I feel so lucky that I wanna jump my boys bones like we're freshly dating... After 12 years

I'm really proud that I can make plants my baby's 💖 I've had this pony-tail palm for 10 years.

gunna dig them up today before it gets too cold! I'm Canadian yennerrr..

When life gives you lemons... Grow the seeds 🍋

Bisexual? That so fucking gross....ly awesome

Shanah Tovah to my Jewish friends!

apparently I should post more butt

A stable society: I'm bored let's cause chaos and war

y'all calling my itty bitty booty hot is enough fuel to keep me alive for another week 🙂‍↕️ thank-you

Jesus was probably a faggot 💅🏻

My boyfriend said he was watching The View with his fam and they cut it off and went to another show when they started talking about Tylenol, Trump, and RFK 💀 Adios to the brave and free America

I honestly don't wanna hear about boycotts from people who still use Twitter 👌🏻

not quite sure how I got a tramp stamp bruise on my back

Honestly, I hope they keep making these movies until I'm dead.

I have a feeling there's gonna be a lot of upset people tonight when Alien: Earth ends on a massive cliffhanger 🫣

There was a kid at the hockey game behind us hacking away without covering their mouth and ..now I'm sick 🙃 I know kids are kids but I really wish adults were more strict with making sure they cover their damn mouths when coughing

Really friggen' love this song

I have a couple people who reply to my posts just to try and prove me wrong but never interact outside of those situations. Don't ask me why I keep following them cause I really don't know.

Baked 🎮

In Aliens: Phalanx leaves from a plant called Caminus neutralizes the acid blood from Xenos 🤓 (I think it's canon too)

gonna play Borderlands 4 and drink some beers 🤘🏻

Hot men love a good Caesar, that's a fact 🙂‍↕️

Shoutout to the elderly lady who made my Caesar a double for free at the hockey game last night. She added quadruple spice too. My throat was burning, just the way I like it.

If we all did disappear tomorrow I think that would be kinda great. Ngl. The earth deserves better than us.

Rapture tomorrow?

If you're gonna bag up your dogs poo just to randomly leave it on the ground you may as well just leave the raw turd on the ground

Obsessed with these lately

ahhh shit! here we go again

Tron: Ares is probably going to be one of the first metrics for how effective this Disney boycott is. Though, I also wonder how much the general public is interested in Tron after 15 years.

Me + my comfort movie

unrealistically white teeth look SO terrible

I really wish we would get one more big thunderstorm before October 😔

he watched my IG story so we're basically married now

This is new #undertale

Weegar is so dreamy 😩 I made VERY awkward eye contact with him while checking him out

I don't understand people who pay for events and don't mind showing up late or leaving early.

My brain is rotted cause I still think it's gross when my peers from school have children.. we are thirty

I don't actually care about hockey. I just come here to watch the hot men play and in the crowd. Works out well for me to use the empty washrooms when nobody is out there 😅

I keep trying to get a picture of the hottest player, Weegar 😩

🔥🔥

I'm gonna be able to smell all these hot hockey players sweat woot woot

at the Saddledome seeing Flames vs. Oilers.. Sitting right behind the box where the players sit 💦

gay guys who wear cock rings basically everywhere are a hoot to me.. 😂

open relationship drama is funny, idc

I haven't had Pepsi in 3 days and I feel like I'm dying.

Being a queer dude means you usually feel safer with women around you

Puppy! She's such a precious baby

okay duck and steak tacos + vodka drinks helped

Hey Google. Play Sexy Fish by David Guetta ft. Akon