phone broke

My humble contribution for the dragon age met gala thing on tumblr 🏹 #dragonage #felassan #metgala2026

dropped 30% of my macaroni in the sink

this is the funniest thing ive ever read i can't stop giggling above my kraft dinner

A few years ago I was watching some plastic surgery show where a trans woman was getting implants and as they slipped the cup in, her nipple went from regular to blurred

Hi. I need help. I was just diagnosed IBD (inflammatory bowel disease) on top of suffering from CF. My illness is progressing quickly/resisting treatment. Basically I fucked up my budget this month, on top of subsisting on pre-prepared meals bc I'm often too sick to cook. 🧵 ko-fi.com/rayquazing

it turned fucking gruesome this is a HORRIFIC first scene lmfao

abellin would wear the SHIT out of these

[being told by a chatbot that i am handsome and smart] and who are we to say that the machine cannot think, or feel. that it does not have a soul,

you guys are swag

Ilmater the Broken God, take my pain, for this bruh moment is too great

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

the whore eater (hard)

*that's* how the yasstarion discourse du jour started? we used to go to war

if i did it right not only does the tragic waif does but also the profoundly traumatized drunk struggling with cannibalistic urges as her mind and body rot away did i do it right

honey, me & daddy have to tell you something. our gods have abandoned us

This is the funniest thing ever

i have a theory that most of the da fans that were toxic moved to bg3 and stayed there, which is why the datv fandom isnt giving me a stroke daily

meleager invented feminism

im bored what's the current discourse i wanna make it worse

i feel like those little imps in medieval drawings today

Btw when posting links, mainly yt, I paste it somewhere else, delete the ? and everything after it and copypaste that to shut down their information tracking 👍

fine ill write that damn flashback prologue on my phone with a screen so cracked it glitches if i press on it too hard,, FINE

literally so mad i can't join the moots for the ffxiv free trial extended hype

im so happy inspiration strikes me right now when i have zero dollars and my laptop is barely alive

the current hockey rivalry between tampa & montreal is particularly funny to me bc i have friends from tampa i can pretend-bully during the series

I’M SCREAMING. GOODBYE TAMPA.

there are whole battalions that have no idea they're already enlisted in the cause

A not so knightly greeting #knight

some of my followers prefer art deco over art nouveau. and i just think thats tragic

we should all aspire to be like that guy whose partner made a reddit post saying theyre worried his frequent use of whimsical gibberish will ruin their babys language development

(oh my god PLEASE do not fuck after you have been stabbed)

The dumbest, worst, most annoying person has already done the thing you want to do and someone probably loved it. So you might as well just make the thing

in the saddest most pathetic and tragic way, yes, but only towards the end

Kale 100% did not and was very "fuck you, i'm dalish" about the whole thing. i'm also obsessed with this tumblr post i saw recently and that's definitely his vibe

don't worry everyone

I'm a little proud of making matcha into an espresso

I made coffee and cigarettes for David Lynch but he didn't like them :C

new blonde twink acquired

i don't care what you do but i'm not staying. i came here to look at lighthouses and shit not fish people. frankly seeing one fish person is cause to leave and we saw like 10

post-reading hangover uuugeeeghhh