the trump administration

1 like and I'll get Chipotle after work

Hiiii, I'd like one(1) attention

Something about Light in our eyes? I think I did it wrong

Why do i always wake up right as a saucy dream is about to get really good?

Honestly, life changing

Yeah I'm jorkin' it

I feel kinda pretty today. I hope all of you are having a wonderful week

Quentin Tarantino after asking for someone's digits

Yeah I shaved

JD vance after 30 seconds on the couch

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... Uhhhh just in case

Updating my Amazon wishlist like it matters lol

I treated myself to a new bathrobe, no more wearing my late grandpa's hand-me-down lol

It's my birthday, and I'd really like some hard underwear bulge pics 🥰😇

Mornin'

I'm just about out of lube. What are we stroking with these days?

I love weekends

Gotta go fast

I've got a work evaluation today, then start vacation tomorrow. I'm so done 🫠

My birthday is in ten days if you even care

The Democrats are gonna write some stronggggggly worded letters about this one!

You don't understand, I need it

Someone needs to push him down a set of stairs, like now

Bluesky being shit all day did wonders for my productivity😬🤐

High key love @awrymenswear.bsky.social pouchless underwear. They feel sexy ☺️

Happy Easter!

I had a dream that I was a bottom, and honestly, even in the dream it was too much work

My jaw is still so tired 🫠

Oh no i had 2 margaritas

Lmao

Sup homos

Yall the Sega shop is fire today

Bottoms during pride, just in case

Pls don't trick me today, I'm very sensitive

K I'm not doing any more of the 1 word prompts. If you do one after this, assume my word is 'insufferable '

Sorry, I haven't been naked enough today

How many of you queens are being noem's husband for Halloween? Be honest

Who do you think she'd play for snatch game?

Real talk. If you're gonna continue supporting jk Rowling and her work, do me a favor and unfollow me

Hi! I’ve now seen two entirely different sources trying to manufacture doubt on JK Rowling’s repugnancy ahead of the HBO show. She is a pathetic monster who’s actively using her wealth to make Trans lives harder to live. Do not buy into anyone casting doubt on her actions.

I can't miss mcm

Me before eating an absolute fuck-ton of food from world street kitchen

Aaaand it's gone

Our current administration

If you see this, post a picture(s) of your thighs.

Fresh shave, freshly showered. Let's have a great sunday

Hey yall

Send pics of your protests todayyy I have to be at work unfortunately, I'll be living vicariously through you

Liar game is finally getting an anime and I'm HYPED Yall i read that over a decade ago I'm so excited. The same studio that did death note and hxh is doing it