Let's frot bro. 👉️ 👈️ <--- us (we are docking) go.were.dog/hell

Take a side in the eternal battle of cock - there's TONNES of gorgeous pours to choose from in all of our most popular characters. Whether you're chaotic evil, lawful good, or somewhere in between, there's bound to be something for you in this special Valentines drop 💞 👉 go.were.dog/hell

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Send this to someone who puts knots in your tummy 😇 👉 go.were.dog/hell

Going demon mode (on your ass) 😈 Damned to an eternity of fucking and sucking, our characters couldn't be happier. Our artist's plundered the depths of the underworld for the deepest blacks, demonic reds and delicious purples to make up the hellish hues of this collection. 👉 go.were.dog/hell

😇 Heaven vs Hell Drop 😈 Angel twink, or demon daddy? Whatever you're into, ease into heavenly pastels and hellish hues this Valentines! Cupid's (Gideon's) arrow has been busy, all your favourite characters are here and they're hornier and freakier than ever... 👉 go.were.dog/hell

Made to be unabashedly fat, this rhino is no depth toy. Shorter than many of our other models, and thick from his head to his base, Dozer was designed to be as filling as possible - do not expect him to go easy! 👉 go.were.dog/febflop

📖 Stars dance in your vision as you brace against the wooden railing. He yelps, and you groan. Hot throbbing kisses your used pucker, and you feel the warm rush of his cum filling your backside. The fox leans down and sniffs at your neck. “Good view, isn’t it?” 👉 go.were.dog/febflop

While many packers are formed from one single piece of silicone, ours feature a separately cast cock and sheath, giving a crisp separation in colour. Cast in extra-soft silicone, the Equine is squeezable, fondle-able, and available for 20% off in our latest flop drop! 👉 go.were.dog/febflop

💦 Nile and Gideon always make such a great team... Insane artwork by mickeytheretriever.bsky.social 🎨

Teeny imperfection - BIG discount! You might find it hard to spot the reason why these toys didn't quite meet our high standards. In fact, some of this weeks flops have just slightly 'off' colourations - our standards of perfect are very high! ☺️ 👉 go.were.dog/febflop

Sarah, Mae, and So Much More 🤤 It's not just signatures in this week's drop! We've got tonnes of toys in a range of styles. Whether you're looking to fuck or get fucked, your next obsession is bound to be in this week's flop drop. The question is - who's your pick? 👉 go.were.dog/febflop

✨ 20% OFF Nile flops! 👉 go.were.dog/febflop

Gideon's Butt and Mae just BEGGING to be fucked... DTF? Say less. Gideon, Mae and so many more are available for 20% off in this week's flop drop - online and ready to ship RIGHT NOW! 👉 go.were.dog/febflop

✨ Lucy, Gideon, Sarah and more are all getting involved in this week's flop drop. Pick up your favourite penetrables for 20% less this weekend! 👉 go.were.dog/febflop

✨ Pick up Gideon's muzzle in Sky, Signature, Ranger and Lucy colourations for 20% off in this week's flop drop! Whatever you've had your eye on, it's probably in this week's flop drop - online and ready to ship right now. 👉 go.were.dog/febflop

✨ Friday flop drop - 20% OFF! Our inventory is bursting at the seams with flop toys this week, Nile, Loch, Rutt, there's tonnes to choose from. 👉 go.were.dog/febflops

✨20% OFF FLOP DROP! It's the end of the week and we just dropped OVER TWO HUNDRED flop toys live on the site! All your favourite characters are here in their most popular colourations... For 20% less! So go on, slip into something more comfortable this weekend. 👉 go.were.dog/febflop

Been wanting to try out knots? Rutt's tapered tip helps ease him in gently, especially in soft. As you move down his subtly shaped shaft, Rutt is all about one thing – it’s that knot. Intended for people who will be left wanting by anything other than a satisfying POP at their toys’ base.

Thank you all for another amazin' WEREDOG DAY! The sale is now OVER, and we will be busy shipping all your toys over to you!📦🦊 Cheers! 🎉

🚨⚠️ONE HOUR REMAINS!⚠️🚨 If you were looking to get anything this Weredog Day, now's the time! 🐰👉🕐 Check it out!👇 go.were.dog/WDS26

⏰ SIX HOURS REMAINING! Last chance to grab a bargain, don't miss out on this year's deals! You'll find our inventory toys, flops and made to order toys in preset styles have 25% off. 👉 go.were.dog/WDS26

Only about half a day left on the WEREDOG DAY SALE! It's pretty huge! 25% off on every Preset Style and Available Now toys! Including flops for an EXTRA discount! 👀 Get 'em!!! ⏬⏬⏬ go.were.dog/WDS26

🥳 Happy Weredog day - it's our 8th birthday today! As usual, to celebrate our birthday we are currently running our annual Weredog Day Sale - 25% OFF all inventory, flops and made to order preset styles! 🎉 go.were.dog/WeredogDay26 Sale ends 2nd Feb at 16:00 GMT.

Hudson, Jack, the whole team has got together for the Weredog Day sale! All your favourite characters are available for 25% OFF on the site right now. The discount applies to our available now inventory toys (even flops!) and made-to-order toys in preset styles. 👉 go.were.dog/WDS26

🚨Sale ends in 24 hours!🚨 It's our birthday today!🎉 Celebrating 8 years of sexy fun toys! Check out the sale!👇 go.were.dog/WDS26 Sale ends 2nd Feb, 4pm GMT!

🥳 Ah, how time flies. Eight years ago today, we launched our very first products. Now, each year on February 1st, we mark the occasion with a massive 25% OFF birthday sale! 🎂 We’ve prepared an enormous inventory drop, so you should be able to find what you’re after. 👉 go.were.dog/WDS26

Got any Colouration you're eyeing? 👀 All our Preset Styles and Available Now toys are on sale until Monday! FLOPS INCLUDED with extra discount! 🤩 Find yours👇 go.were.dog/WDS26

Right now, our inventory is absolutely STUFFED with cock! 💦 There are THOUSANDS of toys to choose from, including all our most popular characters in TONNES of colourations - and it's all 25% OFF, including FLOPS! 👀 Check it out!👇 go.were.dog/WDS26 Sale ends on Monday at 4pm GMT.

Hudson and Dagger getting REAL close this Weredog Day sale... Feeling left out? Get in on the fun for 25% OFF - there's literally thousands of toys to choose from. 👉 go.were.dog/WDS26

Happy Saturday! And yes, Sale is still here! We're running it until Monday! (2nd Feb, 4pm GMT) This is the first time we have our Weredog Day Sale for longer than one day, giving us all more time to take it all in~ 😏 💦 Check it out! We have thousands of toys available now!👇 go.were.dog/WDS26

For the first time ever, the celebrations are going 🔥ALL WEEKEND LONG🔥. Don't forget - the discount also applies to flop toys and made-to-order preset styles. Check it out👇 go.were.dog/WDS26

Due to the amazing response to Knorse, we won’t be able to include made-to-order Knorse toys in the sale. Discounted Knorse is still on our Available Now page, and preset styles and custom Knorse available at full price. Thank you so much for your understanding! 👉 go.were.dog/WDS26

Mae x Knorse give the best pull outs 🤤 Find out for yourself in our Weredog Day Sale - It's 25% OFF inventory, flops and preset style made to order toys. 👉 go.were.dog/WDS26

✨Grab a WDD deal!✨ Choose between made to order preset styles* (Signature, Steel, etc) or available now inventory toys and your 25% off discount will be automatically applied. The sale will run until 2nd Feb 4PM (GMT). So what are you waiting for? Get fucking! 👉 go.were.dog/WDS26

‼️WEREDOG DAY SALE IS LIVE! Weredog Day (our Birthday 🥳) is upon us! Get 25% OFF inventory and made to order in preset styles* PLUS the Weredog Day sale even applies to our already discounted FLOP TOYS! Your favourite characters are just waiting to fuck, suck, and knot you... 👉 go.were.dog/WD26

🎉 CONGRATULATIONS! 🎉 @/thatredpanda.bsky.social, You've won EVERY TOY!!! We will contact you shortly! Thank you to everyone who participated. If you didn't win, don't worry! We still have a treat for you: The 🟧🟦WEREDOG DAY SALE🟧🟦 is TOMORROW at 4PM GMT! 👀 🚨

🎨 It's time for some more fan art! Check out this INSANE Juniper art from @kobalto1.bsky.social We'd love to recognise all the amazing artists in our community more often, keep sending it in! <3

Let me solo him 😩

🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦 We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys! TO ENTER: ❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW 💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST This post only! ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT. Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.

Our inventory still has some Arcane collection toys from our latest drop, just ready and waiting to create moments of magic... 👉 go.were.dog/arcane

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Lucy showing off her soft side in this stunning pink colouration 🌸 👉 go.were.dog/arcane

As you ease down Riot's length, his shaft tapers from his head so you get a lovely filling locked in sensation - without the knot! 👉 go.were.dog/arcane

There are knots, ridges, flares and more… But sometimes all you want is a really good dick. Azure and the gang have been restocked in their signatures alongside a collection of purple hued toys we're calling the 'Arcane' collection - it's all in this week's drop! 👉 go.were.dog/arcane

Our boys have taking a liking to each other 😏 We just dropped a bunch of toys in their signature colourations and an 'Arcane' themed purple hued collection - take a look through our inventory and see if there's something you like! 👉 go.were.dog/arcane

✨ Duster Never Looked So Good... There's some especially gorgeous one off colourations in this week's drop including this stunning Duster, make sure to swing by our inventory and find these gems before they're gone! 👉 go.were.dog/arcane

Encounter a wild Lucy in Steel in our latest drop or will she find you first?! 😱 👉 go.were.dog/arcane

✨Friday drop! It's not just the purple hues of the Arcane collection in this week's drop, there's also a HUGE restock of all your favourite characters in their signature styles. Nile, Azure, Vertex, Rutt, and many more, there's TONNES of toys to choose from. 👉 go.were.dog/arcane

🪄 Arcane collection + signature restock drop! Your favourite characters are looking enchanted under moonlight - and we're spellbound! Sink into astral hues and work that wand with the Arcane collection, online and ready to ship right now. 👉 go.were.dog/arcane