Back when I used to troll #conservatives, my favorite tactic was to tell them that while they worked all day, I just sat at home waiting to cash my #Obamacare checks. Even I didn't know what that meant, but goddamn did it piss them off.

I was born five years after the war in #Vietnam ended. I will also carry wounds from that conflict for my entire life. If you know, you know. #VeteransDay

Classic #DoubkeSpeak. Prices aren't up. Also, prices are only up because of the actions of the previous administration. #inflation

What he's doing is already illegal. So if this resolution passes.....it will be super extra illegal? Y'all need to stop acting like the guy who's wiping his ass with the constitution cares about the law. Wake up people.

This is who the #Democrats surrendered to. And this is what their surrender bought them. Spineless fucks.

The #Democrats subreddit is prohibiting any mention of their surrender on the #Shutdown. They are rapidly turning into slightly more polite clones of the GOP. This country is utterly fucked.

So if the #Democrats are being up front about their reasoning (they're not), they should vote down the CR because the #Republicans are obviously not keeping up their end of the deal. But we all know that's not going to happen.

Cool. Cool. Which policies specifically, "Mike?" #MikeJohnson

No.

No matter what any of the #Democrats say, this proves that ALL OF THEM are okay with this capitulation. Primary every single one of these people. #VichyDems

#VichyDems #Quislings

This man belongs in an assisted care facility. #DonaldTrump #Dementia

Incels in a strip club have more restraint.

We're still waiting on your #healthcare plan from 2017, my dude.

I don't think we should lose sight of the fact that #healthcare is a winning issue for Democrats. Why? Because if #ACA subsidies never come back, a lot of people will be unable to afford any kind of healthcare next year, which just happens to be an election year.

I don't like to announce my unfollowings, but I am unfollowing any account that tries to portray the #Democrats surrender as anything other than total capitulation for nothing in return.

"Letting the other team score a touchdown is fine because then they have to kick the ball back to you." From the #TimKaine school of coaching. #VichyDems

I hope we all understand now how absurd it is to expect #Democrats to put the monsters in #ICE on trial for their many, many crimes. They only reluctantly did it to Trump and he tried to overthrow the government. This latest debacle should make things clear.

From the incomparable @jules.su Note the date.

#Durbin has deleted his BlueSky profile.

Is today the day that I get apologies from all the people on BlueSky who gave me shit for saying the #Democrats were unequal to the task of defeating #fascism in the United States? Probably not.

I am not a fan of the Cleveland #Browns. But today I definitely know how it feels to be one. Perpetual disappointment caused by repeated betrayal.

No matter what any of them say, #Democrats caved because they didn't want to face the inconvenience of cancelled flights. That's it. Everything else is a smokescreen. #Shutdown

#Democrats opposition plan in cartoon form.

This is the best description of American politics I have ever read. #Shutdown

Everyone in the #IDF should be forced to read aloud every single one of these names. #Gaza www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...

This is like my ex wife saying our marriage simply didn't work. PS: the reason it didn't work is because she cheated on me and then lied about it when I caught her. #AngusKing #Shutdown

#Republicans are trying to incarcerate #JackSmith for following the law while they break it every hour of every day. These are the people Cuck Schumer sold us out to.

It's a very good thing I'm not one of those journalists who interviews senators in DC today because I would definitely be going to jail for slapping the shit out of someone.

Correction, we are being led by psychopaths, drug addicts, and child molesters. The opposition are nothing but absolute cowards. And that is why the #Republicans will win.

I want to live in the timeline where #Obama wakes up today and posts, "Fuck this shit. Meet me in DC with your rifles. We're cleaning up this mess." Because I think he would get about two million volunteers.

Senator #Shaheen said they were forced to stab us all in the back because, "This was the only deal on the table." #Republicans have become masters of playing the Democrats like a fucking fiddle. And the Dems have mastered the art of negotiating themselves into a corner. Fuck them all.

People like @durbin.senate.gov determine how the #senate works and then criticize other people for complaining about how the Senate works. My brother in Christ, the Senate only works like this because people like 👉YOU👈 make it work that way.

Utter masters of self sabotage. Time has vindicated changing my registration from D to I. #Democrats

The people who we rely on to save us from #fascism are entirely unequipped to handle the challenges of the current situation. #Democrats

Yep. #Shutdown

What the fuck is even going on here? Is he trying to make people at the game take an oath to him? I seriously have no clue. #Trump #Commanders

Anyone who wants to tell me that #Republicans care about military service members can get fucked. youtube.com/shorts/szFS1...

If someone who isn't an #ICE agent does this to you, the law fully permits you to shoot them. Just saying. #Chicago

#WalMart openly selling #Nazi shit.

This is pretty sickening. #Asshole

#Mamdani is going to implement Humira law, which may include injection site reactions, headaches, and upper respiratory infections.

#Iran may well be the first major country rendered uninhabitable by #ClimateChange. As if they didn't already have it bad enough.

Wait, they honestly think this is a flex? They are seriously too stupid to see their failures as something to be ashamed of? My god we are so thoroughly fucked.

I swear to fucking god..... #Schumer #CuckSchumer

Watching "Purge: Anarchy" and I am genuinely having trouble telling the difference between this and what #ICE is doing in #Chicago on a daily basis.

#Christian #Religion www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Expect aliens no later than Valentine's Day