 5 miles the wrong way 🙃

Who wants to replace my toy?

Saved you a spot

For your entertainment part 2

Still a little early for humpday here but we could make an exception

I know its time to get off my phone when I close an app and then immediately reopen it as if I hadn't been staring at it 3 seconds ago

Towel Tuesday fresh from the post gym shower.

Move to Texas ✅️ Get a job ✅️ Find an apartment ☑️ Its been a busy 3 days and its going to be a stressful few weeks 🙃

Made it to Texas and desperate for bedtime

Halfway to Texas

You coming?

Softy

A unique problem I have as a massage therapist is that I have hitchhiker thumbs and I use that extra thumb mobility in all of my massages. Unfortunately I do it too much and now I get random thumb pains.

Annoyingly I woke up at 5am for no reason and now im bored. 😔 I guess I'll just go do butt stuff at the gym

Gym done - last week in Maryland, busy week of cleaning, downsizing, and avoiding existential dread.

Trying to take a nap but got a bit distracted

Staying up all night and then going to the gym at 5am is my new vibe. Until tomorrow.

Been avoiding survivor spoilers for weeks so I could catch up and finish watching it with a friend and someone posted the winner in their IG story without a warning 😭

Dehydrated and nauseous after the gym and then immediately drinking a muscle milk almost took me out for the rest of the week.