It’s genuinely terrifying that someone posting like this has access to nuclear codes.

The bozone layer: shielding the rest of the solar system from the Earth’s harmful effects.

Sigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers”

Happy fucking FURY ROAD day for all who celebrate.

A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️

Lazenby was actually good.

i remember walking out of Force Awakens, annoyed with it. And there was a girl, maybe eight, with her mum. The girl was BOUNCING. "Mummy!! I can be an X-wing pilot!!" And THAT was the point i knew my opinion didn't matter for shit. i would die for the right of that girl to be an X-Wing pilot.

you're telling me six teens painted this chapel

Oh this is amazing. github.com/davmlaw/they...

Company is now tracking how much we make use of copilot. They explicitly have said the minutes per week will be a rating metric. We live in the dumbest timeline.

What’s Our Health Insurance Denying?

wow — the preprint host, arxiv, is banning authors for a year if they submit papers with hallucinated citations 🤖

Just self-peppered myself into an unpleasant sneeze fest.

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

‘We aren’t socialists, we’re just better at accounting’ is a killer line.

When I met my wife, she had her own house and lemme tell ya, that was pretty hot. Smart capable women are sexy. Dudes, get over yourselves.

“For more than a century, a statue of Abraham Lincoln has gazed out over the reflecting pool that bears his name and that has been filled with the sweet, slightly creamy coconut flavor he adored,” said preservationist Marie Pagano

Saw a profile on LI where the guy had a "I <3 MILFs" hat on, dead center. Certainly a choice.

Commentary: Just When I Thought The World Couldn’t Get Any Worse, My Wife Makes Me Go To A Play https://theonion.com/just-when-i-thought-the-world-couldnt-get-any-worse-my-wife-makes-me-go-to-a-play/

WUT. Mamdani had a career as a rapper before becoming a Mayor? He just keeps winning... www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQVs...

That last is two coworkers. I am in the former group. :(

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Critical thinking makes you hotter. PASS IT ON (please).

tip your barber tip your bartender

“'I would think that maybe a woman might like a larger package down there,' one 55-year-old manager in Southern California, who is into scrotal expansion." Some men will do anything except actually listen to what a woman wants.

Big tech corporations have finally figured out who is to blame for their crappy products: science fiction writers.

taken.: sinceyouarrived.world/taken "A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you." This is really well done. I love how they explain each data point and the way they wrote in general.

(Pssst... there's no need to be on more than one paid streaming platform at a time, or to be on one for longer than a month if you time things out properly)

It exists! I interviewed backup dancers, producers, the costume designer, the song’s producers who granted the rights, and so many more who were involved: web.archive.org/web/20240227...

Photo by @nicolehester.bsky.social for The Tennesseean www.tennessean.com/picture-gall...

How to summon a demon #Linguistics www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPwc...

“If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.” ~President John F. Kennedy, 1961. Image: Bettmann via Getty Images.

“This decadent, easy-to-throw-together cake will be the star of any child-trafficking meetup you bring it to, and just like pedophilia, once you get a taste, you won’t be able to stop,” Trump said in an instructional video posted to his social media platform

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

im not voting for anybody that doesnt have the balls to throw this skin tag in a dungeon

I really wonder what the fallout is going to be because the sanitized version of history they’ve sold for a long time is “Jim Crow was a shameful moment in history but we defeated it and came out the other side a better country” and now it’s just… back it’s the end of a myth in the starkest terms

Something something torment nexus...

happy Tom Holland stormwater management day to all who celebrate.

I need people to stop treating genocides like a hierarchy. "We can't talk about Palestine because it hurts Democrats." "We can't talk about trans people being genocided because Palestine." "We can't talk about Black and Indigenous people because trans people." LEARN TO MULTITASK. People are dying.

This was a hard story to report. Newborns who don’t get a vitamin K shot are 81 times more likely to develop a condition where they bleed uncontrollably. But more and more families are declining the shot. And babies are dying. www.propublica.org/article/more...

Parrots live longer than most other pets because they can curse

hello welcome to our restaurant, would you like to order, plz scan the QR code and enter your phone num and confirm the code we texted, oh hey, create an account, to save your credit card, oops it did not, enter it again + email and first name last name for yr receipt and spam, no not tasty spam

BREAKING: in April 2026, *every single one* of the 1,570 refugees admitted in the United States were white South Africans. In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 6,066 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November 2025), and nobody else.

Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...