Iconic moment as he says "God Bless América" and then names every country in South, Central, and North america in order For the rest of the hemisphere, América doesn't mean the U.S. It means evveeerrybody

Cam Newton is somewhere SICK

GO IRISH SACK

If you’re looking for a fun, antifascist sci-fi multispecies buddy comedy book series (with a very good audiobook version), I highly recommend Dungeon Crawler Carl. I’m on Book 3 and it’s been a blast from start to finish.

One armed goon loses his shit at an observer who's backing up, and then several more armed goons tackle the observer to the ground, and then even more armed goons form a protective shield around the armed goons handcuffing the observer for hurting an armed goon's feelings. This can't be "reformed"

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history

2026 national title run starts now ☘️ #goirish

The best part of Indiana winning is knowing how much pain Miami fans feel right now

The president said "Fuck you" to a citizen and only the citizen will face any consequences

Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them

Assassin’s Quest (1997)

NEWS: Marcus Freeman has informed NFL franchises that he's staying at Notre Dame. Freeman and ND have agreed to a restructured contract that puts him in the "top tier" in compensation among college coaches. Story: bit.ly/3MYs2Nw

I didn't think Marcus Freeman was going to leave for the NFL this offseason but I really like knowing officially that Marcus Freeman is not going to leave for the NFL this offseason. 2026 Vengeance Tour begins now.

Don’t ever let anyone pretend notre dame is irrelevant

I am going to ruin multiple holiday dinners this year

You don’t say

The most frustrating thing about all of this that I’m very sad that this series is ending, and every USC fan I know is very sad. And instead of saying it’s because conferences are two big and going ruining out of their way to ruin the sport, notre dame is catching the blame for not being in one!

W*lken is saying that because he didn’t know about the top 12 ranking thing when it was announced a year and a half ago it means nobody else did until now lol

USC would have had a great chance at making the four-team playoff in 2017 but unfortunately they lost to Notre Dame 49-14.

I haven’t seen Alabama come out flat like this since THE LAST GAME THEY PLAYED WHICH FOR SOME REASON THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF COMMITTEE PRETENDED DID NOT HAPPEN

Jalen Hurts played QB for both Alabama and Oklahoma and kindly gave us all a preview of what to expect a week from Friday

Well, no

I'm muting, I'm blocking, I'm unfollowing, I'm auto deleting podcast eps as soon as they pop up. Stay sharp and nimble out there, folks.

I'm glad I'm still capable of being surprised (people having strong opinions about a team that isn't their own opting out of a Dec. 27 bowl game sponsored by a breakfast pastry)

Because dumb randos keep popping in my mentions with the "jOIn a ConFEreNcE" bullshit, Duke won a p4 conference and wasn't in the convo. BYU made conf title game, lost, and also got booted. Fuck outta here with that tired noise

Good, part of fucking around is the inevitable finding out, tell em to choke

When did everyone decide conference championship games are bonus games? What’s the point if they don’t have stakes?

And now the committee gets to drop Bama back down below ND, allowing the Tide to serve as the proper meat shield for Notre Dame and keeping Miami out. That feels like why they bumped Bama ahead last week, and THAT IS ALSO A VERY STUPID PROCESS.

Notre Dame out-rushed Alabama today

I just can't say it enough: "Notre Dame will stay ahead of Miami in the rankings as long as there's a team serving as a physical barrier between them, otherwise Miami will jump them" is a very, VERY dumb process.

There's reason to rank ND ahead (especially if, like me, you're not an "h2h is everything" person), and there's reason to rank Miami ahead. Pushing Miami ahead after neither of them played a game and only ND's résumé changed even slightly (for the better) makes me insane. bsky.app/profile/coun...

Jeremiyah Love. Heisman.

Boiler the fuck up

Penn State fighting all the way back, having seemingly infinite momentum, looking like they were on the verge of shedding the No Big Wins reputation, and STILL losing is going to feel like a sledgehammer to the skull

chris ass retire bitch

Thank you, Lee. Thank you for everything

nobody in attendance for a tank show in Washington? Is this a military parade or the last 4 months of the Wizards’ season????

the thing about this is that these guys don’t actually want blunt talk; blunt talk would be things like “you’re a sexist and a bigot whose contributions to culture have been overwhelmingly negative, and you frequently respond to mild criticism like a child”

DRAFT CARDS ARE BACK AND THEY ARE MORE CURSED THAN EVER

@mikegolicjr.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social 18 dollars in honor of Steve Angeli entering the portal. We’ll always have his heroic drive against Penn State ☘️

Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

One good reason for Democrats to show up for Mahmoud Khalil is you're all fucking next

Thinking of the Pennsylvania voter who told me he voted for Trump cause “he’s gonna fix the economy and end the wars.” Fucking moron.

the economy is trans so now they hate it

Just to spell this out: you, too, are not breaking the law. Versions of this could happen to any of us.

Criminalizing protest is a hallmark of authoritarian regimes