This announcement claims, essentially, that they have infused a book with mayonnaise. I just want people to understand that if you purchase paper books, you can infuse them with mayonnaise yourself. You will need a turkey baster and a squeegee. And mayonnaise.

Episcopalians are the redditors of christianity

Bryce Canyon. Stunning beyond belief.

When I asked about plans in the visitor center at Bryce Canyon, the ranger knew just as much as I did. So even the park folks are just waiting.

FINISH HIM (Definite emphasis on him)

This is absolute rockstar status.

Have the excitement in life that my daughter has for the Bryce Canyon NP Shuttle Bus, and nothing will ever be bad again.

Nothing like being on a years-long dream national park sabbatical on the eve of a government shutdown...

Sabbatical journey continues today toward Bryce Canyon! Here are some photos from Capitol Reef, which is *stunning* and worth more than the day and a half we scheduled.

gentle reminder for anyone who is anticipating the need for caramelized onions later this week: you should probably start now