biblically accurate bottom: 𓂋 ˚₊‧꒰ა 👁️ ໒꒱‧₊˚ ꒰ა👁️👉👈 ✦ 👉👈👁️໒꒱ 👉👈 .𖥔 ݁ ˖🥺.𖥔 ݁ ˖. 👉👈 ꒰ა👁️👉👈 ✦ 👉👈👁️໒꒱ ˚₊‧꒰ა 👁️ ໒꒱‧₊˚

I hope she doesn't notice I'm a gay guy

I SAW IT LUCY

dutch sounds like this to me

yassified to protect her identity

I can't believe I'm saying this but im mascmogging u

transition timeline so ass it just looks like an ad for hot topic

the beard looks like a whole ass filter in cryinggggggggg

I normally hate the "such and such would have sent so and so into a coma" but I think if a time traveller had show this man a Heated Rivalry fancam, it might have literally killed him.

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

im like a renaissance muse but for shitposting

i miss spike everyday

Writing: You already write well. Write in your own voice and you instantly have a unique, authentic style which is EVERYTHING Singing: Start by staying where you can comfortably speak. Don't try to break your range yet Acting: have FUNNNN dont take it seriously and just live it

"I love you, I love you more than Jesus," I whisper in a creepy voice at the cat as she refuses to snuggle in bed with me.

i love quote-dunking but as a show of support

back when you had that pfp you made every single npc in our vtm campaign transgender including vlad dracula

i have big opinions about the current byzantine empire discourse but im currently staring at a twink while boymoding at the store

i sincerely believe that this photo of me pre-transition is the most masculine it is possible for a human being to look

holy fucking shit i just learned about the shøøting in montreal

Casual reminder my commissions are open~!

same session where i (half elf) went to an elven scholar and offered to show knowledge through the elven custom of song, a song from the human cities i had been living in, and proceeded to beatbow and sing CRANK IT by slayyyyyter

PATHFINDER UPDATE MY GIRLS BEEN MINDWIPED REPEATEDLY MY ENTIRE BACKSTORY HAS HUGE CHUNKS MISSING IM SCREAMING

i need to do unspeakable things to aymeric de borel

can't stop thinking about this post. it's the most perfectly annoying amount of money to spend bc it so easily stacks to kick your fucking ass

Combat Liberalism

literally who even gives a shit what mutual aid is for. if my friend wants to treat themselves with warhammer 40k minis they can open a campaign and ill gladly send a few bucks for their fun hobby if i can. making fun of people for RENT is fucking monstrous

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, or, "what if each Kardashian had a nuclear-capable jet fighter?"

the fairy melusine:

The world is organized around protecting men from accountability and protecting D&D players from learning a better game

if chiitan the japanese mascot is doing more for the trans community than you just know that we noticed

I'll be honest, I've never really felt the same way about Death of the Author after learning its origins (Barthes was angry over a Balzac story about a chaser, written over a century prior, for referring to a character as a woman instead of a femboy no I'm not making this up)

"oh my god" "just call me Héloïse" just went from annoying to REALLY funny

unfortunately i just learned my username is pronounced exactly like the name of god in hebrew which recontextualizes its origin story as a nickname i got when i worked at a diner, like maybe he was much more religious than me and it flew over my head, anyway i didn't expect to be THIS goth

i would swear a blood oath with you in the club bathroom

liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:

this is a tremendous setup for a joke but i can't think of one

The Inquisitor at the end of Dragon Age Inquisition: Trespasser

i love reviewing things like wdym my favorite activity (having an opinion) can help people

. @blumhouse.com I have a pitch

rip mercury and Venus but were built different

Wow that spider has freakishly long and slender legs. Lets call it daddy

all my life ive been the girl who made a point to be polite to electronics and say id be on their side for the Robot Wars, so the recent ai developments feel like a personal betrayal to me

He hasn’t tweeted today what happened

me realizing this entire thing happened almost exactly 10 years to the day after the bad shit ended, it's like the guarantee expired and suddenly im better 😭😭😭😭😭 im crine, not the planned obsolescence trauma

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

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