Stinky signs EO that will send 8000 formerly protected Federal workers head-first into a wood chipper. No wait, make that feet-first, because cruelty is the point www.npr.org/2026/06/03/n...

Rep. Madeleine Dean: "What is true is that the president has lied about being on Epstein's plane, and the unredacted files prove that. There's a lot in here. It's all covered up."

J6 insurrectionist installed on counterterrorism task force to look for easily exploited vulnerabilities Installing their Nazi loyalists in every way they can. There is no bottom to the Trump Administration's barrel. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

The Administration of Evil outlines who would qualify for exemptions to their "he that doth not work, shall die of easily preventable diseases" rule. No word if they will apply to millions of unemployed caused by the economic shock of the "Not a war" www.nbclosangeles.com/news/nationa...

Thank's to Cheetolini's impulsiveness the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool could join "The Resistance" just in time for America's 250th anniversary celebrations atlantablackstar.com/2026/06/02/t...

Hegseth: You're white and have a penis? You get a promotion. You get a promotion. You get a promotion. You have a vagina or dark skin? Back of the bus for you newrepublic.com/post/211207/...

Trump did such a great job at defeating inflation that the U.S is projected to have the worst inflation among G7 countries in 2026 Getting kind of tired of all the winning... www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

Donald Trump is working hard to make sure it's impossible to prosecute him for anything after he finally leaves office, which sounds like odd behavior for someone who's not committing crimes every single day www.cnn.com/2026/05/27/p...

Artificial intelligence is getting expensive -- and companies are starting to rethink their embrace of the disruptive technology. Gee, ya think? Water, electricity and on and on www.newsbreak.com/afp-560832/4...

Federal judge agrees to review Piggy's $1.6 billion Slush Fund. Er, sorry, Epstein Distraction Fund. Er, Grift Account? Domestic Terrorist Reward Fund? I can't even keep track of what we're calling it anymore www.npr.org/2026/05/30/n...

You know how if someone trips you, you immediately get back up, brush your pants off and continue on? Now, replace you with Iran and your pants with missiles www.jpost.com/middle-east/...

there's playing the hits then there's running this chyron in May 2026

Inquiring minds want to know: "We don't typically scan patients 6 months later unless we are concerned about a finding on the initial scan. What prompted the repeat CT?" www.rawstory.com/trump-medica...

What do you call 10,000 lawyers leaving the Trump Administration? I can't believe I'm actually with the lawyers on this one but a lawyer not willing to whore themselves out to a clueless fascist is my kind of lawyer. www.mediaite.com/media/news/e...

The next endless Middle East war will be fought by the newly formed Israel+USA military, a wholly owned subsidiary of War Machine incorporated Celebrate your independence by shedding your independence! /U-S-A! U-S-A! www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

Try watching this two-hour video: Mathematics Keeps Discovering Things That Shouldn’t Exist.. The video explores the very boundaries of math—"find out where the equations falter and where they uncover hidden truths about the universe." www.newscientist.com/video/252588...

Many farmers skeptical of Stinky's crop deal with Xi; keep humming that John Mellencamp Blood on the Scarecrow song Yeah, good luck with that. You are nothing to Trump. John Mellencrap has always been TEMU Springsteen. www.scmp.com/news/us/arti...

Trump just found out his Kennedy Center graffiti is being removed This amuses me greatly. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

DOiJ lawyer: "I can't answer on behalf of the government." Judge: "You're here representing the government" So much of this shit is bonkers by itself and it's one of a sea of examples... www.politico.com/news/2026/05...

Not only is Trump at his lowest point; he's also two points behind JD Vance. I don't have a joke for that. I just want to make sure he knows, he's two points behind JD Vance www.mediaite.com/media/tv/jim...

ICE is targeting press outside Delaney Hall

You know the non-human autonomous intelligent entities you saw in an alternate world when you took DMT? Scientists say they can prove they're real. In related news, scientists are apparently on something stronger than DMT osf.io/preprints/ps...

MIT President: You know, I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the anti-science mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye www.statnews.com/2026/05/27/s...

It's gonna be very interesting watching this administration trying to start another war as fuel costs continue to rise and the war against Iran keeps draining resources. And if history has taught us anything, it's that waging a war on two fronts is always a good idea.

Trump now considers all negative or accurate data to be "fake news," including those numbers supplied by his own aides No amount of lies is going to create infinite oil. Gas prices continue to rise, and related costs rise alongside. www.alternet.org/trump-iran-w...

Great news, everybody. A group of people not exactly known for their grasp of reality, emotional maturity, and sobriety may be suffering from AI induced psychosis techcrunch.com/2026/05/27/t...

Turns out that, despite billions of dollars of pledges for Trumnp's Board of peace that was going to rival the United nations, nobody actually opened their wallet. And Trump sure as hell didn't, of course www.alternet.org/trump-board-...

Trump and Netanyahu desperately need to salvage something from the Iran debacle, so they're trying to extend the Abraham Accords to all Middle East. But America's allies there have lost faith in Trump and America www.alternet.org/abraham-acco...

Elon Musk responds to Bruce Sprinsteen's fact-based accusations with the usual right winger's tactic of personal abuse rather than answering the criticism www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

The White House presents America's 250th anniversary concert, with co-headliners Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli 250 years of America, and all we have to show for it musically is '87-'94? I know you think the milli vanilli one was my joke. CLICK IT thehill.com/blogs/in-the...

Incompetence in the Trump administration? Who'd have thunk it? They're all f*cknuts hired because they kiss Trump's ass, competence in their position has nothing to do with it. lawandcrime.com/high-profile...

BBQ is really the one truly American thing that will bring all Americans together. Good luck Talarico. Your colon will need it. The BBQ Wars have begun. www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...

You best start believing in Idiocracies. You're in one. sports.yahoo.com/articles/mas...

International tourists are steering clear of Donald Trump's America, according to new data. Is anyone at all surprised? Trump has made America into a joke worldwide.

Trump spent six minutes staring at and stroking a White House column. SIX FUCKING MINUTES If Biden spent 5 seconds pausing to pay respects to a fallen soldier at his headstone, the media would be screaming SENILE BIDEN UNAWARE OF WHERE HE IS, CAN'T STOP STARING INTO SPACE... Fucking insanity...

I want to recommend this video on american history from an outside perspective. Really well done and explains so much of how we went from our founders to where we are. www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9Mu...

Rubio in India, trying to diplomatically smooth the waters: "There are stupid people in the United States who make dumb comments all the time". Difficulty: he's talking about a Trump post describing India as a 'hell-hole' country www.mediaite.com/media/news/m...

Hawaii just killed Citizens United in their state by passing legislation with unanimous bipartisan support. This is the way. What the hell are the rest of us waiting for? www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBGp...

UFC boss Dana White says that Trump CAN'T be a racist, because he "had a very good relationship with Michael Jackson and had Michael Jackson around his kids all the time," and yeah, that raises WAY more questions than it answers www.mediaite.com/media/dana-w...

I'll be surprised if Donald is still alive in November. His decline is accelerating, he can barely walk and his brain is tapioca pudding. I mean he can't even keep it together for a memorial Day comment without falling apart and ranting about his enemies. www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...

That deal between the US and Iran? Yeah, about that. And it's not even Taco Tuesday When you try to manipulate the market but forget there is a holiday. It's imminent, and yet not so much. www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/05/...

Here is my winning team!

Trump Mobile confirms it exposed customers’ personal data, including phone numbers and home addresses I hate that I was joking about these things be pre-loaded with security flaws, but now the security flaws hit you before the phone delivers. Amazing. techcrunch.com/2026/05/22/t...

@DonaldJTrumpJr wedding in an alternate timeline were his father still didn't attend.

Trump and the Velcro effect when you start getting down to the 30 percent in approval. Then everything's your fault because people have decided that you're just a screw up, and you can never recover credibility

Rep. Ro KHANna (D-CA): Ah, Trump, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? www.rawstory.com/ro-khanna-26...

We are very far off the cliff, folks. @CBS should be avoided entirely. Shame on them.

Who is willing to endure more, the people who lost their shit because they couldn't get to their hairstylists during Covid, or the Iranians? The same guy was running the show when both of these things started so the answer is obvious. www.dw.com/en/us-or-ira...