Mitch McConnell's possible death raises new questions about Joe Biden's health.

Seeing a lot of very mean spirited posts about Mitch McConnell just because he did evil things to you and your family

shout out to the guy who spent an afternoon on here screaming at me for thinking the tattoo was bad

I’d rather Susan Collins just keeps the seat.

Yes, correct

Everything Trump does is a form of rape. Once you understand this about him, everything clicks into place.

The “vibe shift” proclaimed Nov. 2024 - Jan. 2025 was just some elites—in business, media, law, and some higher ed admins—who kinda liked the fascism and gave themselves permission to accommodate it. That’s all it ever was. A close presidential election is not somehow a binding cultural referendum.

"so hows the big celebration going" the celebration:

the provinces decline to offer tribute, the armies return in defeat, the temple of the arts has closed its doors, and the name of the Emperor is scoured from the palaces by his own magistrates. now the sun and storms turn against him. the Mandate is lost.

america 250 ending prematurely because of a J6’er led riot against “the weather” is something i just typed

SCOTUS waiting until the last possible moment to release their birthright opinion as some kind of exercise in drama is extremely annoying. underrated reform is just to mandate a day when they release all of the opinions.

I know the list is endless but I genuinely think trashing the legitimate congressionally chartered org for celebrating the 250th to instead hijack our national assets and taxpayer funds for his personality cult grifter crap should, in and of itself, be fully sufficient to merit removal from office.

(hissing in his ear) JD Vance vandalized the reflecting pool, sire! He means to usurp you!

i like how Vance is doing the FP part of the job while Trump is having pond stalingrad www.cnn.com/2026/06/20/w...

iran has closed the reflecting pool.

elliot page: frankly i think it’s good and healthy to express emotions as a man matt taibbi: being a man is about bullying and sexual assault and i’m going to kill you

I'm no Luddite or anything but if my toilet ever attempts to talk to me I am going to shoot it with a gun

For decades, Dan Patrick has sold out the poor, the sick, and the vulnerable to enrich his donors. Love feels like blasphemy when you worship power.

They're calling it the Weekend War folks

I'm starting to think that maybe Donald Trump does not have the command over the course of events that he has publicly portrayed himself as having

Is it good for my negotiating position to constantly be screaming MODS MODS HELP I SPILL MY CAR JUICE

This has incredible "Bobby Hill's revenge steak" vibes. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

the 2024 vibe shift -- in conjunction with the disinhibition and insulation from consequences provided by obscene wealth -- has destroyed many US elites' ability to think down the game tree

Tangentially related, but why the fuck would you run for public office if you had not just one, but multiple credible accusers of sexual assault? How’s that going to work out? It’s just pure entitlement. He feels that he deserves a position of power no matter what disqualifying choices he’s made.

If only someone could figure out how to make milk safe to drink! It'd be such a big deal the process would be named after them.

cannot be overstated how stupid this guy is. they have to give him posters that say like “America LOVE Ballroom” with a picture of a big smiley face before every presser or else he falls asleep. he simply cannot comprehend any information that isn’t delivered in comparative pictograms

Will it mean anything practical? No. But putting the President in a position where he has to veto a War Powers resolution from Congress so he can continue to prosecute a conflict is a genuinely remarkable political collapse.

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

america lately

Hezbollah put me on a Skype call with their HR team and read my tweets about Nasrallah back to me.

From March 13:

Paying $250 to fill up my F150 super duty on the 250th anniversary, like George Washington himself intended

I thought tariffs would really be the way we had inflation drive us all into being permanently poorer but I should've known it would be a war of choice in the Middle East.

Not for nothing but freedom of navigation has been a core US foreign policy objective for 200+ years and preserving the Arabian Gulf from domination has been one for just a hair under 50. When I say things like “calamity” or “inexcusable defeat”, I am not being partisan or exaggerating.

POV you are benjamin netanyahu getting a text from the president of the united states

June 1 is basically the “point of no return“ date for reopening the Strait btw since the reserves are close to being depleted btw “just sit back and relax”

Axios is going to report a deal is 48 hours away at least once a week for the next 3 years

I should not have to know this much about any man from Maine

4. It will cause all the worst people to produce enough cortisol to shorten their lives

The Patton Oswald theory of how cool presidents only get elected after history’s shittiest leaves the stage.

is it called america 250 because 250 musical acts have pulled out of it

i don't care how often Trump goes to the hospital but i'm very interested in how many times he leaves

exercising my god given right under the constitution to live mas and get baja blasted

"guy who finally turns on trump over not attending don jr's second wedding" is statistically plausibly at least one or two guys