Benjamin O. Anderson
@kemek.bsky.social
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Grad school dropout. Professional chemist. Reluctant realist. Chimerical cloud. Former Democrat.
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America has no king.
about 1 year ago
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I had hoped to get to 1.5 million followers by the end of the year. I made it to 3,000. I'll take it.
#2025Bitch
about 4 hours ago
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Is he gay? I thought he was gay, and he gave this long, rambling, incoherent self absorbed monologue about something. But I tuned out like ten minutes into his unending soliloquy. He may have been talking about how
#D&D
is for fucking nerds.
#StrangerThings
about 4 hours ago
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We all knew he was selling pardons, right? This shouldn't be "news" to anyone.
#Trump
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about 18 hours ago
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The
#Packers
play defense with all the ferocity of a moist towelette.
#NFL
about 18 hours ago
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A mol of electrons weighs 0.548mg.
#Chemistry
about 19 hours ago
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I know a lot of foreigners are asking why the shooting hasn't started. This article should help. I know it might not seem like it from the outside, but we are just not there yet.
#Politics
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Battle of Fort Sumter - Wikipedia
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about 20 hours ago
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Consider me a
#terrorist
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about 20 hours ago
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I don't know how to solve all of the political problems in our country, but I feel like these things would help.
#PopTartsBowl
about 23 hours ago
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A lot of people think
#PennState
stands for "Pennsylvania State." It's actually short for "Pennetration State." Because of the forcible sodomy.
1 day ago
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No matter how much
#cocaine
you do, it eventually stops working.
#WhitneyHouston
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1 day ago
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For those who doubt the power of
#protest
, consider this: When I say to my wife, "Let's have sex," and she responds with, "I don't want to," we end up not having sex. Think about it.
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1 day ago
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I didn't even know she was
#Jewish
. I thought she was a shitty gentile journalist.
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1 day ago
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Wasn't it like 6 months ago that
#PamBondi
said the number of documents in the
#Epstein
files was zero? Now it's a million. I don't know how we are ever going to adjust back to normal times. Seriously crazy shit happens literally every day now.
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1 day ago
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White noise is basically a machine saying "SHHH!!" to you. It works.
1 day ago
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Happy
#BoxingDay
everyone!
2 days ago
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Have you guys heard that Travis Kelce might be retiring?
#Chiefs
3 days ago
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This has got to be some kind of record for fewest passing yards in a victory.
#Vikings
3 days ago
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So who had
#JaredGoff
committing more turnovers than what's his face (the guy playing for the other team) on their vision board?
#NFL
3 days ago
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This is a fun football game. One team that can't hang onto the ball vs the team that can't do anything with it. Outstanding.
#NFL
3 days ago
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If you put a dome over Lambeau someone will fly a plane into it. That's not a threat. It won't be me. I'm just letting you know what's going to happen.
#GoPackGo
#Packers
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3 days ago
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The most sickening aspect of the
#BariWeiss
/
#CBSNews
debacle is how open she is about her priorities. Catering to (disingenuous) political neutrality is FAR MORE IMPORTANT to her than pursuing the truth.
3 days ago
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Washington is doing their best to make this pointless game as boring as possible.
#NFL
3 days ago
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I like National Lampoon's
#Christmas
Vacation because Johnny Galecki is one child actor whose life didn't go completely to shit.
3 days ago
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When I moved to the south, everyone told me I would hate
#Christmas
without snow. Everyone was wrong.
3 days ago
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If the speaker of the house had any morals, integrity, courage, or love for his country he would be demanding Congress reconvene right now to remove that monster from office. The cowardice of certain Americans in these dark times will not be forgotten.
#MikeJohnson
4 days ago
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Again, what's it gonna take?
#Trump
#Epstein
4 days ago
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Saw this on TikTok. Analogy time. "I made shit stew and everyone is talking about the floating chunks of poop. Nobody is talking about the fingerling potatoes or the tender beef cubes."
#Atheist
4 days ago
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They found a million black pieces of paper and just assumed they were the
#Epstein
files.
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4 days ago
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This wins the Internet today.
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4 days ago
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Seriously, what's it gonna take?
#ICE
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4 days ago
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They found glucose on an asteroid. The asteroid never interacted with the Earth. The glucose didn't come from Earth. Life not from this planet made that molecule. This is genuinely one of the biggest discoveries in the history of our species. I'm shocked it isn't getting more coverage.
4 days ago
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Watching
#DieHard
(best
#Christmas
movie ever) and recalling how cool McClain's Beretta 92 looked when I watched this as a kid. Yes it's a Christmas movie. I will die on this hill.
4 days ago
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The
#FreeSpeech
absolutists in the
#GOP
can jump in any time.
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4 days ago
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"...slow news week." Dude, we have not had one single slow news week all year.
#BariWeiss
is in way over her head.
#CBS
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4 days ago
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Don't know about y'all but mine is sharp and ready to go.
#Purge
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4 days ago
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I have two cats. One is a very stupid orange boy. One is a very smart tortie. I refer to the tortie with the c-word quite a bit. But I promise you she deserves it.
#ChristmasEve
#HappyHolidays
4 days ago
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#Democrats
#Epstein
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4 days ago
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During the second world war, we allied with the communists under the second worst person in history to defeat the nazis under the absolute worst person in history. Victory can't always be achieved with flawless allies.
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4 days ago
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"I love the uneducated" [18 points underwater]
#Trump
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5 days ago
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The word "president" is just two words after the word "politicians." The hypocrisy has reached levels of efficiency previously thought impossible.
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5 days ago
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I have said many times that
#DonaldTrump
could literally eat the children of his followers and they would still support him. Many people thought I was being hyperbolic or overly dramatic. I wonder if anyone still thinks that way.
#Epstein
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#Republicans
don't care that
#Trump
raped kids. That's undeniable at this point. If they're willing to give him a pass on that, what would be a deal breaker for them? If you're okay with child rape, cancelling elections seems like a pretty minor thing. They will make him a king.
5 days ago
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When this country breaks, it will break like a dam. Very slowly at first, but then a sudden deluge. And a lot of people who think they can commit evil acts of impunity in their glass towers will realize how vulnerable they really are.
#Purge
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5 days ago
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If you are taken by federal agents, you have no rights and are not guaranteed due process. Keep that in mind and act accordingly.
#Law
#ICE
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5 days ago
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"Angel parents" They're fetishizing (the extremely small number of) people who have been murdered by illegals. Fucking disgusting.
#TrumpRegime
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5 days ago
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#CECOT
#60Minutes
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5 days ago
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Swell.
#Venezuela
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5 days ago
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"Republicans in Congress voted to force Trump's DOJ to release these files after they were heavily edited by Trump's FBI. Also, these files are a Democrat hoax."
#Epstein
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5 days ago
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#Epstein
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5 days ago
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I'm not into
#prayer
, but the closest I come is when I have my hands in their fur while they're purring and I say, "I hope you're happy."
#CatDad
5 days ago
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