“Hey the world cup is next year… and it’s the holiday season. Should we make sure we have kids jerseys in stock?” “Nah… stupid idea” -A conversation that took place within Team USA offices

Postal Worker 1: “I want to get up to North Dakota” Postal Worker 2: “Why?” Postal Worker 1: “So I can beat up my son’s baby momma” We should fully fund the post office so this lady has enough money to follow her dreams.

When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.

Kills me that these guys keep releasing footage of themselves ALMOST getting a real pull up in. One of these days they’ll get their chin over the bar… but not today

absolutely the funniest person they could have picked. Well done

But why?

Well. That’s enough Washington Football Team for the year. Put Daniels in a medbed til next season

Double doink for Vancouver

Everton are title contenders? Many people are saying…

One of these days I’ll remember to take KDH off my bench

Goddamn Villa

Favorable group for USA. Can’t wait to see how they fuck it up

I want to thank @killion.bsky.social for his 2025 Year in Review.

This is so fucking stupid

More Kevin Hart. Fucking fantastic

This World Cup draw is going to just be torture to watch, isn’t it?

Next year I will crack the top 5

Something we don't talk about enough is that Hillary Clinton, in addition to being evil, is stupid.

That’s a good ugly win.

Iroegbunam stepping in for Gana nicely by shooting a rocket into row Z.

That’s a bummer man

SCARY TERRY!

Commanders really getting worked by the refs this game

Great. Now we’re just seeing Kevin Hart in commercials for Kevin Hart. We’ve come full circle

Someone let their dog piss on the snowman we built in our front yard. I should be allowed to pelt that dog’s owner in the face with an iceball

One final pie for Thanksgiving break. Egg pie

Hope Caicedo’s foot is ok. It’s hard on the body when you try and fail to break someone’s shin

Vaxxed?

As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good

That goal not counting is going to just be icing on the cake

Someone needs to just haul off and uppercut Keane now

Gonna go ahead and put this game on mute and listen to Christmas music instead. This game is bumming me out more than having Covid on Thanksgiving

Well that’s a shocker from Pickford

Well that’s less than ideal Everton

Naomi Girma is a monster. What a player

I am once again uncomfortably full. And that once again did not stop me from getting a slice of pie

The cheerleader doing sign language to an instrumental version of the anthem is brilliant

Hey. That was a fucking gorgeous goal. Great job Hawks

20 shots? In one period??

No wants to work (play hockey) anymore

Safe European Home Debaser If I Should Fall From Grace With God Excursions The Boy In The Bubble

You shouldn’t be allowed to wear a pocket square in your coat if you’re just wearing a turtle neck. Also, that’s the worst pocket square I’ve ever seen Buccigross

Burned my thumb taking a pie out of the oven… Thanksgiving is upon us!

COVID cannot stop me

this is mesmerizing

A typo in your otherwise correct Learned League answer is also a real great way to start the day. Things are fantastic here

Testing positive for Covid two days before thanksgiving! Holiday plans in chaos! Mass hysteria!

Just how we drew it up. Let’s go Everton

Not able to watch the Everton game (legally) since NBC is fighting with Fubo. What a delightful like tech utopia we’ve built