Turnabout is fair play

HELL YEAH!

your feel good story of the day- that rich douchebag who threw a rock at a seal got his ass beat by a surfer AND is facing criminal charges. www.surfer.com/news/tourist...

🪺🧵

my kitty Kamala and I wish you a restful nap!

You know he got a pair of Dickies on under the vestments.

Black people are giving it these Confederates raw and uncut. This is how it’s gonna be now. You wonder what we’re thinking? It’s this. I believe this is activist Gary Chambers again in Louisiana.

hey stupid babies dont eat batteries uh duh

Look at the paws on that kitty! Mountain lion wanders near SoCal homes, crawls under a vehicle before being sedated www.latimes.com/california/s...

Elon Musk accidentally revealing his mom's account is one of his alt's means that he has both impersonated his own infant child and mother online

the spectrum here is: 1. rushing to stop a fight 2. letting them fight a little 3. waiting to see who wins and finally we have 4:

I've been to Placerville. He is very Placerville.

Bluesky aka the Will Stancil discourse app

no one needs this

billy pencils isn't even annoying to me. he's just not important in the grand scheme of things, both on and offline. i exhale and touch the grass. ahhhhhh

that's his cursed amulet

I keep thinking about this, and I really respect it. SO MANY celebs in this country are entirely SILENT. Massive economic pressure on them to clam up during this time of rising fascism. So for an actor to step up as a private person like this... it means something.

I was hoping to edit this on my laptop, but that's busy converting video tonight. Real intense baby bird moment today! 🪶 I 🐣

Definitely never paid $5.19 for gas with Joe Biden...

Live video of a CEO putting A.I. technology to good use at his high-pressure job

i smell a pulitzer

look at this magnificent chonker

STRIKE: Ahead of May Day, Popeyes workers in Los Angeles are on strike due to life-threatening workplace violence, extreme heat, cockroaches in the kitchen, wage theft, and broken restroom, to the point we’ve been forced to urinate in a closet drain because it is the only place without cameras. 🧵

Fetterman swallows Platner whole and dies of indigestion like a python eating a gator.

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Meh

Are we still invited to Whiskey Wednesdays or whatever

mood

No, insurance companies still won't cover you but just go anyway

Is the incident the fact that it sucks?

"up you go, you little pencil neck..."

all the complete wackos i've come across on social media

DA Jenkins is a problem 48hills.org/2026/04/jury...

What word is your spelling nemesis? This is a safe space.

Innocent

*giving toast at wedding* I believe it was the 90's poet DMX who famously said- *starts barking like a dog*

Klay?

Dog bless David Lee Roth

that Clara person tweeting about WHCD like it’s the night her band opened for nirvana and her ass was not even there

er... hans...

what if we all just stopped posting about the hasan twitch bro?

It's today, today!

we need a newt gingrich of the left

Mother fucker

Dude...

I've thought about doing this...

Whole 9 yards