White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail

My toxic trait is that I romance Shane in stardew valley.

Another significant portion of my life is cleaning vast amounts of slobber off myself, the floor, the dog, and the walls.

A significant portion of my daily life is devoted to pulling random dog hairs out of my mouth. We love shedding breeds.

My car is doing this neat thing where when I press the brakes it panics and flashes a bunch of warnings and tells me the hill assist isn’t active. Babe chill it’s not the serious the road is flat

Trying to lure in a big spoon for the winter

I get sick maybe once every couple years and usually it sucks but this time it’s just a cough that absolutely will not go away and it’s so annoying

Starting a fire with a ferro rod makes me feel way cooler than it should

Quick break from mowing the lawn

Hyped up on chai tea and espresso ready to go sit back in bed and play video games 💪

I was fully wrong it was in fact just a rock

Finished outer worlds 2 thinking I did a great job of managing the different factions and saving lots of people until the end credits where I found out I did a bad job and actually caused a lot of extra deaths. 🥲

My roommate is going on a date to try and replace me with a straight man. The audacity of women.

Once again at a point in my life where I have to convince myself not to get a septum piercing

No it’s cool this one couch cushion is definitely enough space for all of us.

Why does cough syrup still taste like the world’s worst imitation of a flavor. Big pharma this means war.

Look at this neat hoodie I got in Iceland. Also it’s #humpday

The way this game just calls me out. Earlier it said I had bad knees too 🥲

I’m like 5 hours into outer worlds 2 and I kinda want to start over. 🤔 what starting traits and skills did you pick? I was a witty roundabout with guns and stealth but I’m too impatient for proper stealth

Making up for all my text posts

Icelandic air is so clean that the moment I’m back in America I immediately get sick.

Sat next to a dude that was clearly sick on the flight home and now I’m not feeling great and I’m mad about it.

I’m gonna watch so much porn. But first I have to download outer worlds 2 finally

I cannot put into words how happy I am to be done traveling 😅 Iceland was incredible but 8 days is a long time and my social battery ran out ages ago

If anyone’s considering visiting Iceland bring more money than you think. I’ve spent $1000 just in the last two days 😬

Blue lagoon is expensive but man it was worth it. After 8 days of running around the country and constantly walking, hiking, driving, and drinking it was very much needed.

Today is the day I go back to America. Arguably bad timing considering ATC aren’t being paid. 😬

Day 7 we didn’t do a whole lot. Mostly drove back to the city for food and shopping. We did go to our favorite local bar and likely drink way too much. I recommend the fermented shark ;)

Getting drunk in Iceland is wild. Cus like, tomorrow I’ll be at the blue lagoon all day and yesterday I was at a volcano. Not a real place

Eating fermented shark with a shot of Brennivin (also known as Iceland’s Black Death). The shark smelled like feet and ammonia and the shot was the bad part. 😌😅

Also here’s my inbox for FCF

Brb convincing myself this rock with a bunch of quartz sticking out of it has a tiny footprint. I’m gonna try to crack it later and see if there’s something cool inside.

We’re driving a lot today so here’s an older #FCF

Day 6 was a busy one. We went down to the ocean and tripped around some rocks before heading over to a lava cave tour (which was scary and cool) before finishing off on the cliffs right next to our airbnb. Heading back to Reykjavik tomorrow for two more days before heading home.

Spending 8 days in close living conditions with 3 other people can be an emotional roller coaster 🙄 But, tomorrow we’re heading back to Reykjavik for some more soup and then finishing our trip off with a spa day at the Blue Lagoon

Going to bed before I run outside like a madman again.

Can’t stop won’t stop. Here’s some of the best photos I got tonight.

Looked out my window before bed and then rushed outside. They were so bright and I could see them dancing around it was phenomenal.

Freezing my tits off after the hot spring

A cat ran up to us in the dark and gave me an actual heart attack

This was the peak of the lights before the moon rose

Long exposure while fully nude in Iceland is very difficult

Shower beer activated

Day 5 was a big travel day. We headed north to Hellnar for some hiking tomorrow and on the way stopped at a small hot spring. The snow storm yesterday put a big damper on some plans but we’re powering through. Hoping to see the northern lights this evening.

Day 4 was a snow day. We had some car troubles starting off but made it to our reservation at the green house and then headed further east to our stop for the night. Heading up north tomorrow for hopefully better weather and new sights.

The worst part about being trapped in an Airbnb because our car battery died is that I have a reservation for soup in an hour and I want it so bad.

Day 3 we headed east to see some geysers, the crater lake, and lots of mountains. We’re finishing off the night in the dome and hot tub cursing the clouds for hiding the northern lights.

I’ve done more walking in the last two days than I think I’ve done in the last 2 months and my calves and feet are feeeeeling it😌

This shower is my home now. My body hurts.

Day 2 was spent in Reykjavík learning about the phallus, seeing some sights, and eating shrimp and eggs. Somehow even more exhausting than the hot spring hike. Also I tattooed a penis rune on my arm. 🍆✌️ (Excuse the cheesy CapCut editing)