Meh meh meh I'm Zander meh meh meh al jourgensen meh meh meh

I wish having everyone tell me I'm the coolest person they've ever met paid better

I do not own a single piece of rainbow clothing. Black leather however???? My God

It's hard being polyamorous and kinky and completely unwilling to even ever try to play dungeons and dragons

One of the things that gets me about current political situation is everybody being like "they just did [horrible thing]! They can't do that, that's illegal!" And no shit dude, haven't you learned a long fucking time ago that these people don't give a goddamn shit about the law or the constitution

Hereditary (2017)

Dear ALL venues: if you are hosting a punk show, NOBODY wants to hear the sex pistols in between sets. Nobody!!!!!

Few things get me to instantly dislike someone as them seeing me wear a mask and saying "oh just a heads up I'm sick/was sick yesterday" while they're.....not wearing one

Here is the article: www.liberalcurrents.com/the-interrac...

I bet I wouldn't experience nearly as much class anxiety/envy if I didn't have to watch people casually drop more than I make in a week on clothes every day I'm at work

If I die alone in a house full of cats please crucify me on a cat tree

A while ago my partner told me that every time they're about to bring somebody new over for the first time they warn them that there's nudes of both of us on the walls, but I wonder if they also warn them that I'm not going to be wearing pants when they walk in

I'm writing a comic about the shadow of violent misogyny and sexual violence that hangs over my head every day and boy this three-pager is gonna be a real laugh riot /s

It's such bullshit that I need to have money in order to travel. There's so much shit I wanna see and I wanna do it while I can still walk for an entire day!

I just want to create and make art all of the time and I find it terribly unfair I live in a capitalist society that doesn't treasure art like it treasures money.

Just been feeling super insecure about everything in my life lately and I don't love it!

I'm desperate to do something more with my life but I also don't want to have to work very hard. This is perhaps my biggest character flaw

Very Worried Young Man

Reminder: for The Prodigy’s 15th anniversary for their album Fat of the Land, the anniversary cover art simply added More Crabs

Have been working on a paper mache sculpture for the last couple weeks which has meant having to buy a bunch of newspaper and occasionally catching a headline while working with it and Jesus Christ

I have my With Teeth 2005 tour shirt in my special box of sentimental t-shirts that are too worn to wear anymore. Lost my 2006 tour shirt ages ago :( haven't gotten shirts at any of the four other shows I went to lol

I own a lot of industrial band shirts

Restaurants all over the world. I am begging you. If the thing comes with cheese please say that it comes with cheese on the listing

I'm in New Orleans

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

wtf is wrong with me that spending a whole day with another person makes me feel like my soul has been sucked out of my body with a shopvac. Even if I like that person!

Also idk who needs to hear this but your life partner should at BARE MINIMUM: 1. be kind to you, ALL of the time, even if you're having a disagreement 2. Let you be your own person and not need to control you

Leaving my shitty, abusive, dependent, insane, controlling and them-baby spouse was the best decision I ever made. I will never not be grateful that I got out as fast as I did once that started to really tank

Can we please normalize not giving unsolicited health advice to folk with chronic illnesses

I still can't believe I finally got to do this!!!!!! Over the fucken moon. Literally they hoisted me so high

Swiping through the dating app and pondering moving somewhere where beards are illegal

Got to do this for the first time and it ruled!

I am a: ⚪ Man ⚪ Woman ⚫ Freak Looking for: ⚪ Short-term relationship ⚪ Long-term relationship ⚫ Someone to come over and change the bandages on my hook suspension wounds

Kissed both of my partners at the same time last night and wow, whew, gee whiz

Autoerotically asphyxiating alone, king?

Was chatting with someone about comics at the event last night and told them I don't draw comics in color because it takes too long and they started mansplaining color theory to me. So cool that people still do that 🫪

Drew my partner as a cum wizard for their birthday

Simply typify your neurons bro

SOCIETY is on Youtube!! Obligatory: "har har my favorite documentary" but seriously this movie kicks ass, please watch this freakshow lol youtu.be/BFC7R059N2c?...

Still thinking about when my partner asked me to make the playlist for the sex party and followed with the qualifier "and please don't put anything on there that's gonna scare the hoes"

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Never stops being wild to me that almost everyone in my life met me in the last 3 years and didn't know me when I was married or doing sex work, both of which took up most of my 20s. Insane

My April fools day prank on my partner with a foot fetish

found some of that good ass hi-res 1999 shit. these are the pictures that would be on the wall at subway if subway were about computer

for @1900hotdog.bsky.social i wrote about a lawyer who once represented British film director Ken Russell in court and took as payment Russell directing his novelty rap music video 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/nerd...

One of the things I have to be happy about is this cute new partner I have and I drew this absolutely idiotic cartoon for him for his birthday

I have a lot to be happy about but I laid in bed all day so now I'm sad which is baloney, honestly

Never open this app anymore but I opened it and found two people I know talking about how great I am. That feels statistically improbable and I'm happy about it