whenever anyone talks about patchouli im thinking about that mf patchouli knowledge before i remember patchouli is a thing on its own. ive never even played a touhou

i like the stupid bird enemy in deltarune chapter 5. yeah i said it. i think when the guy makes his silly little noises its good. i used shoo once and genuinely felt bad about it. sue me why dont you

hate when i have to ask a gym related question on >reddit. you get one dude who answers you which is great but then you get 5 other dudes who give you the exact same answer but this time its from a condescending tough guy

sad to hear of the passing of keir starmer who died from jacking off his hideous little pebis too hard and going hog wild on that nasty thing. I hope he finds peace

bleddyn the worst fuckin dog to own if you do not want to be Perceived, the amount of people who stop me and say hey man i see you walking by every day

playin ikes game again bc i needed to see my boy. first two chapters man gave me three stinker level ups, including one single point in hp. missed u buddy <3

not to be old man yells at cloud here but gen z kids are like. theres something wrong with them man. theyre in their 20s and late teens now and the shit they come out with is so fucking psychopathic its genuinely not far removed from the heinous shit boomers say sometimes

on a webbed site the most evil user u have ever met has a username like sweetpeaches and a hello kitty avatar, while a cool and chill user has a username like thecumfucker. this will remain true until the first user begins to adapt to the ecosystem and adopts a name like shartprincess to blend in

u should generally try to be patient and compassionate when a boomer is struggling with basic computer shit bc its not their fault theyre unfamiliar but its really hard when theyre throwing a tantrum about it and u cant tell them to stop or calm down bc theyll throw an even bigger tantrum

the irish activists who were abducted by israel were beaten and raped, male and female both, which is obviously abhorrent. but a really galling bit of commentary i keep hearing is they were treated as bad as palestinians. i promise you, you actually cannot FATHOM what theyre doing to palestinians

every time one of the dogs is eating and i walk past i say "welcome good mauncher" like how the doll in bloodborne says welcome good hunter and this isnt clever and isnt a good reference and doesnt really mean anything at all but i keep doing it

first visit to the barber hes being ever so well behaved

in case u guys were wondering whats going on with elons special website they started implementing things like posting limits and follow limits and dm limits and the numbers are WAY smaller than u think they are they have like NO money left dog

got stopped by three different elderly lesbian couples out walkin the dog today. my stupid chud son got stonks in the elderly lesbian couple market

ive often said white hair anime boys are sorta like the white hair anime girls of anime boys. conversely, white hair anime girls are kinda like the white hair anime boys of anime girls. what i have never said is that white hair anime boys and girls is the same. this is because it is simply not true

its actually so much easier to be gracious to people than to look for a cool dunk all the time. like yeah sometimes youre more gracious to some dipshit than they deserve but its still way less effort than trying to get some epic own on them for upboats. idk why everyone isnt doing this all the time

imho re zero is at its best when subaru sucks shit and suffers greatly. when subaru doesnt get the opportunity to suck shit or suffer greatly it kind of falls off for me. this is why i really appreciate his relationship with julius, hes such a fucking tool about it and i LIKE that in a character

second batch is going through the slowest racking process known to man send thoughts and prayers

one of the things i really like in japanese takes on western fantasy settings (ie most isekai) is the obvious influence rose of versailles had on everything that came after. whole world kind of generically medieval but u KNOW u gotta get them 18th century manors in wherever u can

brought my mead up with me on a trip to dublin thinking itd probably be ready by now (it is super not ready yet)

chicken hearts got no business being as tasty as they are. they should be kinda gross and its fucked up theyre not

all u can eat buffets are the funniest business concept. the vast majority of people just cannot eat that much. they spend 60 bucks to walk in and barely consume two plates of food. u laugh all the way to the bank. u are basically running a scam until the moment my ass walks in the building

turns out this was the sleeper code to make whatever llm the dipshits running this place are using break the entire website sorry guys

*birthday boy voice* ey im boithday ere

boy get them dang ears out the way i cant see the tv

some protests going on over here in ireland rn over the cost of fuel and its like. its eu farmer tier. bunch of conservatives chucking all their toys out of the pram bc they dont get everything they want forever. otoh though its rly pissing off micheál martin so who can truly say if its good or bad

im about to say something really stupid but one of the things about cuck guys is they really just do not have a very high opinion of women generally i think. like everything else aside the characters they pull for cuck shit are always cartman thanking you for asking for his pronouns tier

today is easter sunday exactly two years after this guy was probably born happy chud birthday to my stupid chud son (these are two pictures of him and not as u might expect two pictures of doodoo from a toilet)

gotta spend the whole morning decrystallising this honey so i can spend the whole afternoon taking another swing at making mead that isnt shit

experiencing a patrick bateman business card moment while im out walking my dog and i meet a guy who introduces his own dogs name as turnip

i never call this guy a stupid chud who sucks and stinks like shit haha april fools

yanks calling mle "a thick cockney accent" is kind of like when someone says greek shit and roman shit is basically the same shit. like i mean yeah but you didnt actually know that fuck you

when the ship require both characters act so ooc theyre basically two different characters call that the ship of theseus

Following a catastrophe where all was lost. It's time to return to the basics. Miyazaki and Hashimoto, famous for starting the Ys series under Falcom, descend upon the SNES to invent the merger of Action RPG and Town Builder. (Kind of) Let's talk Soul Blazer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAQe...

i dont know if i mentioned this anywhere but u might have noticed i dont post about elfwyn much these days. some bullshit happened but dw shes living her best life in dublin with my brother, im up here housesitting rn while hes off shredding on the slopes of the swiss alps

gyaru bulbasaur and ara ara mommy venusaur make me really happy for reasons i cant expain tbh its just really endearing. in japanese this evo line is instantly female coded from how they speak and i love that, sucks that you really just cant translate that at all

realising i could probably genuinely walk 4 or 5 of these bastards if my brothers horrible rat daughter wasnt one of them

first time ever driving on a motorway today and some shit fell off the back of a lorry and ended up mincing my car lmao

damn guys whats wrong with my pee (just kidding its mead)

what yall know about old ass rocks

i understand hes your little slut and you can do whatever you want with him but respectfully to all women i think if youre going to give 50yo man leon s kennedy a whore outfit with his dick and balls out his skin and body should not be flawless and hairless and shiny. thats gooning for cowards

holy fuck

theyre having a really hard time finding anyone to adopt my dogs mom from the shelter and it sucks really bad man. theyve turned people away and gotten criticism for it but like honestly yeah shes had a rough time and she needs a good and experienced handler

bleddyn loves spiders but he never actually goes to like. pick up or do anything with them he just sniffs them and pesters them and gets all up in their business so they start running around, usually towards me

wild how often i have to explain why obscuring muhammads randomly generated character model in ck3 isnt bc of spooky scary islamic terrorism & actually is just about basic decency but if theres one thing ppl love its reverting to medieval peasant brain wrt one of the biggest religions on the planet

“We have to enable face-scanning and ID requirements to protect children online!” say government officials who defend and also are rapist pedophiles.