barring some sort of society-wide denazification effort I am basically not at all interested in reintegrating anyone involved in this administration after it all comes crashing down. if someone comes to me with DOGE on their resume I will tell them to fuck off until my dying day

I hate that my firm always texts "opening at normal time" the night before bad weather and expects everyone to make the trek in, knowing FULL WELL that they're going to end up closing early. It's like they just want to see which employees are willing to risk their lives for the job. 😑

Or if you're an anti-vaxxer, please feel free not to. I for one would enjoy seeing you suffer. And hopefully not stick around to reproduce. I'm so fucking over the stupidity

Removal of photos was supposed to ensure that merit was the only thing they looked at.

If you've never seen a #chinchilla smile...now you have. #TimelineCleanse

i fucking love my country of MPLS

It’s got everything: ridiculous music, digital confetti, a giant gold orb trophy, a blue ribbon medal, a fawning corrupt dude, and an orange aspiring fascist

The new head of the regime's vaccine advisory committee is a pediatric cardiologist who recommends that people use ivermectin to treat covid. Totally normal and fine.

Der Spiegel: Commander in Sleep

Holy cow it's December 1st ??!!

@echo-of-a-guy.bsky.social As I was saying....

BREAKING: 3rd Circuit rules HABBA is disqualified as U.S. attorney in NJ, and she can’t hold the role as an acting either.

I made sure the Kid had all the important things 👍🏼

Time to let these go: The soundtrack of my life, 1991-2021. 🥹 #phish #ThankYhou

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times: Phish Goose Carbon Leaf Grateful Dead (the OG) Widespread Panic (in order of #stats)

In 2016 I took my foster son to his first concert. He was 15 and #UM was playing #Lockn. I reached out to their PR folks and they arranged for us to be up front for an event with Joel and Kris. OF COURSE they couldn't have been nicer. Afterwards Joel spoke with him personally and signed this hat 🥹

Great thread happening over on Threads. The boyfriend of a girl named Megan (Meghan?) was overheard in Denver Airport dissing his girlfriend. The comments are epic.

You guys it's MARILYN from Northern Exposure!!! Those stupid #ICE fuckers didn't accept her ***TRIBAL I.D.*** and grabbed her. 🤬🖕🏼🤬 #FuckICE #ShitholeCountry

A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving

National Guard aren’t law enforcement, El Drunko.

Spending the day packing. I don't read the newspaper and I haven't really had time to keep up with the news, generally, but I asked the office receptionist save the daily paper for me to use as packing material......and I kinda wish I hadn't 😑 #ShitholeCountry

Being blissfully ignorant to every performer and pop culture icon in the macys thanksgiving day parade my favorite pastime

Nothing says Thanksgiving Day Parade like a personal injury lawyer float

I love how the whole article leans pretty heavily on the fact that the shooter came into the U.S. via a Biden admin program and soft-pedals the reality that if the fascist asshole in charge now wasn't using the #NationalGuard to terrorize heavily blue cities, this wouldn't have happened.

I love the Macy's People I've Never Heard of Before and Will Never Ever In A Million Years See Again And Also The Rockettes Parade

The chinchilla pad is being painted today, so Gizmo's condo aka Nala TV has been relocated to my room 😹

If anyone knows a good woodworker, I'm interested having a sign made for the end of the driveway 👇🏼

In the next week I have to pack and store the entire house (with movers that my boss is paying for 💗) while painters, maids, a carpet cleaner, and a gutter guy all do their thing for staging on the 4th and photos on the 5th and listing on the 10th. Going to have 2 painters there for Thanksgiving 🤷🏼‍♀️

Randomly remembered this gem from Reddit

Youre not crazy. Youre not alone. Whoever you are, you are loved.

Idk who Paul Weller is, but good for him and more of this please 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

DOGE is ending 8 months early. It will have cost us $135B to rehire workers, $21.7B in waste, a potential loss of more than $500B billion in tax revenue over 10 years & a loss of $10B in economic activity with the loss of programs that previously returned billions to taxpayers.

tell the people that you love that you love them, not just lovers and family, but your friends, too. often. people die and disappear and things change and people grow apart and move. soak up all the love you can. be in the moment with people. gift them your time.

Friendly pharmacist reminder to tell your doctor/pharmacists about turmeric bc it has drug interactions with blood thinners and anti diabetics that can be dangerous

100%. The statements were regarding ILLEGAL orders. The President and SECDEF should have simply agreed. Service members don't only have the right to disobey illegal orders, they have a moral obligation to do so. And every Congressmen should go on the record to support that. Ds and Rs. #veterans

Their response should mimic Comey's: "Let's have a trial".

Again, every elected Democrat needs to put out a video stating exactly what Kelly and the others said. If ever there were a line to draw in the sand, it’s here. The military is not the president’s Praetorian Guard.

The only bad things about the Boy Scouts have always/ever been its groomer Scout leaders and the fact that it's a paramilitary org, intended to be a pipeline to the ranks. Inclusivity, acceptance, decency, and kindness toward your fellow humans are anathema to its original mission. Good riddance.

"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole." -𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%

Love to travel in heavy traffic behind a flatbed trailer filled with scrap lumber that has rusty nails poking out of it and is barely tied down with a couple of loose ratchet straps, while the driver is blazing one behind the wheel and drifting all over the road.

@maddow.bsky.social @maddowblog.bsky.social 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

He literally tweeted this out. “SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.” This plaque is displayed at West Point. It’s the law. Not sedition.

@colligan.bsky.social Hey, are you following the story out of Mary Baldwin college? There is some sketchy shit going on with the new administration, getting rid of 17 majors and firing a number of Liberal Arts professors, six of whom are tenured, who spoke out against it. See @summernengland on IG

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In every dystopian novel: the government bans books. In reality: we gave up reading voluntarily.