GARBAGE DAY! 🗑️ 🔫 Our Limited Edition release of SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT: 1 + 2 (1984 / 1987) on 4K UHD, Blu-ray, and VHS is now available for pre-order! Packed with Special Features and Physical Extras, including posters, a reproduction of the original press kit, a comic, and lobby cards.

"Hold my beer." Pfft. That's rookie bullshit. Pros keep their beer firmly in hand throughout their fuckups.

JacquesZeWhipper, a performer known for doing musical whipping did a cover of the Schools of Magic Can Can song I did for a crap guide to wizard!! AAAAAAA www.tiktok.com/@jacqueszewh...

Stevie Wonder pays tribute to Earth, Wind and Fire's "September" during tonight's "A Grammy Salute to Earth, Wind & Fire Live"

Child: "Do you have a pencil I can borrow?" Me: "What kind of pencil do you want?" Child: "A normal one?" Me: "Look, kid, I'm gonna level with you. I have about twenty different kinds of pencil. I'm gonna need you to be way more specific."

[Fred Schneider from The B-52s voice mode ACTIVATED] 🎵 If you see a faded sign 🎵 🎵 At the side of the road 🎵 🎵 That says fifteen miles to the... 🎵

So: Fascism is bad The First Amendment is good Genocide is an actual fucking crime And also: It's appalling to be in 2025 where each of these is not, in fact, taken as part of the baseline shared reality anymore

It’s that time again

From The Last Waltz to The Simpsons to Sabrina Carpenter’s album cover… Spinal Tap is everywhere once you start looking. New Substack post goes to...You know -

From facing harassment that drives them out of games, to underrepresentation in characters and esports, women gamers continue to navigate spaces that aren’t built for them. Safe spaces like GMHRS are more important than ever. tgh.app (link in bio) #gmhrs #womeningaming #girlgamers #thegamehers

Does anyone in Portland/Vancouver area want to adopt an extremely sweet dog who came to the shelter extremely scared. He wouldn't leave his kennel for weeks. With a lot of hard work by volunteers he's been going on short walks now. I suspect he was never outside where ever he was before.

Let's make all kinds of art. There are almost no rules. 🤘🏻❤️

It’s their day today 🎶🕺🏻

Happy Earth Wind and Fire Day to all who observe.

My brother and I had recorded this movie because we loved old cartoons like Felix and Fleischer era Popeye We knew this movie sucked but we loved it. You can see it on @archive.org ! archive.org/details/y-2-...

Pre rapture. Rapture. Post rapture.

Beautiful weekend here in the PNW where the first crisp cold air and turning leaves of autumn overlap with the last clear skies and long low sunsets of summer.

My old job is open at Blizzard. If you are a producer in the Irvine, CA area (greater Los Angeles) or willing to make that drive down to Irvine, you should apply! Truly. Despite the layoffs and the Microsoft of it all, Blizzard SFD is an incredible team. Apply: careers.blizzard.com/global/en/jo...

Ok I don’t want to be a grouch - I have mixed feelings - like actors and musicians and all deserve all the praise - but I also I miss that a standing ovation used to be a way to signal an extra special job well done, and now that basically every show gets one there’s no way to communicate that.

Have a great idea, research project, or story to share? This is your chance to bring it to the biggest library gathering of the year. Don’t delay. The call for proposals closes Monday, September 22 at 11:59pm ET. https://2026.alaannual.org/call-proposals #ALAAC26 #ForOurLibraries

Do people still do the limbo at parties? Or is “how low can you go?” Reserved exclusively for government policy?

Game Dev: here is our new game, it is about a dead, rotting, dying world, full of misery, hopelessness, and zombies. You are the lone, unkillable warrior tasked with redeeming it. Me: dude I’m not playing that, that sounds depressing. GD: GD: OK GD: what if everybody was a cute bug Me: 💸💸💸

You know what is REALLY hot and sexy? Being nice and kind and caring. :3

I’m at the Savannah Bananas game in Seattle. I have never seen the park this full or nearly this loud in 13 years not even at the playoffs lol.

Keith David has over 400 credits on IMDB and that's into "he'll be in whatever you offer him money for" territory and that means that any time you watch something that doesn't have Keith David in it it's because they didn't want to have Keith David in it and that is a mindset I just can't understand

Folks I should never be the smartest person in the room My first playthru of any Fallout game was New Vegas. I played that entire game without knowing or picking up the notion l that I could fast travel. I walked everywhere. I was so embarassed when I found out.

God, I love this park in the rain

Dire Straits Huey Lewis and The News Fleetwood Mac Queen 🤘🏻

My new mattress has an app and that makes me wanna scream I love weird tech, but my bed won't connect to my wifi I cannot believe I just typed that I feel like this is a level of Hell that nobody planned for

My new mattress has an app and that makes me wanna scream I love weird tech, but my bed won't connect to my wifi I cannot believe I just typed that I feel like this is a level of Hell that nobody planned for

[S] Over 100 people turned out on less than 24 hours notice to tell the administration #handsoffhistory in Harpers Ferry. All artifacts and displays are still in place despite an order to remove 30 of them. We remain at the ready. @indivisible.org @indivisiblejcwv.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com

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Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t get drunk and fight each other.

This entire country is turning into Amy's Baking Company. We all need to be Gordon Ramsay* (I think Ramsay is a jerk face bully, but he gets the job done)

Thanks everyone! The signed book purchases, subscriptions, and purchases of the Hader interview have really helped. I did one with Joel McHale too, would you all like to see that?

I want the generations after mine to understand that transformation and body horror was a big seller in the 80s up until the 2000s. Foodstuffs like soup, fast food and candy, or objects like video games (jesus fuckin christ, Playstation wtf) perfumes, cigarettes and underwear. It was wild.

Disney Plus ads on Facebook are full of comments that say "I STAND WITH JIMMY" You know I loves Disney's core - the Imagineers, the artists, the Cast Members, the people that actually turn and lube those gears... but I get giddy when folks ban together to tell the company to pound sand

Throwback to me drawing The Good Place's characters like 1960s Czech matchbook covers.

"Our future is also a blind box" youtu.be/l1O6bN2zWSM?...

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

The most savage insult I ever heard was when Chevy Chase returned to SNL to host, and then cast-member Bill Murray and Chevy had a brief physical fight, and Bill shouted "MEDIUM TALENT" at Chevy. I would never show my face again. Holy shit. "Medium talent." OW.

Even NIXON had a sense of humor

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Dear CEOs, I don't know if these boycotts for bending the knee ultimately have a material impact or not, but they certainly don't make you look great. Wanna guess what will happen to the business of the first guy who tells the President to pound sand?

John Linnell standing on his famous pillar of wah wah pedals. #NewAlbum

LIKE HOLY FUCK

Battle axe. Stuffed bear. Mace. Pillow. Cactus. Blanket. These are just a few of the things you should not have in a baby's sleep space.