wow he's shorter than I expected

You’re telling me an over knighted these oats?

Hate it when people claim to be leftists but aren't constantly mad online. Like, are you actually serious about changing anything or not, you know?

War is always evil but it is particularly evil when it is so so so stupid.

This is why I won't let my kids watch Bambi. I'm not prepared for them to know that deer are real.

"Peter is a willing weapon, but Jesus isn’t looking for weapons; Jesus is looking for witnesses." - from Adam Hearlson's commentary on John 18:12-27, this week's Narrative Lectionary text

I don’t think @themountaingoats.bsky.social will cure your depression but they’ll remind you that you’re not alone in it.

Your friends hyping their megachurch’s “at the movies” sermon series:

Girls posting “so lucky to have this man!”

Bride of Frankenstein (1935) > Frankenstein (2025)

Welcome to my mind palace

[Exit Murderer.]

Seen a few clips and is it just me or does Gavin Newsom come off as a smarmy asshole?

This guy thinks he just fell out of a coconut tree.

Anybody else finding it very difficult to focus on work while the absolute dumbest and most evil ghouls alive are bombing innocent people?

Boy kibble sounds like a menu item on Epstein Island.

Somehow Maryland's governor is going to leverage this war to raise car registration fees, I just know it...

Watched The Sound of Music tonight. Feels relevant.

He makes wars cease to the end of the earth; he breaks the bow, and shatters the spear, he burns the chariots with fire!

He's playing 4D chess, you rubes. Can't STOP wars if you don't START them.

You’re laughing? Bill Clinton is making a questionable claim under oath and you’re laughing??

Hear me out: double stuffed nutter butters.

Libs complaining about “separation of church and state” re:Adam Hamilton’s potential senate run are really showing their asses.

The challenge with white people taco night is that my body is incapable of producing the chemical triggers that tell me I’ve eaten enough tacos.

Truly an age-old phenomenon: "Sexual encounters between Neanderthals and ancient humans skewed in one direction—mostly between male Neanderthals and female humans."

Welcome to the resistance, John.

When you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to

The two genders: library movie edition

A couple of years ago I was mostly in the "pastors need to stop complaining about youth sports" camp. Now I think youth sports are going to turn me into the joker.

It’s no longer February 24 so I feel comfortable admitting that I’m halfway through season 2 of Twin Peaks and I still don’t get it. I’m trusting the process, though. Please know I’m trusting the process.

Got to march for immigrant rights with 1200 other United Methodists and faith types. Our bishop gave a characteristically incredible sermon at Capitol Hill UMC.

Based on what I’m seeing in my area, “Action Verb” church plants are out. “_____ City” church plants are in. Double points if they’re nowhere near a city and only attended by people who are afraid of cities.

Similarly we should only trade with countries that existed in 1900. If you can’t find a representative of the Ottoman sultan to sign a treaty, you get no oil.

Gotta go with Cranmer, he wrote the first edition of the United Methodist Book of Worship.

Live footage of the SOTU

Anybody else seen The Ugly Stepsister? The nose scene 😬

Diane--11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks

Who up beating down Satan under their feet #Lent #GreatLitany ⚓️

This is how I imagine they pass the peace at those Christian men’s conferences.

Former pastors kept burying the alleluias and forgetting where, now we’re spending $1,000 a year cutting back alleluia trees.

Starting off tomorrow with "A Mighty Fortress is Our God," because if we ever needed to know that we tremble not for the Prince of Darkness, it's these days.

One of the cringiest parts of ministry is following up with people who have missed X recent Sundays. There's no way to do it without sounding like you're nagging. They know why you're reaching out, you know why you're reaching out. And yet the alternative is "I stopped coming and nobody noticed."

It really sucks that Trump is president for the 250th anniversary of this country. Imagine what a cool time we could be having this summer...

A.O.C. this, A.O.C. that If I don't A.O.See you at the polls, it doesn't matter!

Dang I was hoping there would be good advice here but most of it is "yeah that's nearly impossible" 😭 Personally I'm doing something else for Lent, but might come back to this next year.

i can write a shorter, sadder story than hemingway. for example for sale: used cybertruck

At this point double stuf Oreos are the bare minimum for me.