Final call! ⚠️ We got an hour left 'til April Fools is over! There's a limited number of pre-made toys left... Feel like you're missing out? Fear not! If the demand is there we will open him up for made to order purchases in the future. ☁️ go.were.dog/planetoppy

He's just built different.

🚨 *New kink unlocked* 🚨

There's still time to get this exclusive gift with purchase in your April Fools Ryan order! JOI with my fuckable plane maw? Sign me up.

Ryan's cockpit can take so much~ Smooth intake and rippling folds, his tongue stroking your balls until finally - take off. ✈️💦 Get yours this April Fools! ⬇️ go.were.dog/planetoppy

Take off! Let Ryan take you to cloud nine this April fools... ☁️ go.were.dog/planetoppy

Now Boarding 🛩️ Ryan the Sleazy Jet is available online right now - about half the stock is gone don't miss out on this year's special April Fools release! ☁️ go.were.dog/planetoppy

Get to know Ryan the Sleazy Jet! Ryan's open maw caresses your balls as you push deep past twisting channels into organic throat like textures that flex and contour around you. The ultimate blow job experience. Available until midnight tonight! 👉 go.were.dog/planetoppy

Strap in, there's gonna be some... turbulence...👅💦 Check out Ryan⬇️ go.were.dog/planetoppy

🛩️ Ryan's open maw allows for BIG loads and greater ball stimulation. Inside you'll find his throat is a uniquely textured blow job experience that doesn't hold back! Coiling channels give way to rippling throat like folds that hold you close and suck you dry. 👉 go.were.dog/planetoppy

😈 An Exclusive Gift With Purchase... This might be our best one yet! Included for free with the first 300 Ryan orders is this two sided instruction sheet. Ryan is perfect for on the fly sessions, at home or travelling. Ranger certainly seems to be enjoying himself... 👉 go.were.dog/planetoppy

✈️ Meet Ryan the Sleazy Jet! You know the feeling. Stuck at the gate, watching the planes roll in, BRICKED UP. You asked yourself the eternal question: "CAN I FUCK IT?" Ryan is all smooth intake and rippling folds, his tongue stroking your balls until finally - take off. 👉 go.were.dog/planetoppy

This could be you 🫵 Nile is certainly soaring high right now 😏💦 Do you wanna try a plane maw? Get yours here! ⬇️ go.were.dog/planetoppy Video by @logipone.bsky.social

✈️ Meet Ryan the Sleazy Jet! Ryan is all smooth intake and rippling folds, his tongue stroking your balls until finally - take off. Ridiculous and irresistible. Welcome to the mile high club. Get yours! ⬇️ 👉 go.were.dog/planetoppy Video by @logipone.bsky.social

I can't believe a plane blowjob was included with the flight ticket... that's luxury travel! 🥴 Wanna check this maw out? 👅⬇️ go.were.dog/planetoppy

You know the feeling. Stuck at the gate, watching the planes roll in, BRICKED UP. You asked yourself the eternal question: "CAN I FUCK IT?" Now you can. You're welcome. ❤️ Check out Ryan! ⬇️ go.were.dog/planetoppy

🚨 ETA 1 HOUR 🚨 And it's coming in hot.... 🔥

12 HOURS TILL LAUNCH... MIDNIGHT TONIGHT (GMT)

Throwback to this love letter to last year's April Fools toy Azure's Snoot from @SushiAmazing (their work is insane) What do you think this year's April Fools toy is going to be? 🤫

New breed of freak unlocked Scout flops online now for the first time ever! (20% off ur new kink btw) 👉 go.were.dog/scoutflop

yooo new in game item!!! (spoilers)

Scout in Dune got us feeling some type of way 😏 Get 20% OFF Scout in his first ever flop drop - you'll also find some Knorse flops if you're quick enough - online right now! 👉 go.were.dog/scoutflop

(in case anyone was unsure) Knorse and Scout flops have 20% off online rn btw 👀 👉 go.were.dog/scoutflop

✨ Pick up Scout in Forged, Dune and Signature for 20% OFF his usual price in Scout's first flop drop. You'll also find Knorse in a range of colourations, it's all online and ready to ship right now! 👉 go.were.dog/scoutflop

✨ It's Friday flop drop time! Scout is available with 20% OFF for the first time ever in this week's flop drop, you'll also find discounted Knorse available online and ready to ship RIGHT NOW! 👉 go.were.dog/scoutflop

✨ 20% off the one that has everyone talking... You know why. Thick, heavy, and built to do exactly what you want him to do. If you missed him the first time, don't sleep on him this time round! Knorse is 20% OFF in this week's flop drop and unlikely to be there for long. 👉 go.were.dog/scoutflop

✨ Scout's first flop drop + Knorse flops! These nearly perfect flop toys didn’t pass quality control for small cosmetic reasons, so they’re discounted 20% off their regular price. 👉 go.were.dog/scoutflop

ALL of croc daddy?! Who else is up to the challenge? You'll find Nile (in a range of sizes) right here 👉 go.were.dog/crocdaddy

😱 conquer your fears people 👉 go.were.dog/cockflops

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Find Jack and friends in our inventory for 20% off this weekend! 👉 go.were.dog/cockflop

this could be YOU 🫵 Find all your favourites for 20% OFF in our latest flop drop, online and ready to ship right now. 👉 go.were.dog/cockflop

If you've been unsure of whether to choose ass or pussy in our latest 20% off flop drop, try Sarah! Each hole is distinctly shaped for a unique experience. Give it a try 👉 go.were.dog/cockflops

Ease into the rippling folds of Jack's ass this weekend for 20% OFF! You'll also find Sarah and Knorse in this week's flop drop, check out what's available at the link below 👇 💞 go.were.dog/cockflops

✨ Sarah - for 20% less! If you've been dreaming of sinking deep into the rippling curves of Sarah's ass, or hilting at Knorse's enormous balls, now is the time to pick up your favourites at 20% off their regular price in this weekend's MASSIVE flop drop! 👉 go.were.dog/cockflops

😈 Fuck Jack, Sarah + Knorse for 20% OFF Whether you're dreaming of fucking or getting fucked this weekend, we've got you covered 💪 Sarah, Jack and Knorse have all turned up for your pleasure in this week's flop drop, online and ready to ship RIGHT NOW! 👉 go.were.dog/cockflops

✨ It's Friday drop time! It's not just Knorse in this week's flop drop, you'll also find a tonne of signature Sarah's for you to sink your teeth (and cock) into. 👉 go.were.dog/cockflops

✨ 20% OFF flared, knotted horse cock in this week's flop drop! You'll find a TONNE of Knorse in his popular Lipstick colouration, alongside a few Fallout and Moonlight in case they tickle your fancy (and your asshole). 👉 go.were.dog/cockflops

✨ 20% OFF FLOP DROP Knorse, Sarah, Jack (and many more!) we just dropped HUNDREDS of your favourite character's cock, pussy and ass online and ready to ship RIGHT NOW 👇 💞 go.were.dog/cockflops

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someone please make it stop

Our resident puppy girl wearing the Battle Hound t-shirt 😍 We painstakingly designed the absolute highest quality t-shirts possible, made with carbon neutral 100% organic 240gsm cotton. We can't wait to see you all wearing them at future cons! 👕 go.were.dog/battletshirt

✨ Restocked! Dagger, our resident fennec fox 🦊 This short, stubby fennec plug is designed for comfort. The knot compresses as it goes in, making insertion easier, before expanding again once it’s inside and tying you together! 👉 go.were.dog/canids

why is cock everywhere i look ;_;

hey... uhh.. I think that cyborg-doggy thing likes you... *scout, visibly throbbing* 👉 go.were.dog/canids

huehuehe (he literally can not drive)

🏜️Scout in Dune just goes so hard... If you're not immediately into Scout's lore accurate look, don't worry! We've got a huge range of different colourations to choose from including Dune and some especially gorgeous experimental pours in our most recent drop 👇 🎨 go.were.dog/canids

🎨 Inventory highlight! Check out this special experimental batch of SCOUT our artists cooked up... There's tonnes of fun one off colourations in our inventory right now, alongside a restock of our most popular canid characters. 👉 go.were.dog/canids

6ft + blue eye huh 😈 👉 go.were.dog/canids

Ranger Signature Restock! Whether you've had your eye on Ranger for a while now or you're looking to size up, we just dropped a LOAD of Ranger's Signature in our inventory in a range of sizes. 👉 go.were.dog/canids