Adam: so can angels. You know Raphael: oh we fuck hard brother. We fuck nasty. Twenty four seven Adam: oh I mean I wasn't asking about Raphael: his kingdom has fucking come dude Adam: I don't need to know about Raphael: look at these Polaroids. Look at all that going on

my gender is so Doom that I once uploaded the entirety of Doom shareware to my job's custom-pronoun field

when two trans girls are having sex and they simultaneously orgasm

I don't think it's a surprise that I don't like Andrew Cuomo, but what has upset me the most in this election is how people seem to be responding better to him the darker and worse he gets. That sends a message to every other New Yorker.

Yeah. I bartend. *expresses the volatile oils from your foot skin onto a cocktail*

transfems really are the doom 1993 of women (you get them on floppy disks thru the mail)

I'm not transsexual or transgender I'm trans-siberian and the next train doesn't leave for a week so I gotta go!

Pictures of my beautiful gf @else.social shot on my first roll of Ilford Ortho plus, in @alt.red's old Minolta 7000 AF

Biggest chud-type online is the halfwit IR realist who pretends to not believe in any moralizing formulations when it comes to international conflict management but then as soon as brown people do anything asymmetrical they talk like a preacher.

Shibari Vampire Part 1: Don’t Remove the Gag This months Patreon Palette trio

I need to get a muzzle.

Muzzles are so neat.

China rn

Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

do you think there are workers at Wegmans who call this shit the thin yellow line

(Its unclear what I'm even talking about) thats so yuri

mountain goats live show with setlist made up entirely of songs about twink death

jana, being stung by a bee: ow the bee, tearing itself apart as it attempts to extricate its stinger from my arm, not out of a desire to escape but out of a doomed fantasy of doing more damage to my flesh than its body would ever truly allow for: jana: bee: jana: me and who bee:

Jungian @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social meme

Road-tripping home from DC with my mom and the second we crossed the NH border she pointed at a roadside stand and shouted "EGGS! FOUR STATES, AND NOBODY SELLING EGGS ON THE ROAD. SHAMEFUL."

Meeting of the minds

Some artists suggested that we pin a summary of Glaze, Nightshade & other projects here. Instead, I will point them to Melissa Heikkilä's article on our lab and projects. It is the definitive story of who we are, how we got here, and why we do what we do. www.technologyreview.com/2024/11/13/1...

your other half

i hope this works 🖕 🧑 🐛💤👔🐛 ⛽ 👢 ⚡ 8=👊=D💦 🎸 🌂 👢 👢

This. It's at the very least a conflict of interest. Is do I far as to say it could be grounds for disqualification from any form of gender care.

Oh hmm. I don't recall taking this one, actually. Might delete it.

holy shit mb I won't go blind by 60 that'd be cool

The only reason Bluesky exists in the form it does today is through the efforts of an entire community of trans shitposters. They are the bedrock foundation of this place and Bluesky needs to acknowledge that and take special measures to protect them. This is the very least Bluesky owes trans folks.

Miss Major, one of the mothers of the trans liberation movement, has been in the hospital for 10 days with sepsis and a blood clot. She has looked out for us for generations, now it’s time to look out for her. Donate if you can: fundly.com/missmajor

The minister of state security told me the enemy's counterespionage keeps capturing his spies so I asked how many spies he has and he said he just goes to the orphanage and gets a new one afterward so I said it sounds like he's just feeding orphans to the enemy and then his secretary started crying.

Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

when someone's "into Japanese cinema" they could either mean a Criterion collection of seven-hour samurai films entitled "the sadness of blood" or etc, or a single specific erotic thriller from 1996, shot on camcorder, where a Yakuza strangles seven women in forty-five minutes

guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩

Coates says Black Americans have stories about relatives who were lynched or had to flee and that a life free of political violence is not in reach in his time Klein: "Sometimes I think that having a historical scope that wide can make the present too deterministic." They lynched a kid last week.

"Let's see what's out there..." It was 38 years ago today (Sept 28, 1987) that "Encounter at Farpoint" had its premiere broadcast, introducing Capt Jean-Luc Picard and the crew of the Enterprise-D. I'm proud to have been a member of the team who made the show at Paramount.

slimegirlification is bouba and dollification is kiki

What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color Every queer press org should be picking up this story

stop whatever you're doing and check the alt text in the first pic

Happy Hades 2 Day, everyone

I wrote something about respectability in dress over on Twitter. The topic is nuanced for me, so unfortunately the post had to be long. Since Bluesky (reasonably) has character limits, I can't easily import the text here. So I'm including screenshots, if you would like to read it.

getting a film camera is already ruining me

Easily the best cokelike

gotta identify all the traffic lights in a picture to get into heaven; call that the raptcha

gonna tell our grandkids this was gnosticism