Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

They don't even know how to compost correctly!

I’m feeling anxious and irritable. I should have another coffee, right???

How it feels defending infant baptism in the shadow of rural non-denominational and Baptist churches.

Saw a video of Chris Tomlin playing this event. So that’s how things are going in mainstream CCM

Alien (1979) was one of the first sci-fi movies brave enough to ask: what if space travel was very wet?

Tag your favorite lesbian.

Beginning to think some of these popular country artists have not actually lived in the country.

No cell phones anywhere, just living for the moment.

That song? Octopus’s Garden

Controversial opinion: if you’re going to use leavened gluten free bread for communion, don’t try to do intinction. It’s just a mess.

gearing up for the weekend like

gearing up for the weekend like

you know what the real data center is. the human mind. thank you,

My “This is not a golden calf” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

Some days your hand is a footrest.

Is it just my algorithm or is Arby’s doing like a guerrilla marketing thing on the social medias?

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Nazarene, Free Methodist, United Methodist

We used to be a proper country

A second extremely based AOC anti-tax-slop quote has hit the TL

Cincture? I barely know ‘er!

Your edgy nineteen year old cousin posting on Reddit:

Bipartisan Berry is the name of a failed SNL sketch from 2006

Are you my grandfather?! 😂

I have now watched enough pie & mash shop videos on YouTube that I think I'm ready to try jellied eels. I mean, how can you NOT love a food that makes its own jelly?!

Butterflies don't taste anything like butter and don't really spread either.

Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you is undocumented.

RFK Jr would definitely try to eat this.

Tfw someone says David and Bathsheba “had an affair”

I think we can all agree that the wrong Kennedy was lobotomized.

Most of Proverbs is just shitposting

When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to fyi

FYI this is all Creative Commons-licensed artwork you can use with attribution in bulletins, PowerPoints, webpages, syllabi, whatever. And you can search by Bible verse, liturgical season, or subject

Sorry, I can't work today I'm watching news stories from 1968 on the BBC Archive's YouTube channel.

post-prestige TV with its 10-episode seasons could never

schlumpmaxxing

Come on then, and remove him.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

I will never use Aptos I don't care what they do to me 😤

We had two new families come to Good Friday last night. Both had kids. I love it, but I gotta say that it's kind of a downer of a service to make your first time experiencing a new church.

This is fully 1/3 of 90s-00s Star Trek.

Should have bought a Mac

Happy Mandy Patinkin Thursday to all who celebrate!

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

those are no moons...

"We're going back to moon after 50 years!" as if Despicable Me meant nothing

makes you wonder what's in the sandwiches...