Well, this will be fun in a few minutes

Truly beyond parody

Even in my chuddiest days, I would *never* have claimed Troy to be a good movie.

no

Who's gonna tell him?

#66

”魔女レナ” #ELDENRING

He is PERFECT ... #Jimothy

Words are just not enough anymore.

🎬 Our next video features several solos from around the orchestra on a super fun jazzy tune from UNDERTALE (2015). 💿 We also recorded this arrangement for our first album, WMGSO: The Album - streaming on Spotify, Apple Music, and Deezer! youtu.be/Q7_77NFrDAs?... #wmgso @tobyfox.undertale.com

this stuff doesn’t clock as hypocritical to the right because they don’t think that the care that trans people receive is “gender affirming.” there’s no contradiction in their minds.

One of my faves. Featuring lines from the Iliad (Homeric Greek), Beowulf (Old English), the Popol Vuh (Classical K'iche'), and the Ramayana (Sanskrit)!

Guy who has spent 25 minutes on television explaining that every election is secretly stolen because otherwise he’d have to consider the statistically improbable possibility that people just don’t like him.

As I've been saying, being young is going to be such a massive asset in 2028. People yearn to remember what it was like to have a president who didn't routinely poop his pants on camera.

Many Americans appear to have simply accepted the indefinite military occupation of our capital, in peacetime, American soldiers deployed against Americans. I do not and never will. It is the opposite of Conservative, the opposite of patriotic, and the opposite of democracy.

[TEARS STREAMING DOWN FACE, GUN SHAKING IN HAND] what happened to the first 4 mambos

Saying “farmers” while meaning agrarian landowners and agribusinesses is an annoyingly effective trick in America.

And now we can’t even eat our vegetables

American politics has been dominated by a right-wing temper tantrum over making minor, sensible, socially responsible sacrifices for the last 15 years. "We're are not going to eat our vegetables and you cannot make us" as governing philosophy.

Shirohata Shrine in Hokuto City, Yamanashi Prefecture. This is a one-of-a-kind Shinto shrine in Japan. There's no main hall; instead, it's a massive boulder (an iwakura, 磐座, style shrine) topped by two five-tiered stone pagodas, six feet high. The shrine may date back to Japan's Nara Era (710-794).

my friend in new super mario bros wii when they die:

J.K. Rowling is an unrepentant fascist and anyone working with her or platforming her is too.

"Your horror has been stolen from you" really defines the conditions we're in

remembered this image and started giggling to myself eheheheh

Future utilitarians living in a solar punk utopia having anguished debates about the credit owed to President Trump for supercharging green transition.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

Oh, cool. A pastor from the cult church is going to oversee election integrity. amp.star-telegram.com/news/politic...

Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell are demonstrating the kind of leadership that I hope other Republican legislators follow.

Naruto!

Some years ago I had dinner with a person who knew Graham well. He was a shabby figure with few friends. Untidy. A little man who wanted to be where the action was, but who lacked the skills to actually impact it.

The NYT obituary of Lindsey Graham makes no mention of his effort to overturn the 2020 election by calling Georgia’s secretary of state to intimidate him into manufacturing votes for Trump. The Times, like all news media, is GOP propaganda erasing Republicans’ history as election deniers

England winning against Norway was a victory for transnational fascism and elite pedophilia

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c9...

To use an analogy Americans might better understand, Canada occupies a similar space to California in the right wing zeitgeist but worse because it's filtered through an additional lens of being "foreign"

Finally read the last issue of Absolute Martian Manhunter. Good luck out there, John Jones.

I found Mitch McConnell

Don’t send a man to do a woman’s job

POV your monastery is cooked

Belgium said fuck yo hoe ass birthday

Goes to one Knicks game and they lose for the literal first time in 2 months. Calls the head of FIFA to make him overturn a red card and then the US loses in one of the worst matches of the tournament. No one does it like him, it’s actually amazing

This is one of the things they legally exist to do, and a state party committee with ~100 people on it is not some tiny smoke-filled room of party bosses. It's not like a convention would produce a meaningfully different result anyway, it's the same set of party activists and minor officials.

I have a solution for how Maine Democrats should pick a replacement candidate.

Pod Save America? NO NO NO, POD DAMN AMERICA!

We did an old school Mega64 video that I hope will make your palms sweat a little

there are decades where nothing happens and days where situations rapidly develop

Trump is now using his platform to attack kindergarteners because they are Muslim

Maybe another 25 years and I’ll be in the mood to celebrate.