in the words of @baileymeyers.bsky.social, you couldn't waterboard these words out of me

About to enter horror and sober month. I'm so ready to be spooked and mindful at the same time!

I collect pictures of dogs who look like they’re being interviewed on the news

NEW VIDEO!! A complete retrospective on the long dormant but excellent second party Nintendo series, Custom Robo! This video covers everything from the series brief but fantastic run! RT's, comments, hype (that's a thing on YT now) are very appreciated!! youtu.be/p2Rnn4P4wqg

Here goes nothing!

this woman has been working at Nintendo for almost 20 years and nearly a decade longer than the guy she is replacing how much more qualified does she have to be lol

You see Jesus was a Jedi... And won the Belt

Not sure why there are people out there embracing doomerism and saying that there's no way we can defeat Trump, that he's too much of an unstoppable force to beat. He couldn't even get Jimmy Kimmel off the air for a full week. You know why? Us. We did that.

It’s autumn

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

The Other Guys having a fuckin RATM song to end the film with a info graphic on late stage capitalism is so insane for a 2010 action comedy. More of it please. Let that peacock fly.

Happy to let everyone know microsoft has rated Outlook as E for everyone.

Damn I thought for sure this rapture was gonna be the one. Somehow people that pray a bunch and watch too much Tiktok got this one wrong!

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

🏈 CIN 3 - 48 MIN 0:17 3Q This game has a 43.41% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 55-3 (6.64%)

This week has been an absolute roller coaster for movies...

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

The Long Walk is incredible, brutal, and very well acted. Feels like we'll be going back in 2035 and freaking out about how stacked the cast is in this film, like folks do with Sunshine (2007). NO ONE show this film to Mr. Beast.

“I’m an eleven, but continue.”

WWE Fans:

millennials are band directors now and I think that’s terrific

no

democrat melissa hortman was literally politically assassinated in her fucking home less than 3 months ago and now everyone wants to comment on how bad it’ll be now like ok

Well if I don't get $600 by the 11th I'm getting evicted so YA KNOW.... venmo: @dakschaya Pp: PayPal.me/daksart

Trying to beat the new Endure achievement in Trials Evolution: Gold Edition before @erksmegerks.bsky.social so come watch! www.twitch.tv/newbs28/

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1640

"Please enter your ____ followed by the pound or hashtag symbol" So, it begins.

I've hit peak adulthood. I purchased brand new storage bins for the first time and I'm so FUCKING excited...

Please spread this information people, don't let Pay Pal dox you.

I am DELIGHTED by this hall cosplay from Dragon*Con! THEY HAVE A PEPPER BAR!

Look at that beautiful blue sky! ⏰☠️ Wake Up Dead Man, the new Benoit Blanc mystery. Thanksgiving in theaters, 12/12 on Netflix. More to come very soon…

LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT - #WrexCooper

happy holiday

Hey Firefox users.

Doesn't matter that 993 years were still up for grabs, this is Hater of the Millennium.

Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”

Run submissions for GDQueer are open!! 🏳️‍🌈 Note that you must join the GDQueer Discord first to submit a run! discord.gg/9dfREvMg4V *Submissions close Sept. 14, 11:59PM ET *Volunteer apps open Sept. 4 *GDQueer takes place Oct. 31-Nov. 2

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

This feels like a spot of good news www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

Did these dorks always do this for corporate rebrands? “Well I for one am NOT loving it” “Americans no longer yo quiero Taco Bell!” “Where’s the beef? No, what’s YOUR beef with THE CONSTITUTION”

In Donkey Kong Bananza, DK follows objects of interest with his eyes. However, he has an incredibly short attention span. Whenever a new object enters his vision, his attention is drawn to it instead. If many objects are moving, he will be distracted by each new one.

Found out yesterday that my work knows I'm not making enough for the role I'm currently in, tried hiring my counterpart at our rival company and had to turn them down due to them counter offering, and I wasn't selected position I interviewed for in big county job. gdi. Here's hoping today's better.

Rest in peace, Brent. Thank you for all the amazing years of albums and concerts.

Parsons is gone but it's too damn late. Over a decade dedicated to a game that he drug through fire and threw off a cliff, he should've been gone a LONG time ago.

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

"I took the results of our survey and ran it through copilot" - VP at my company. I audibly sighed, most of the room heard me. If we have to think about their surveys, they have to too, dammit!

Look I’m not saying now is the time to dress up as three ghosts and have a word with him but I’m also not saying it’s not