i never have any idea how many people will have beaten certain steam achievements, it's always Complete Level 1 (0.1% of players have this) or Beat Permadeath Hitless Hardcore Mode in Under 30 Minutes (46% of players have this)

There's only one rule in the jungle - when the girl is eepy, she sleeps

debating the relative benefits for hammer grip/icepick grip/sabre grip for masturbation

I am a subway Sandwich Artist™. A thirty-four year old woman comes up to the counter leading a visibly-malnourished transfemme by a leash. She asks if I can make a "two-inch" sandwich. I turn to regard the bread rack with an abyssal stare. I am uncomfortably aware of the weight of my next decision.

small penis humiliation domme who only lets you eat subway sandwiches as long as your dick

Every day I get to wake up next to my wife is proof that I am the luckiest woman in the world.

Never forget that ZA/UM stole elysium and killed disco.

im glad people like my cover designs. i do commissions for them but the price is pretty expensive. but if you want one for your project hmu i can haggle

you taste like aluminum and ash, you smell like the psychosphere babe, you're like someone's memory of a doll and the memory's fading

"Class" dismissed. @theonion.com

Say what you will about me and my work ethic but going from concept to playtest in under two weeks is good work and I deserve to be proud of it.

complaining about plural people is like complaining about linux users in that both are transmisogyny

I am happy to report that Shackles is the only ttrpg in the world that is neither borderlands one, nor borderlands two - this does unfortunately render it completely unplayable.

I do my job because I love it. I am excited by and want to work on this project. I am good at what I do and I do it compulsively. My work day is shorter than anyone else's and is as flexible as it could possibly be. I am saying these true things so I can make myself start working.

For legal reasons, this is a joke.

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BOOK COVER ARTISTS QRP with your book covers I like draw #BookCovers #HumanMade #NoAI

pa: ill tell you boy. Playing as a girl in those computer games is how satan and antifa gets you son: oh no pa! What do I do? Do I burn it? pa: that thing cost money. better just look at her ass all the time son: but pa she's some kinda bug or somethin pa: bugs got asses, boy

YOU - I'm once again reminded of how Contact Mike rose from the slums of Saint-Batiste to the top of the boxing world, overcoming adversity and serious brain trauma. Nothing is coming -- nothing he wouldn't knock out in three rounds. The real fight is for the right attitude.

girl who has this design sunk at the bottom of her gender like a sunken ship.

Rescued a few blog posts from cohost (RIP). I guess my scraper missed them in the great migration? Anyway, these ones were about quarterbacking. binarystar.games/posts/cohost... binarystar.games/posts/cohost...

It gets talked about but it's hard to internalize as an artist until its happening to you - being poor saps all your artistic energy, especially when it's your job. How can any of it feel worth it, even when you are excited by a project? I'm stuck fantasizing about having a day job.

This just in, I bite

yeah boss i got your tubers. all thick and veiny like you asked

Realising that I have to write the monster I based on myself and that writing this is going to require a level of honesty and vulnerability about my faults that I wouldn't share with a therapist let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Life would be so much easier if I was actually just lazy because then I'd be able to consistently work on projects that capture my imagination and excite me instead of doing half an hour of work and then getting so sleepy I need a nap.

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

Opening my new omenpath packs on arena and trying desperately to forget it's a reskin of the spiderman deck while smiling warmly at all the spiders (I love spiders).

I love my wife and my wife loves me. I am so lucky.

My tablet is still broken, but here is a version that is not a screenshot

how can terfs call themselves "radical" when most of them dont even own a fucking skateboard

Going through the good parts of the original VTMB again since the new one's coming out [I won't be playing that until I see a heavy discount] and man if the VA work is still just incredible, a ton of it has aged incredibly well even if the writing hasn't in a number of respects

the united kingdom's unwritten constitution grants me the inalienable right to bomber jackets, stompy boots, and trousers that make my arse look good

Watched the first episode of Vinland Saga and was too mad about the historical inaccuracies to enjoy it.

me: leave me, woman. i must attend to my rituals buxom maiden (suddenly cold): very well then. tis no skin off my tit, lord me: ....what? maiden: i said tis no tit off my boob, sorcerer

Thinking about how this gag demands an ethereal, stately beauty you’re chasing, when it’s really funny to imagine a woman out of her mind pounding shots and destroying the dance floor and screaming inappropriate funny things being the object of the tale

good morning

Having to explain my job to a woman that doesn't understand my job mitigated by said woman being impressed and enthused rather than bemused and contemptuous

The limbed and headed machine of pain and undignified suffering is firing up again.

just found out that being a pussygirl makes me "cheugy"?

holy shit my ability to get old people to like me is so fucking cracked. we are out here straight delightful-young-ladymaxxing

Working on the actual content part of my newest game, Shackles, which means Lore. Here's some demon stuff. "While many demons bear a demonic name - ‘Astaroth, The Lover’, their true names are simpler, each a gift of pure love from the living god - Metal Hook, My Sweet, Storm Shelter."

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

wearing a t-shirt with the cia logo to the local marx reading group just to feel something

Looking around the room of wolves and dogs and cats and dragons and rabbits, doing a big wide grimace, and announcing that for my fursona ill be a big fat bastard toad