Texas Republicans in disarray. Ya love to see it.

How the fuck do you sleep at night you sad, sad publication?

That… well… yeah, that fits

Wat een briljante cartoon.

Fertilizer, helium, LNG, and oil not included.

Is he TACOing tonight?

Civics literacy needs to be required high school learning. The office and the person ain’t the same thing. I know, I lost MAGA when I used words with more than two syllables…

Reminder to next dem government: take all of SpaceX’s federal contracts and give the money back to NASA.

/2 Also Metaxas looks like the bad guy in an 80s Disney Channel movie where he’s trying to shut down the kids’ breakdancing tournament

*sniff* it's beautiful "this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed"

If you are going to go, go. Go actually try and be there and use the actual language the people around you are using to describe the spaces they've created for themselves.

The Trumps are such welfare queens. They're DEI hires. They're everything they claim in others.

We really need to re-educate this country about how Radical the radical Republicans were on stuff like this. The Lost Cause has downplayed the fact that the civil war was basically a refounding of America on better ideals and we're all worse off for it.

This car costs $8500. Not a typo. Less than 10 racks. And you don't have to put gas in it. But we can't have it in the US, because we'd rather have racism and argue about solved problems like birthright citizenship, and should Black people be allowed to vote. So you get Cybertrucks instead. Enjoy!

Mango Mussolini knows he's losing and like the snake he is, he's gonna lash out. He's gonna try to steal the midterms any way he can. He has no plan other than sheer survival. He does not care who or how many he fucks in the process.

muttering this to myself in my half-decent george wallace impression bsky.app/profile/pope...

I see one of you clowns on here claiming It Happened tomorrow when it in fact did not happen I'm going to give you a wedgie and stuff you in a locker.

The Mad King can go suck a 🐓 If Greg Abbott goes along with this, he can do the same.

Oh thank God. Rick remains the best.

Speaking of visibility, America has absolutely shown its whole goddamned ass on trans issues, displaying its cultural capacity to be whipped into stupid fear and hatred of a tiny group by cynical demagogues. We have met the enemy and he is us.

Life doesn't have to be hard. You meet a person; you know a person. They're gonna be different from you even if they're biologically kin. If everyone's different, then you're not the center of the universe. Get over yourself & be a human fucking being. 🏳️‍⚧️ #ProtectTheDolls #TransDayOfVisibility

Combined with the story of Hegseth overlooking black officers for promotion for explicitly racist reasons, it’s not unreasonable to wonder if the regime is deliberately undermining the combat readiness of the US military. 12% of the US military are children of immigrants. 30-43% are BIPOC.

for trans day of visibility, imma work even harder to make sure it’s visible to those around me than if you fuck with any of my trans homies, you’re fucking with me too and now we have a problem.

Transgender Day of Visibility is a time of celebration and recognition. I am honored to represent all the people of #TX07 and I am proud to celebrate and affirm my transgender constituents and neighbors this #TransgenderDayofVisibility.

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Truth

10 minutes to the Final Four.

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

It takes SIXTEEN paragraphs for the New York Times to mention why the administration wanted to destroy nearly $10 million in contraception: It's because they claim the stockpile of IUDs, birth control pills, and hormonal implants are “abortifacient birth control.” www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/w...

I don't know what SCOTUS will do on birthright citizenship case, it's anybody's guess. But if they endorse Trump's diktat, the only response is defiance. Outright, open defiance by the states. A decision not just erroneous but illegitimate, beyond their power, null and void from the day it's issued.

When the administration is basically a bunch of Pakled flunkies, this is what happens. The op-ed piece nails it.

elizabeth warren linking to my story in the first sentence of a letter to pete hegseth is blowing my mind www.warren.senate.gov/imo/media/do...

Suck fascist CBS. Can’t stop the signal.

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video. “It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?” This lady’s response is🔥

"The prosecution broke the law when it hid this evidence from the defense,” said Texas attorney George Lobb, who is representing one defendant in the state’s case. ​“This internal FBI document shows the government lied about the defendants, because it presents a position contrary…1/2

Houston Democracy Project reports unelected Hou. City Attorney gutted most significant portion of Prop A motion to regulate city cooperation with ICE. Still we should press Council on ordinance & use process to further organize selves for challenges ahead. #Houston www.neilaquino.com/houston-demo...

Not a drag queen. And yes, he’s maga. www.newsandsentinel.com/news/local-n...

Nuremberg on steroids. Do the job we should have done post-civil war.

"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is literally one of the most on-brand things I have ever heard in my life

Tom Homan truly is a bitch.

Ron’s Johnson just might be dumber than Mike’s Johnson.

I don't know about you but all the recent news sounds like "AI will steal your content and create an alternative to your website using that content as well as everything they know about the user (that they shouldn't)" My translation: Google (and others) are effectively stealing the internet.

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

#NoKings from the arctic in Utqiaġvik, Alaska the northernmost city in the entire USA!

Cuban Americans should be very wary by now.

His brain worm's high as shit.

The White House app is very dangerous, do not install it Malicious code can be injected silently at any time without an app update from "some dude's" GitHub Not good at all, do not trust

A good rundown on how Corpus Christi got into a bind with less than a year’s supply of water