🎵🥁🎶🎷 👅 go.were.dog/muzz

Ranger in arctic has a subtle silver shimmer to mimic frost on white fur, fading to a light grey towards the back of his head. 👅 go.were.dog/muzz

Wolf blow job, anyone? Feel Ranger's throat hug you close with intimate details and textures that create an authentic "swallowing" sensation. 👅 go.were.dog/muzz

*homph* POV your cock in Ranger's muzzle 👅 go.were.dog/muzz

👅 go.were.dog/muzz

🎨 SEVEN COLOURATIONS! Ranger's signature feature a 3-tone split, with a warm pink tongue and dark jet snout. Prefer late night woodland walkies? Ranger's Timber colouration is a gold-shimmering 3-tone split, with dark fur on top, a chocolate muzzle and fudge undercoat. 👉 go.were.dog/muzz

Who else we gonna find in those DM's? 🙋 👅 go.were.dog/muzz

👅 His pink tongue laps at your tip playfully before pulling you deeper. Feel his mouth hug you close with intense textures and intimate details that create an authentic swallowing sensation, until finally you hit that uvula and experience the stimulating curve of his throat. 👉 go.were.dog/muzz

Which Ranger's Muzzle colouration is your favourite? We have a soft spot for Arctic, it has a subtle silver shimmer to mimic frost on white fur, fading to a light grey towards the back of his head. 🐺 go.were.dog/muzz

Get in touch with your wild side! A 2-tone split between a light cream and muted blue, one of SEVEN colourations just waiting to suck you dry. Choose yours here 👉 go.were.dog/muzz

Ranger taking Azure like a pro 💪 Wolf blow job, anyone? go.were.dog/muzz

When the hunter becomes the prey... Will you show this pup who's top dog? Ranger's Muzzle is out now!

Meet our favourite watchdog, Ranger! 🐺 He's got a hot, wet muzzle for you to ruin (but don't worry, he can take it 😉 ) Find him in our pinned tweet!

POV: Ranger caught you in the woods... What do you do? (Ranger's Muzzle just launched btw)

Babe wake up, fuckable wolf muzzle just dropped... Everyone's favourite knotted wolf has another trick up his sleeve, and if you've been a very good boy, he just might show you... Ranger is drooling just thinking about it. 👅 go.were.dog/muzz

👅 RANGER'S MUZZLE OUT NOW 👅 Get head from everyone's favourite grey wolf! Ranger's Muzzle has been designed to hug you close with intense textures and intimate details designed to create an authentic swallowing sensation. Available in a range of colourations RIGHT NOW! 🐺 go.were.dog/muzz

24 HOURS TO LAUNCH 😈 Just wait 'til you see what we've got in store for you this time... TOMORROW @ 17:00 (BST)

BELLY BULGE!!! Sapphire making Knorse VERY happy... 20% off Knorse flops online rn!

Flop signature styles and tonnes more toys - it's all in this week's drop! Online and ready to ship right now for 20% OFF 😘 👉 go.were.dog/juneflops

hey everyone it's roscoe, I fell into this weird backroom in the weredog basement, I think I'm going to be stuck here for a while and I could use some help...

Jealous (20% off flop Eden rn btw) 😏

✨ Signature flop drop! Pick up Knorse, Eden, and a few of their friends for 20% OFF in this week's flop drop... Online and ready to ship right now! 👉 go.were.dog/juneflops

✨ Happy Friday - it's time for a 20% OFF signature flop drop! Depth training at a discount! Find your limit with Eden flops in a range of colourations... Stuff yourself full and feel every sucker *pop* *pop* *schluuu-UUCK* - you're LOCKED IN! 👉 go.were.dog/juneflops

Knorse Flops in Signature + Fallout ☢️ Pick up the knotted horse cock everyone has been talking about for 20% off this weekend! Some call them minor aesthetic imperfections, Knorse calls them 'cool scars'. 👉 go.were.dog/juneflops

✨ 20% OFF Flop Signature Styles Drop! Miss out on the sale? Don't worry! You'll find tonnes of Knorse, Eden and a few of their friends online RIGHT NOW. Plus, it's not just signatures in this week's drop, there's OVER 200 toys to choose from and they're all 20% OFF! 👉 go.were.dog/juneflops

Lock in Fuzzball! Only an hour left before the pride sale ends. 🏳️‍🌈 go.were.dog/pridesale

6 hours left to get the toy your hole yearns for! Scratch that itch deep within for 20% off go.were.dog/pridesale

⏰ 12HRS REMAINING... ⏰ Don't miss out on 20% OFF inventory, flops and made to order toys! Sale ends Thursday 17th June 5pm (BST). 👉 go.were.dog/pridesale2026

We're almost done! Celebrate this pride by filling yourself with queer joy... 👉 go.were.dog/pridesale

Reach deep into your urges this June and celebrate your lust~ 🌈 go.were.dog/pridesale

🏳️‍🌈 20% OFF SALE ENDS SOON 🏳️‍🌈 All your favourite characters have shown up to celebrate so you can pick up a toy you'll LOVE (at a price you can't resist) before the sale ends Thursday at 5pm BST! 🏳️‍⚧️ go.were.dog/pridesale

Unlike something you might get from us, the sale doesn't last that long... 3 days until our pride sale ends! 🏳️‍⚧️ go.were.dog/pridesale

🏳️‍🌈 20% off thousands of toys online and ready to ship right now! go.were.dog/pridesale

20% OFF OVER 3,000 TOYS ONLINE RIGHT NOW Whether you've been meaning to experience the intense ridges of Knorse, both of Sarah's two holes, or to hilt Ranger's knot, your next obsession is just a click away in our MASSIVE 2026 Pride Sale! 🏳️‍🌈 go.were.dog/pridesale

🏳️‍🌈 20% OFF PRIDE SALE! 🏳️‍🌈 Get 20% OFF inventory and made to order preset styles, PLUS the Pride sale even applies to our already discounted FLOP TOYS! That's an effective 36% discount. 🏳️‍🌈 go.were.dog/pridesale

It's not just signatures in our 20% OFF Pride Sale! You'll also find tonnes of super hot one off experimental pours, flops and even made to order - whatever you've had your eye on, it's sure to be in our HUGE 2026 Pride Sale... 🏳️‍🌈 go.were.dog/pridesale

🏳️‍🌈IT'S HERE! 🏳️‍🌈 Our BIG Pride Sale with 20% OFF OVER 3,000 TOYS STARTS NOW! 🏳️‍🌈 go.were.dog/pridesale

🏳️‍🌈 PRIDE SALE NOW LIVE 🏳️‍🌈 We've stocked our sale with queer experiments and dear-to-our-hearts signatures so you can get the styles that fit your holes and budget with 20% OFF sitewide! The discount code "PRIDE2026" will be automatically applied at checkout. 🏳️‍🌈 go.were.dog/pridesale

🏳️‍🌈 All items are 20% off during our Pride sale. The discount will not appear on the product page, but it will show once you’ve reached checkout! “PRIDE2026” is the discount code and will be applied automatically. Happy Pride, everyone! 🏳️‍🌈 go.were.dog/pridesale

🏳️‍🌈 20% OFF PRIDE SALE STARTS NOW Made to order, inventory, flops, it's ALL 20% OFF! With OVER 3,000 toys to choose from, there's TONNES of signatures and one off experimental pours just waiting to suck, fuck and knot you. So, what are you waiting for? 🏳️‍🌈 go.were.dog/pridesale

🎉 CONGRATULATIONS! 🎉 @atlsubotter.bsky.social, You've won £1,000 in store credit! We will contact you directly shortly. Thank you to everyone who participated. If you didn't win, don't worry, we still have a treat for you! 20% OFF Pride Sale starts in ONE HOUR at 5PM BST

*daydreaming bout hittin' mommy deathclaw from the back* 😩

😶 yes chef, sorry chef 🌭 go.were.dog/sausagerollday

It's a roll, but it's missing the sausage!! What are YOU gonna do about it? 🌭 💦

Are you uhh.. still going to eat that? *visibly drooling*

Customs be like:

Finally, some good food fucking. (Limited Sausage Roll drop online rn btw)

Nile certainly seems to be enjoying himself! Celebrate National Sausage Roll Day with a ribbed and knobbled core to stimulate your sausage! (It's also just cute to put on your shelf) 🌭 go.were.dog/sausagerollday

🚨 JUST 300 AVAILABLE 🚨 Two years ago, the internet lost its mind over a fuckable pastry. Finally, the oven is back on - but the kitchen closes fast. Hit the link to secure your slice of history before someone else eats the lot... 🏃‍♂️💨 🌭 go.were.dog/sausagerollday

Roscoe's been working HARD getting ready for the sausage roll restock! It's not easy filling all those orders, Roscoe even needed a little help... Wish this were you? Pick up YOUR delicious savoury fuckable treat at the link below before they're all gone! 🌭 go.were.dog/sausagerollday