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The bozone layer: shielding the rest of the solar system from the Earth’s harmful effects.
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“You have to prime it, you know.”
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“Go back sleep, Thag. … You only dream we live just so long then die.”
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“Remember, Calloway, this is their biggest and best warrior—so stay alert! When you knock him down, he’s gonna come right back at ya!”
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Structures, organs, and accessories (shown actual size) pertaining toMellisuga helenae, the world’s smallest hummingbird.
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MORE FACTS OF NATURE: As part of nature’s way to help spread the species throughout their ecological niche, bison often utilize a behavior naturalists have described as “ballooning.”
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Math phobic’s nightmare
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Just another old wives’ tale
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“So what’s this? I asked for a hammer! Ahammer!Thisis a crescent wrench! … Well, maybe it’s a hammer. … Damn these stone tools!”
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“Sure, I’m a creature—and I can accept that … but lately it seems I’ve been turning into a miserable creature.”
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“There you go, Mrs. Eagen—you can clearly see both twins on the monitor.”
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“Well, down I go.”
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“Oh, please, oh, please, Dad! … The little brown one!”
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“Of course I never eat the shells.”
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Saving on transportation costs, some pioneers were known to head west on covered skates.
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At the monthly meeting of Squidheads Anonymous
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“Look at the hordes down there, Phil. ... Have I ever told you what they look like? Huh? ... Have I?”
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“Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock …”
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Volume five in a series
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“Well, you better get someone over here right away. … He really looks like he’s going to jump.”
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“For crying out loud, Patrick—sit down. ... And enough with the ‘give me the potatoes or give me death’ nonsense.”
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Editor's note: This is a special cartoon Gary drew for Earth Day 1990, as part of a project in which many cartoonists participated to bring more awareness to the state of the environment.
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The writers forBewitchedsit down for their weekly brainstorming session
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“Well, heaven knows what it is or where it came from—just get rid of it! But save that cheese first.”
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“Cornelius! I’ve been watching him! … Beware of the jawbone!”
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“Look. Why don’t you just give yourself up quietly? … Otherwise, this thing could turn into a frenzy—and nobody wants that.”
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“Yes, they’re all fools, gentlemen … but the question remains, ‘Whatkindof fools are they?’”
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Confucius at the office
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After many years of marital bliss, tension enters the Kent household.
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Moses as a kid
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“Notice all the computations, theoretical scribblings, and lab equipment, Norm. … Yes, curiosity killed these cats.”
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Washington crossing the street
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“Oo! Icky icky! … Something just went down that surrrrrrre wasn’t plankton!”
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Professor Glickman, the lab practical joker, deftly places a single drop of hydrochloric acid on the back of Professor Bingham’s neck.
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“Well, here he comes … Mr. Never-Makes-a-Dud.”
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“Okay, okay, little Ahab. … Which one is it going to be?”
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And for the rest of his life, Ernie told his friends that he had talked with God.
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For several hours, confusion reigned.
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“Anytime, Slim.”
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“So … you must be the one they call Mr. Long.”
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Protozoan gossip
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“Uh-oh—looks like the zipper has stuck on that thing again.”
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Theater of the gods
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Hopeful parents
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“Say … nowthere’sa little hat!”
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“Okay, folks! ... It’s a wrap!”
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“And then, WHAM! This thing just came right out of left field.”
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“For the love of— … Somethin’s been messin’ with these chickens!”
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“So then this little sailor dude whips out this can of spinach, this crazy music starts playin’, and … well, justlookat this place.”
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“Oh, good heavens, no, Gladys—not for me. … I ate my young just an hour ago.”
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