This is such an insane thing to say.

The tism in the jism

Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social

I sure am glad we have a president who will send a pilot making $80k/yr to kill a Colombian fisherman making $3k/yr in a boat worth $500 with a missile that costs $1,000,000 to keep the public from learning about all the times he sexually assaulted underage human trafficking victims. #Epstein

my favorite step in the scientific method: gossip

Get in losers, we’re grieving

disney adults showing up like the end of avengers endgame

Disney learned nothing from Andor.

i would like my government supervisors to know that i now think slim fit is good, dress sneakers are great, and "fun socks" are cool

Congrats to Jimmy Fallon. Number one in late night!

I know Charlie Kirk valued debate and free speech because he blocked me for fact-checking his lies on Twitter and then put me on his organization's Professor Watchlist for writing a book he didn't like.

Decrying violence against political opponents rings a bit hollow when you pull Secret Service protection from your political opponents.

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

This is so fucked. Fucking guns.

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/

RFK Jr. spits out a mouthful of asbestos and takes a swig from his sewage bottle. "I can already see children getting healthier," he gurgles, a bone from a roadkill bat lodged in his larynx. "The spike in measles deaths is a sign their mitochondrial vitality is spiking." His left ear drops off.

happy labor day

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He doesn’t need to be president, he just needs to get Dems those five seats so they can take back the house.

flirting in 2025 be like

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I mean, if you can’t trust the good word of a woman doing time for sex trafficking and abusing children, who can you trust?

Share the Hell out of this !! youtu.be/Q1xR3Xidq84?...

The Big Beautiful Bill gives Meta a $15 billion check. That’s more than our federal government spends on child care in an entire year. If we invested that much in child care & early childhood education, we’d create stronger futures for everyone, not just Mark Zuckerberg.

> @jasonkander.bsky.social

For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD. Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.

The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship. That's just a true statement about the world!

Rich men don’t own teenage beauty pageants for the fashion.

MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET

What’s going on with my "tops" and, in some cases, "bottoms?”

Superman didn’t “go woke.” Star Wars didn’t “go woke.” Sesame Street didn’t “go woke.” They were always woke, you’re just fucking stupid.

Getting Kristi Noem to do her job instead of photo ops

“No collusion” “I won the election” “She wasn’t my type” “I never slept with her” “It was a perfect phone call” “We didn’t commit any fraud” “I never paid her any hush money” “There are no classified records here” “There is no Epstein client list”

CNN just reported a new app called ICEBlock, and MAGA is furious – it tracks ICE officers, so people can see them coming, and escape before being illegally deported. Trump and Kristi Noem do NOT want anyone knowing about it: ICEBlock.

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Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles

Brilliant. 10/10. No notes.

This is oligarchy. This is obscene. While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%. End this oligarchy.

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

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oh, you won't catch me doing that. nosireebob!

Imagine believing Friendless Urinal Cake swept all seven swing states when he can’t get anyone to come to his birthday party

Take a listen and seriously consider it. While this is not an uncommon practice, I am glad people are beginning to speak up about it.