There are 4000+ of America's best and brightest on board the USS Ford -- and a "laundry fire" destroyed 600 crew members' bunks? Given that it's leaving the war it was sent from Venezuela to lead, taking 75+ fighters with it, and is looking at 2 years of drydock in Norfolk for repairs... unlikely.

This top FEMA official, who believes he has been teleported against his will to places like a Waffle House and a ditch, will be testifying before Congress next week. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Maybe the bombs they are sending into schools and civilians homes could fly less instead.

This is going to be the GOAT of didn’t age well takes

In case you wonder why #Trump and #Hegseth keep yapping about #KhargIsland. It has nothing to do with opening up the #StraitOfHormuz or lowering #oil prices in #America or anywhere else. He just wants to steal oil from #Iran (and no doubt get a YUGE payoff from the Arab States for doing so). 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

The car in front of me has a bumper sticker for a place called "The Horse You Came In On Saloon", for which the tagline is "Where no one's ugly at 2 a.m."

March 18th: Please stop and remember @FrawgDawg. While the rest of us have gotten older, he will always be the same age. 🌹

The next generation of evil.

So I've seen/heard multiple news sources discussing AIPAC in the last week and started paying attn/looking into it. My takeaway is that Israel has bought and paid for a non-zero number of U.S. Senators and Representatives to support genocide and the $3,800,000,000 in U.S. taxpayer "aid" per year.

Weird to see people both on here and Twitter not look further into it snd see that this bill is actually substantive— it isn't about just sanctioning only one military unit via Leahy and it is the first bill ever to specifically call for criminal investigations on US citizens serving in the IDF.

I can listen to this on a loop all day long, lol. 🤣🤣

Venezuela beats Team USA 3-2 to win their first-ever World Baseball Classic title

"The economy will be fine, only people will get hurt, he-he"

Narrative correction ⚠️ The Strait of Hormuz is not blocked “because of Iran.” It is blocked because the U.S. and Israel launched an illegal war, and Iran retaliated. Cause and effect matter.

Did our taxes fucking PAY for this bullshit?????

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

The SAVE Act is voter suppression—not security. It would purge millions, especially married women with name changes, low-income voters without passports, and more. Tell Your Senators: Vote NO to protect our democracy!

When Dominion Energy voluntarily texts you when the power goes out to tell you that they'll have it back on at 11:20 but it's now 11:39 and the outage map says "time to restoration is currently unknown" c'mon guys, just don't say ANYTHING if you can't deliver. It's what we expect, anyway.

Guess who at just remembered that they bought three chargeable bulbs during the Great Snowstorm, charged them, but never lost power so as to need them? 😁

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

Inadvertently makes a case here for why we need to keep the humanities in school

The United States is contemplating threatening to kill people with HIV in another country as leverage to get that country's minerals. We have become a sick nation, just as depraved and disgusting as its leader.

Central New York: Annual field trip to the Erie Canal Museum. Singing the Erie Canal song the whooooole way there and back again.

But I was told that if I just voted for the racist game show host who tried to violently overthrow the government that, not only would women be put in their place, but that groceries would be cheaper, and gas would be cheaper, and Republicans wouldn’t start another war in the Middle East.

thank god some judge was like what if we didn’t kill the children

Things are not okay.

Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz

Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz

the whole AI thing is a good reminder to beware of geeks bearing grifts

Cuba — which does NOT pose an eminent threat to the U.S. — just had it’s power grid collapse after weeks of U.S. oil blockade | CNN www.cnn.com/2026/03/16/a...

👀👀👀👀👀 @katmabu.bsky.social

This is why the Power Catholics/Opus Dei hated Francis (#RIP) & hate Leo. Those Popes just stubbornly keep quoting Jesus’ reported words back to them - & they contradict everything “Christian Nationalist Theocrats” say & do.

This is what ICE has done to journalist Estefany Rodriguez.

Let me tell you about the good time I am not having, taking shelter the hall bathroom with two terrified dogs and the power out and wind blowing so hard that it's sucking the air out of the room

quoting so you can try to guess what this is about and then open for a fun surprise 😌

To occupy my nephew for a few hours I asked him to solve a Rubik's cube that had been on the mantelpiece unsolved since 1992, my own childhood. He solved it in a minute, he's still bored, and I am now also resentful.

This whole administration continues to be an object lesson in the catastrophic folly of letting unserious people have authority over serious things

“Join my pointless war of choice or else” This is why appeasing a malignant narcissist never works. He will always want more. www.politico.eu/article/dona...

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

Israel's tactic when they do this stuff is to occupy an area militarily, move civilians in, then declare a buffer zone is needed for their safety so they assault more territory. It's a pattern they've been up to for decades.

A searingly relevant 🧵 about how #war reveals one's true character.

It is the anniversary of the My Lai massacre today. I'd say that even more than most years, it's important to remember what happened. And the role Hugh Thompson, an active serviceman, played in both stopping and publicising it. Despite enormous military, political and public pressure to stay quiet.

I couldn't help it, I *hollered*

Artist is Ron Cobb

we need everyone to come help us get the big boats past our historically vanquished enemy pls right now very urgent they’re blowing them up oh fuck

When the word "Philly" is used before cheesesteak on a menu, you're about to eat the worst thing in the world

I'm driving with a chainsaw in the passenger seat and it occurs to me that this is the stuff whole episodes of ER were made of