Who loves bears 🐻

So, not only do I have to move in a month. The backlight for my TV just blew today. The TV itself is working, but you can't see anything on it now. Do I wait til I move to get a new one, or go get a new one today and pack it when I move?

Prove me wrong: Merlin was just an autistic/ADHDer with pattern recognition. With an understanding of botany and chemistry.

anyway, as always

Capitalism sucks, but it would be a lot more tolerable if most major businesses weren't REQUIRED by shareholders to grow every year. Infinite growth is why cancer is lethal, people.

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This whole section really.

Landlord A: this family's bugging me, should I call ICE on them to handcuff their kids naked and drag them outside? Landlord B: did that 2 weeks ago, here I'll give you the contact info for the guys I used to clean out the apartments

They sling accusations of cult! sex pest! trafficker! groomer! at everyone else But it’s always the Christians doing the most heinous shit: www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

“Where are you rapture? Why can’t I find you?

My favorite group has a song about what we are currently going through in our country. Because they went through this in Russia about 10 years ago.

You know the cross over/ mash up I want to see? The Captain planet kids wearing X-Men costumes, while the Toxic Avengers are dressed like 80's/90's Morlocks.

the freedom of online where you can only talk about the new meme (tm)(c) dont pay attention to genocide scan your face to access and give over biometric data so we can hunt you down for thought crime

Lesson of the day: Being an alpha pup is to take care of those who need it. Even if they’re not part of the pack. Be the good you want to see in other people; aspire to be the very best very version of yourself. This transcends the pup community alone, and should be applied whenever possible.

Too bad we don’t have an imperialist nation willing to bring Democracy to the US. Lots of oil here… Minerals… Grains…. Beef??? Come on! Someone invade and bring us some Democracy!!

WHY ARE EGG WHITES AN ANAL LUBRICANT?! Why are you trying to kill me?!?!?!

I realized, I haven't posted smut in while. Lemme change that!

I was attacked by a group of pelicans when I was 3(ish). They used to have a Pelican feeding station at the pier here when I was a kid; and when I finished, I got down from the stand. Well, the pelicans were still hungry and wanted to see if I was food too.

Dachau also started out as a prison for “criminals” and political opponents until it became what we all know it now as.

1 July 1900 | A Pole, Bronisław Pabis, was born in Bochnia. A teacher. In #Auschwitz from 6 April 1941. No. 14131 He was released from the camp on 14 April 1942.

Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day theonion.com/entitle...

Our sex is a violent, beautiful joy. From my Analog Cruising manual.

The last six months have felt like the montage in a Gremlins movie where the Gremlins are just going ham, breaking shit and being disgusting

Touching grass isn't enough anymore. Go. Be consumed by a mycelium network. Re-integrate back into the ecosystem you have shunned.

This is THE tweet of all time

It's so fucking strange when music gets released from artists posthumous. SOPHIE has "new" stuff dropping from her PRODUCT era.

I think my biggest frustration with dating currently is... If I tell you that I'm Poly, I have sex with other people, I'm a kinkster, and a bator. Why would you romantically pursue me if you are homonormative monogamous with no interest in changing that? It makes no logical sense to me.

This. Please this. Give them zero attention. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Does anybody know where I can watch Legendary? I've been looking for weeks to try and find something

Super Smash Bros Maelle.

This hits harder now more than ever.

Taking a break from the chaos that is my life to share this important PSA from a friend. i second/echo this call. Play safe, friends. 💙

This is precisely correct.

groims call me mum, oice is comin ti pick me up groims

“Bi people not in same-sex relationships don’t belong at Pride” “Aro/Ace people don’t belong at Pride” “Kink doesn’t belong at pride” Have you considered that you’re the one that doesn’t belong at Pride?

This is why we don't trust cops

if climate change isn’t real how do you explain mariah carey starting to defrost in june???? checkmate, deniers

I've been telling people I'm socially spent and need recoup time. So naturally, I have 1 day alone to myself between today and June 11th.

4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

Ahhhhhh! Just heard some woman go "Alpha?! (In response to a man saying he was) Oh, pint-sized!" and I think I have to use that now.

"Friends are like rocks. You can never have too many."

If you’re gay and afraid to be intimate and sensual with a man and choose toxic masculinity over tenderness go to therapy you are poisoning the community.

When you're stoned and singing along to the opening score to Clair Obscur

Omg everybody in this game is always covered in blood.

I think Millennials have become too nice. I think we need to go back to shaming people again. "Oh. You still use X/FB? How retro."