3 days off babyyyy

Current listening

Fresh from the shower

Me not responding to my friends texts: I’m busy, overwhelmed, drowning with work Friends not answering my texts immediately: They hate me :(

Relatable content from the daily show 🤭

Kinda wanna drive up to duluth for a weekend

Yall I'm playing heartgold again

Happy valentine's day from your favorite average single guy

Tops the one time they decide to bottom per year

I hope the hot curler got laid in Olympic village

youtu.be/0ZutRhiFmHM Today's vibes

We're so back

McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man? LYONS: Yes mam McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?

I really wanted to impulse buy more underwear and I stopped myself. That's character growth.

Feeling so genuinely hopeful and positive today. What's good in your lives right now? I wanna know

No the larger problem is all the alts that follow me but I have no idea who they are and they COULD be mutuals

Ok Nathan. You win

My pharmacy is out of prep and delayed my refill... yall i was trying to be a whore but now I'm like 4 days off

I heard people like this thing, so happy saturday

I'm back and joyous as ever

Feeling excluded by your friends<<<<<<

Baby blue kind of day

youtu.be/jyqWjl7GkCE Current listening

Good morning, campers Please show me today's underwear choice 😉

The very awkward moment of post nut clarity as you regard the things you said when you were a monster

Honk if you're horny

Hi yes I'm currently touching myself. How are you?

Good morning, lovers. Let's stay sane today, shall we?

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

These poor little babies

Expanded with pink lady's video: The guy was filming in the street, got pushed backwards, was trying to walk away. ICE pushes him onto the snow, then sprays him point blank in the face with a chemical agent, wrestles him to the ground, then while six agents are pinning him down, they shoot him 10x.

I'd like to be held by someone today. The chaos is killing us

Shut the entire government down again, but this time somebody follow Schumer everywhere and remind him constantly that if he allows his caucus to break ranks he’ll be held just as liable when the tribunals happen.

Time to bundle up

I think i may need to stay home lol

I survived the cold today, horay

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

If Jonathan Bailey had gone full frontal, wicked would have won everything

I slept on my shoulder wrong. I might die.

What the FUCK. Dismantling ice isn't enough anymore. Lock them all up for the rest of their lives.

Literal perfection

What a week, huh?

Don't hate me

Hey

Love a fitting room

I had a dream we got bombed by trump, if that says anything about how I'm feeling

Breaking: CBS newz a bunch of lying sacks of shit

Here's my body and stuff

👍 can go fuck itself