sucked off the wrong post-rationalist and twitter's in absolute meltdown. they're calling it "the tpot dome scandal"

insiders are questioning the launch strategy

Man I'm going to look so good with graying hair

Today's bike ride was 32 minutes to How Dare You by Electric Six, with stand outs Arrive Alive, Hatchet Man and The Loveliest Man in Town No omens today.

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the perfect is the enemy of the good. the pluperfect is the enemy of the plugood. the double pluimperfect is the enemy of the double plus ungood

This is sending me.

Sarah’s work is wonder, absolutely phenomenal, give her stuff a read! If her government is reading this, I personally have been successfully advertised to by Sarah and recommend her art and what she has to offer! And you should check it out too, I genuinely think.

many of you

"shocked pikachu"? not gonna be very effective. pikachus are resistant to electricity. lol.

Losing three subscriber's in a single month stings I won't lie, especially just after having to promise the government I will advertise. Consequently - look at my subscribestar! 1 week free trial! Porn! Games! Meditations on mental illness and heritage! Queers! subscribestar.adult/doublecross

colt borrows a shirt

highly highly recommend this video from jacob geller, it's a very emotional and thoughtful examination of the legacy of the nuremberg trials

how it feels to die in peak and watch your friends do shit

Samantha designs a weapon system. (1/6)

"hey reddit, anytime i (28F) start explaining the wisdom of dr jan hus (55M) to my gf (31F) she just gived me bedroom eyes and waves me towards the nearest haystack with her huge feathered hat, wdid?"

ME AND WHO

ME AND WHO IM PATHETIC KNIGHT MATERIAL I SWEAR

guy who has seen tone indicators before but doesn't know what they are, talking to a trans girl: "so are you slash srs?"

I just thought everyone should see this

future anthropologist: in the Online culture of the early 21st century, "lib", was a slur invented by the Involuntary Celibate (Incel) population to refer to people who had sex. It is believed to derive from the word "libido", though a minority of scholars suggest it derives from "liberal"

cumstain in the shape of the punisher logo

tentacle porn is so prevalent because it provides humans with a sort of cathartic reframing of our ancient ancestral memory of getting killed and eaten by squids before we had the good sense to get out of the fucking ocean

'Last of a dying breed'? Yeah man, that's why they call it snuff.

Today's bike ride was 30 minutes to Black Sheep Boy by Okkervil River, with stand outs For Real, The Latest Toughs and Come Back, I'll Be Waiting Today's Omen - A serpent's head, a boat, and a boot. Slow wind. Stay vigilant, journey far, keep walking. Mine is not to question why.

They should make a teacup ride where the cups are filled to the brim with tea and the ride doesn't stop until you drink it all

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

"tricky dick" actually his full name was trickchard dixon

me, a norscan warrior: hey dudes can I have some Favour please, I'd kind of like a tentacle arm the dark gods:

*while you try to make out with me* no so you see imperialism as the highest stage of capitalism is incapable of peace-- the markets at home are oversaturated so to ensure the profits of the monopoly capital--- to ensure profits the state must acquire new markets abroad through war and the bank capi

You must always be outmatched, although you are never likely to fail. You're just a regular guy in over your head and the most badass mercenary soldier in the world, as convenient. You aren't traumatized until you are, and you are until it's easier not to be. Spindle of the world.

i need jax to transition. i want that onceler to become a vriska and have all that lovable heel twink goodwill from the fandom evaporate in a puff of smoke

it does strike me how any meaningful attempt of lossless translation of German into English will make you sound at least a little bit like a skaven since you'll have to use terms like fellow-men

once again thinking of this random old lady from hellenistic greece

save

no sorry you misunderstood I actually have a sysiphication fetish. yeah I can't cum unless I feel my personhood reduced to a thankless repetitive task that resets every day. why do you think I have an office job

You may be tempted to infer my gender to be an indicator of arrested development, fetishistic, or a lack of confidence i could ever be 'real woman'. These are all false - it comes from resolving my self-loathing irt autism & disability. Now, do I get hard when women call me puppy? Well...

Apps need to stop lying about missing me. No one misses me except my wife.

i'm from the european country with a spotless history which does not benefit in any way from american imperialism and definitely doesn't help supply the US military and support their operations, so i get to act smug at american citizens i think. boo, american citizens, boo

If it's okay, I want to comment on exactly one dimension of the recent Rascal story about Yazeba's B&B, Possum Creek Games, Jay Dragon (note: a friend), and leaving vital contributors in the lurch: I hate the warping impact that boom-or-bust product launch crowdfunding has on the TTRPG industry.

buncha weird space marines (in their casual clothes)

The Brighton Belle has gone to sleep Blood on mouth, mud on feet Yet look at her in starry crown Her judgemental gaze, looking down As all things must, she says goodnight And dances off t'ward the light Rest in peace, Tilly

Does anyone have that one sexy ass animation of the Hegelian dialectic with the creator's boyfriend playing shoegaze in the bg

me when i’m playing worms

Today's bike ride was 22 minutes, to Bottomless Pit by Death Grips Today's omen: Uniformly overcast, heaven and earth are impartial.

what an odd doe

the one valid use case for grok's image editing feature is automating giving all the Roman statue pfps historically-accurate gaudy paintjobs

it just goes to show: one death of stalin is a tragedy of stalin. one million deaths of stalins is a statistic of stalins...