Democratic Doom WAD Lets You Respectfully Disagree With the Demons ggtribune.com/2026/04/24/d...

i just can't do russini sexism discourse. not when we're talking two consenting public figure adults with different job descriptions. certainly she has faced and will continue to face sexism and that's bad; this is def a making your own bed sitch tho

Im happy NFL teams draft like I swipe in tinder. "I can fix them."

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Salute to an all-time tweet

Lord Ive seen what youve donenfor others.

This and extreme sport video games in the aughts.

Lets see how things are going on Threads.

Old and busted: Deux ex machina. New horrible: Deux est machina et amicus meus.

Got my regular sex worker certified as an accountant so they can do my taxes too. It's the thot that counts.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Can someone hurry up and find the deathnote or somethin.

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

please do not take pictures of me without my consent @nasa

All right ill bite. Which aunt of Kanye is this Lindy?

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

The 3 genders

“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel

Who could of seen this coming? *finger to earpiece* Im now being told this was Iran's 1st step in any war scenario for the past 30 years.

they’re just begging for a car chase

Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials https://theonion.com/forgetful-man-playing-fast-and-loose-with-free-trials/

Im not sold on the new starters, but the fire type filling the "Probably eats glue" look gives me hope.

Repo Men The Gentetic Opera

Wendys breakfast potato wedges are the best potato fast food item you can find by a mile.

Everyone knows about 6, and then 12. Dont overlook 5. When there is nothing to do but drink, especially in the winter, you get awfully good at it.

Trying to make AI criticism discriminatory is deeply unserious.

potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory)

The Epstein files are so terrible and odd in uncountable ways. Its weird that seemingly most of societies worst parts all flowed through one person. And its not Reagan this time!

jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

What is Noem a Aaron Rodgers fan watching Anthony Barr highlights?

IS JOE FLACCO FINALLY ELITE?

2004 might never recover from this.

Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.

Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die

Wins in the past 33 days: Minnesota Vikings: 4 Green Bay Packers: 0

Sublime.

forgetting the word Domesticated and telling people at this party raccoons have gotten "more coachable." at some point i start adding "over the offseason" which i don't think raccoons even have yet

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.

There's just no choice. If the state backs down from this it is *over* over.

"I think the only Green land Trump should focus on has amber waves and grain and purple mountains if majesty." Hire me DNC you hacks.

Kendriks? Shit keys go 49ers I guess.

neither pro-Stancil nor anti-Stancil, but a secret pro-third thing (going outside)