Whenever someone uses the food making machine on Star Trek you notice they don’t high five each other and yell I AM A PROFESSIONAL CHEF

copilot is for entertainment purposes only

My university: "Copilot is Microsoft's AI-powered productivity service that uses large language models (LLMs) to help you create content, analyze information, summarize documents, and complete tasks more efficiently." Microsoft: LOL

Hep me I been mutilized! What a maroon

Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth https://theonion.com/hospital-decides-cancer-sniffing-leopard-more-trouble-than-its-worth/

Ordinarily I am a big fan of @theins.press and specifically of their reporting on dirty Russian chemistry. This reporting, however, contains a small, but highly important red herring. This likely does not entirely invalidate the findings, but impacts the quality of evidence. A short 🧵: #ChemSky

I for one believe it is fully justified that we pay solid money for the thorough quality checks for-profit publishers provide to us every day

Always enjoyed Salem's Lot, but never understood why the two non-plussed chickens at the top of the poster failed to appear

Wear this shirt to meet alkynes of people– maybe someone you’ll click with!

Shhhhh, he’s sleeping

I'm sure many people will relate how this was an important part of their childhood, but I can tell you that there were many Saturday mornings when these shows helped make being a grad student and postdoc bearable.

Atlas has that late afternoon glow. It’s #Caturday

i reject your false binary. i will work neither harder nor smarter

I will never apologize for a post

The mayor of Toronto has a USS Toronto model and plaque in her office.

Gonzo from the muppets irl

"I'm Just A Bill" debuted #OTD in 1976. The SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK classic was written by Dave Frishberg and performed by Jack Sheldon (with Sheldon's son John as the voice of the boy). All the #SchoolHouseRock shorts are on Internet Archive, relics of a simpler time: archive.org/details/scho... #TVSky

This video shows the process of tapping a rubber tree (Hevea brasiliensis) for natural latex, which coagulates quickly. Done right, this is non-harmful to the tree, which heals over at the scar. Let's talk about why trees make latex & what it has to do with condoms & heroin.

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

Come join us @uwinnipeg.bsky.social Chemistry! Tenure-track Assistant Professor in Biochemistry. Submit by April 20 for full consideration. Please share widely and DM or email me if you would like more info. #chemjobs #facultychemjobs

On #NationalSpinachDay, this graphic looks at the real story behind spinach’s iron content: www.compoundchem.com/2018/07/17/s...#NationalSpinachDay #ChemSky 🧪

FACT OF THE DAY. 26 March 1953. In a huge medical breakthrough, US medical researcher Dr Jonas Salk announced that he had created the first polio vaccine. Polio cases fell from 58,000 per year in 1952 to 6,000 by 1958. Salk’s vaccine was replaced by a new one developed by Albert Sabin in 1962.

post a non religious picture you think of as holy

Cow 🐄 enjoying music 💕

I hate these people so much

The Jetsons lied to us

RIP Prof. Galdikas, an outspoken advocate for orangutans and the preservation of their rainforest habitat 🌿 www.vdu.lt/en/vmu-commu...

Looking forward to this new Moana movie everyone's talking about.

A new Muppet Show and hit movie (Proj. Hail Mary) with real physical puppets and suddenly AI goes belly up....

Having known people who have suffered through this corporate innovation, I’ve always had a place in my heart for this one 👨‍🍳🤌

This has never, ever, ever worked in workers’ favor in the history of labor automation and it’s incredibly foolish and self-destructive to think you’ll be the exception.

First we characterized Gardnerella enzymes involved in breaking down glycogen and now in this next chapter we're looking at how it picks up the pieces 🧪🦠 #microsky #microbiome

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT)

Secret tricks to get much better results out of the very dreadful 'Google search' these days, plus other search engines for specific things. Statospherically useful for researchers. open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...

Someday...

Dunno source, but LOL #chemchat

Spring is here in the northern hemisphere! Here's a graphic from the #PeriodicGraphic archives in @cenmag.bsky.social looking at the pigments that give daffodils their golden glow: cen.acs.org/articles/93/... #PeriodicGraphic#ChemSky 🧪

Guilty pleasure distilled 🍸👌

With a new fabric coating, a splotch of ketchup on a shirt or a smudge of engine oil on a pair of pants can easily be cleaned with a simple rinse. #chemsky 🧪

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn’t Indiana Jones.

Our WIDE Spotlight videos are back for 2026! See the collections below: www.youtube.com/@CSC_WIDE

My boys ☺️

ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND was released 22 years ago today. One of Hollywood’s most surreal love stories and the second collaboration between director Michel Gondry and writer Charlie Kaufman, the making of story will be never erased from your memory… 1/46

The crossover event you asked for!