what the hell is going on? watching bears games is not good for my mental health.

this stupid game could easily be 40-0

let's just transition to flag football and be done with it.

sometimes it's easy to forget that david montgomery was a chicago bear.

i do love those shinny metallic green #jets helmets with the white face guards.

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

sometimes it's easy to forget that andrew vaughn was a chicago white sox.

blind date: have you read any good books lately? me: sure a.co/d/0S1fW7y

You can’t find the right candidate cause you won’t put the fuck ass AI down long enough to actually take the time to read a resume and REQUIRED cover letter written by a real person. You can’t find the right candidate cause you value efficiency over quality

easy to forget that eddie piñeiro was a chicago bear at one time.

ben mcdonald is like listening to an AI-generated tim mccarver.

They’re baaack. 🤣 Repairs and all…

boy, i'd like to go back to the days when i didn't know any athlete's political bent.

STICK TO SPORTS!

she'll fit right in.

Republicans control the White House, Senate, and House. This government shutdown is on them.

Look, we’re not gonna be able to rebuild this capability in the next democratic admin, this is basically a generational problem to fix now. But, ruining the lives of the people who did this, and everybody who hung onto it to be close to power? Revenge is very much something that we can do.

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity https://theonion.com/physical-media-collector-pumped-for-downfall-of-humanity/

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

i believe the red wings have the most hyphenated named players in the NHL.

NEW: Sen. Tammy Duckworth is calling for Pete Hegseth to resign. "If this PR stunt proved anything, it's that the best thing Pete Hegseth can do to strengthen our military is resign in disgrace immediately."

they had been sewn together by their plastic surgeons.

Librarian: can i check you out? Me: sure *spins around* Librarian: i meant your book Me: oh yea, that makes way more sense

In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it? If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say? Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

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The sheer amount of stupid has overwhelmed me, I got nothing but spite.

easy to forget that george pickins was a chicago bear at one time.

Really tired of every sporting event I watch having some warning chyron that says: "you may lose access to your sports." Like, how is this my problem? Figure it out, dumbasses.

FTFY NBC

fuck these iceholes. every last one of them.

drug traffickers. gang members predators. ...all can be found in the white house.

I don't have a real answer as to why I'm still watching this game.

what the hell are they looking for?

this game is drunk and high.

how bad are the cowboys?

My mom would only take one Tylenol at a time, which explains why I’m not good at anything but have a slight fear of polyester

i can't measure how insanely angry i get when i see a "join ICE" commercial during NFL football.

admittedly, there are few things in sports that make me happier than college football fan schadenfreude.

dan lanning is insane. like, out of his gourd.

helluva game.

not targeting? are you fucking kidding me?

“Portland” rhymes with “Epstein.” Not really, but now that we’re on the subject, about those files…

Couldn't take Chicago, so he's going after Portland. Like a high school bully that got bodied by a wrestler so he tries to take it out on a theater kid. Pathetic.

fun fact: the president of the United States is a 34-time convicted felon, rapist, child molester, white nationalist, Nazi, bigot, and domestic terrorist

this makes my head hurt. we are collectively, dumber than rocks. gizmodo.com/cracker-barr...

gus johnson is a hard listen, man.

😬

this is fucking insane.

Really, Google Gemini can do everything? Then let's see it fuck off

I’ve gotten requests for free work “for exposure” my whole life, once from a literal billionaire. Luckily less so in recent decades. But using the “for exposure” excuse with TAYLOR SWIFT? Truly warped. There’s a whole class of business shitheads who really think no artist *deserves* to be paid.