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Team Red MVP - Loch in Lipstick 💄 In their desperation to defeat the hordes of space, the forces of humanity have allied with their own monstrous power... The mythic lake monster, Loch. A whole batch of Loch in Lipstick just went live on our website right now! 👉 go.were.dog/blue

Rangers looking to tie someone, and you look awfully tempting... We just dropped a HUGE restock of Ranger's signature, available online and ready to ship right now! 👉 go.were.dog/blue

Check out this STUNNING new artwork of Dagger by @flomarcy.bsky.social ! Oh and Dagger just got restocked in a range of sizes and colourations btw... js 😉 👉 go.were.dog/blue

What are you doing just staring? It's cold out, get under the covers 😖 Skylar signatures restocked in our most recent drop of red + blue toys! go.were.dog/blue

Finding it hard to choose between fucking Lucy's mouth or her ass? You don't have to choose in this week's drop! We just restocked BOTH Lucy in her Signature and Gideon's Muzzle in the Lucy's Maw colouration. 👉 go.were.dog/blue

Sarah in Loyalty the only one for me 🤤 👉 go.were.dog/blue

THE GREAT JORKING AWAITS 🌙 The High Council bestows upon you, the most faithful jorker of all, a divine mission - to penetrate the sacred rings! Heretics will be punished 😏 Team red or team blue? Choose your allegiance in today's infinite cock + pussy evolved drop! 👉 go.were.dog/blue

Earth Needs YOU 🫵 Those damn alien bastards are at it again... The scientists back on earth have been working hard creating the most mind bendingly powerful 'weapons' known to man, all we need now is someone capable of handling them... THAT'S YOU SOLDIER!!! Finish the fight 👉 go.were.dog/blue

🚨READ ALL ABOUT IT🚨 go.were.dog/crocdaddy

fuck, marry, kill... go

It looks like Knorse and Gideon are getting along well... 🥵

Just a few of the experimental Daggers in our latest drop! 👉 go.were.dog/pink+black

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Inventory highlight from our latest BLACK+PINK experimental colourations drop! We love this blue base and stunning fade on Wereroscoe, and our artists have poured a whole batch of them just for you. Online and ready to ship RIGHT NOW. 👉 go.were.dog/pink+black

Mason's feet have certainly been busy, and those toes look especially tempting in this batch of jet brown swirls! You'll find a huge array of artist's experimental colourations in this week's drop, you're sure to find something you'll love. 👉 go.were.dog/pink+black

🌙 Galactic Shafts 🌙 Jet black shafts with a glimmering purple sheen, the cock is out of this world! There's TONNES of artist's experiments to choose from so you're sure to find something you'll love. 👉 go.were.dog/pink+black

✨ It's Friday Drop Time - Experimental Colourations of Gideon, Knorse, Dagger + More! Our artist's have poured a TONNE of one off experimental colourations just waiting for you to fuck, suck and knot. 👉 go.were.dog/pink+black

Let this oceanic Eden find your deepest-buried desires. No need to feel blue, let blue fill you! 👉 go.were.dog/eden

Who's a good boy?? Sit... 😈 We've added a bunch of Rangers to the site in our latest Signature drop! 🐺 👇 go.were.dog/maysig

What do you think the recording is gonna be like...? 🫪

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Feel your stomach swell as the Dagger grinds on your prostate as you move 🥵 We just dropped a massive Dagger restock! 🖊️ go.were.dog/maysig

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Sarah 2 holes are back in stock! Do you think you can handle this horse? 🐴 go.were.dog/maysig

🔫 Big Iron on his hip AND between his legs. Fading from pewter to light grey with a metallic sheen. You gotta know how to handle this piece! 👉 go.were.dog/maysig

omg pickuppp Pick up Gideon and Nile in today's signature colourations drop 😉 👉 go.were.dog/maysig

🌙 After Hours Collection... 🌙 What do you get up to after hours? 😏 Sink into the half-light hues and evening fades of the after hours collection, a hand picked selection of toys perfect for whatever you get up to during those sundown silicone sessions... 👉 go.were.dog/maysig

✨ Huge Signature Drop ONLINE NOW! ✨ OVER 200 toys in our most popular models and colourations just went live... Ranger, Sarah, Gideon and more, whether you're looking to fuck or get fucked, we've got tonnes of toys just waiting to start your weekend off with a bang 😈 👉 go.were.dog/maysig

Give into your carnal desires~ You fuck with your eyes first, so why not? A beautiful, glittering, opalescent white body set against pink suckers. 👉 go.were.dog/eden

You're on bottom, but who comes out on top? Juniper is our classic length toy, and a great option for depth play / training, but she's got competition! Eden features a tapered tip and a far more textured ride alllll the way down to that neck where you truly lock in. 👉 go.were.dog/eden

Dinner sorted.

✨ Our newest character Eden... Best known as Lucy's familiar, Eden is summoned by their mistress with a small golden bell. Pools of black ooze coalesce from the ground and from the formless mass emerges longing, pulling, teasing tentacles. Eden can't wait to play with you... 👉 go.were.dog/eden

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Feeling left out? The Envy style employs a darker green tentacle, with an emerald sheen. The suckers are highlighted with a UV reactive green. 👉 go.were.dog/eden

Here to fulfil your deepest desires, Eden is the longest toy we've ever made - by far! Eden is lengthy in any size, with a subtle taper, great for training and working up to bigger toys. The rounded suckers help you keep track of your progress and feel amazing. 👉 go.were.dog/eden

This could be YOU 🫵 ✨ go.were.dog/eden

(there's a line out the door) ✨ go.were.dog/eden

🥵 No one has ever filled you like this before Eden thinks your profile is cute btw... ✨ go.were.dog/eden

📖 Eden firmness guide! When selecting your firmness, keep in mind that Eden in extra soft is particularly floppy and may not be the easiest to ride. We generally recommend soft or medium for the best penetrative experience. 👉 go.were.dog/eden

🖌️ Character art for Eden, our part goat, part goo, tentacle-y servant of Hell 😏 Read the full story and get up close and personal with Eden, online and ready to ship right now! 👉 go.were.dog/eden

Eden has SEVEN Colourations to Choose From! Are you set on Eden's signature UV purple split, or perhaps you're fawning after a fade? We've made sure to include a huge array of colourations so that whatever your fantasy, we've got you covered. 👉 go.were.dog/eden

😈 Say hello to Eden, our creepy, but oh so cute demon goat, here from the Netherworld to bring untold tentacle-y goodness! "Those tendrils quiver and writhe, turning and drilling, filling you to your max before a wet heat floods your gullet and your stomach...' 👉 go.were.dog/eden

✨ Get to know Eden! ✨ Our ultimate depth training toy, Eden is part goat, part oozing goo, and all length. Feel each sucker *pop* *pop* *pop* until *schlu-UUCK* - you're locked in. 👉 go.were.dog/eden

Lucy's Summon, The Servant of Hell... Eden is HERE! Even the Hellhound herself tires of fucking and sucking mere mortals. That's when she summons her favourite they / them twink familiar to finish the job. Eden can't wait to play with you.. 😈 go.were.dog/eden

Something is coming... It's just not Gideon 😏 New character launching tomorrow, Friday 24th April at 5PM BST!

Foul tarnished, hast thou not acquired thy dagger? 🗡️ A dagger is essential for any loadout, pick one up for 20% off right now! 👉 go.were.dog/dropflop

In this economy?! Gideon a real one

Who's your pick? The angular, mean muscular shapes of Duster or the veiny smooth slopes of Wereroscoe... We find that Duster also makes a great plug with space past the knot to really lock in, whilst Wereroscoe can make for a better riding experience.

😢 He's perfect (to me) Nearly perfect flop Canine packers online and ready to ship right now with 20% off! 👉 go.were.dog/dropflop