He’s just gonna keep going and take down the whole White House, isn’t he

To catch the squirrel you must become the squirrel.

Warped priorities: 17 NYT news stories on the Louvre jewel heist (so far); 3 NYT news stories on 7 MILLION PEOPLE attending No KIngs Day events (including one on late-night comedians and one on Trump's "brown liquid" video.)

Dear Louvre Thieves: How fast do you think you could get the Epstein Files?

MeidasTouch host Ben Meiselas reports on MAGA Mike Johnson getting served with a lawsuit filed by Arizona Congresswoman-Elect Adelita Grijalva as he walked off the House Floor today and Meiselas speaks with Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes who filed the lawsuit. youtu.be/Wwbwyn1lxH8?...

The question of how many people will starve to death upon losing their SNAP benefits, just keep Congress shut down so Mike Johnson won’t have to release the Epstein Files, is anyone’s guess.

Apropos of nothing…it was long noted back in 1975….. “The thief will surely die when he’s taken all he can steal” youtu.be/Nt2z4zv_DqU?...

Q: Was it a mistake for Trump to blanket-pardon all the Jan. 6 rioters, given that one was just arrested for threatening to kill Hakeem Jeffries? Johnson: “The violence on the left is far more prevalent than the violence on the right...”

Offering a solution to the situation facing the nation along with pointed criticism. Fairly imbalanced.

Speaker Mike Johnson sticking to the script when asked when the Epstein Files are to be released.

Sick of Mike Johnson? He has a progressive democrat farmer running against him! @conrad4congress.bsky.social !

The nice thing about the upcoming Harrisburg trials is not just that they’ll make Nuremberg green with envy but that we can double-back on Iraq war crimes as well!! It’s a two-for-one special! There are no statute of limitations on war crimes .

General strike. ASAP. 🆘🇺🇸

So. Trump posts AI video in which he shits on America Now, Trump tears down part of the White House after promising not to, to make room for one of his tasteless, ugly, gaudy, badly-built white trash crapshacks

Spotify isn’t the only streaming service. I’m paid thru December. I hope they pull their heads out of their asses by then.

Someone firebombed a queer friendly ice cream shop in Minneapolis.

ICE is now the 13th largest military in the world on its own. Never ever accept the lie we cannot pay for Universal Healthcare.

Photo of two cocksuckers arresting a plushie penis.

Screenshots of Lindsey Halligan clearly acknowledging she understands she is speaking with a reporter:

It’s “Colombia” YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBASS

Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

I’m not saying that just because I’ve lived in a van for the last ten years that I’m better than everyone. Things could get really bad for me if this government shutdown goes on for more than the two years of emergency funds I set aside for such folly.

You can’t make this up: A 155mm artillery shell prematurely detonated during a Marine Corps demo — raining shrapnel onto cops guarding VP JD Vance. Trump’s team mocked Newsom for closing I-5 “for no reason.” Turns out Newsom’s safety call may have just saved lives. Competence vs chaos.

THIS IS ILLEGAL AND KRISTI NOEM NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED!

ZERO arrests at No Kings in NYC. (And the NYPD isn’t notorious for being sympathetic with people anti-Trump.) This proves what shameless liars Speaker Mike Johnson & Karoline Leavitt are to slander the participants as violent anarchists.

South Koreans held their government accountable earlier this year. And now they’re protesting for American’s rights and democracy on No Kings too! Thank you South Korea! #NoKings ❌👑

Bonito is no fool. He’s found a spot on the electric blanket to keep his butt warm on this blustery Autumn day here in the high mountain meadows. #caturday

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You're not rewriting history Shitler Jr!!!!

Me on Trump pardoning disgraced former congressman George Santos: "It's completely nuts, but he's completely nuts — and so is Santos, maybe that's the thing that joins them all together... Trump finds a fraudster appealing."

Nice.

This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton. I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.

No Kings Day 2.0! We’re ready 🇺🇸

On our way to #NoKings

Trump must be kicking himself for not figuring out a way to pardon Jeffrey Epstein before he had him offed in jail.

Apparently, the testimony of 40 minors was not enough to convince then U.S. Attorney Alex Acosta (later a Trump appointee) to prosecute Jeffrey Epstein. This is one of the biggest cover-ups of our generation.

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BlueSky just verified the White House account. I responded by doing the only appropriate thing:

This is potentially a massive story. Did DOJ plan for survivors? Do they have sufficient evidence to prosecute? What is US jurisdiction to prosecute? Where will they go next? When is their court date? Will they be indicted? Held at Gitmo? Returned to Venezuela? Be Epsteined?

ABOLISH ICE and EXPAND THE SUPREME COURT should be mainstream Democratic promises and talking points. But timidity and civility will rule the day and screw the rest of us and this country in the end.

ARE TRUMP'S "KINETIC STRIKES" on Venezuelan Sardine Fishermen a test to see if he can get away with "Kinetic Strikes" on Americans here? Trump labeled the boats DTOs. He labeled "Antifa" DTOs. Coincidence? GET THE NEW THURSDAY COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/52ft224y

I couldn’t get the AI to add a crown of thorns, proof enough it’s not properly aligned at the present moment. Mike Johnson gets away with his anti-Christian wolf-in-sheep’s-clothing routine because nobody reads the Bible anymore.

Lead poisoning leads to lower IQ. Now we know why Joe Rogan and all these protein powder types are so obviously impaired.