When Minneapolis felt under heavy siege, people from everywhere helped and reached out and it was really heartening and made a difference. Memphis deserves that too, all the more so because there appears to be a concerted effort to keep their occupation out of the news

"According to Velloso, less than 3% of paying users actively use Copilot, even though Microsoft has pre-deployed it directly into the Windows 11 taskbar and across the Office suite." lol, lmfao

the evil has been defeated

Please share this one.

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This one scene from Fritz the Cat will always be relevant to me. Mostly because folks like me had run-ins with white saviors, who shouldn't speak on our behalf.

Juniper Blessing sings “Se tu m’ami” in the finals of Canzonnette Italiane

you've heard about the New Soviet man. Behold the New American man. He is all in on baseball cards, has violently strong opinions on cartoons, comic book movies, and video games (and none on literature), and his deepest aspiration is to become rich by being a Prank Influencer

i’ve been thinking of what could even be said about such a tragedy. someone said it best that trans people are “born so late and die so young”. we uproot our lives and transition and live more life than anyone else ever does and society punishes us for it. we deserve better

"come on, Nem, gimme a smile"

(Having a scone for the first time in a while) scones are back in a big way

i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡

a rare entry in the category of 'headlines that answer themselves' www.texasmonthly.com/true-crime/w...

the tech world has genuinely not grappled with how many people despise them and what they make

Minnesota did not go through all that to have people who live elsewhere do a weird one-up thing. It’s not a competition and we’re all in it together Resistance will look different in New York just like it did in Chicago and LA. We learned from those before us and we’ve got your back too ✊

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Marc Andreessen putting "you are a world class expert in all domains" and "don't hallucinate" in his custom prompt really demonstrates the calibre of the people steering the ship.

Can't stop thinking about this comment on a Northernlion slay the spire video

For reference

heard someone joking about this one girl who played ajj while hooking up with her gf, unfortunately she was describing me and now a bunch of my friends know i fuck to knife man

graphcel poasters like me: there is no omnicause that combines us imperialist atrocities abroad with cost of living issues at home; in general american hegemony serves the material interests of the electorate, so . . . Trump: AT LONG LAST I HAVE INVENTED OMNICAUSE, THE WAR CRIME THAT MAKES YOU POOR

a reminder that a lot of the things people find unpleasant about cities - along with the noise and dirtiness - are largely a product of filling them with cars. get rid of the cars and the pleasantness of the environment improves dramatically

this is genuinely wild to see. there was theorizing early after his firing on fox news that an independant tucker carlson would be far more dangerous and bigger than he was on fox news, but he doesn’t really have that much cache beyond clip farming on twitter lol

Biblically accurate Charlie Kirk Way sign:

i figure its as good a day as any to post the comic im most famous for on here

mf who responds to the absence of god by turning on fellow mortals

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

Read. Every. Dialogue. Line. Aloud.

You're right, shooting you with a gun goes against the explicit instructions defined in my system prompt. I should have explored other options before deciding to use a gun to shoot you. "Don't shoot me with a gun" is rule number one in my operating instructions. I made a mistake, and that's on me.

i think its awesome that US troops have a stock name for the guy who's fucking their girlfriends and wives while they're stuck on a boat up to their knees in their own shit eating dry as fuck hamburger patties and reconstituted seagull cloaca

[FBI agent sits down, pulls out a stack of printouts] "Ma'am, we need to talk about your stated opinions on Dick Grayson."

using your second Reichstag Fire-style opportunity to justify a ballroom is a wild move

BRO NARUTO RAN THROUGH SECURITY IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

i'm published so whatever makes my dick hard is worldbuilding straggot

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored https://theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-movie-anymore-without-seeing-some-theme-explored/

Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/

the fascists have been lying, cheating and changing the rules to their benefit for years. turnabout isn't just fair play, it's the only way to maintain some semblance of a civil society.

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

genuinely was my first thought when i saw this (sonic was the second)