Wise words

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

this how I be feeling these days

not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life

Yeah man that…that would be crazy

The curry in question

tired of seeing your name in the news, bruh

do you care about trans people? cool! cancel your new york times subscription! oh, but you just play the games? thats the worst argument you could've made! go fuck yourself!

stop it bro. bro, if you don't stop I'm gonna mute you. I mean it, bro, I'm muting you now. that's it, you're muted. I can't see your posts, I hope you're happy. yeah, you can't even reply anymore.

OBI WAN: you don't need to see his identification STORM TROOPER (getting really hot in the suit): fine. move along. OBI WAN: and these aren't the droids you're looking for STORM TROOPER (lunch break was supposed to be an hour ago): i truly do not fucking care man. think for one second about my life

Thank you for being a friend

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

joy and whimsy

Canned tuna is so close to being cat food. Not in a way that makes me not like canned tuna, but in a way that makes me curious about cat food.

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Hey. Tell people when they do good job. When you like the stuff they make. When you like the characters they’ve created. The stories they’ve told. Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time. Trust. They don’t. Tell. Them.

it's always striking how everyone with a big important business job is like "due to the blizzard we will be closed Monday and also maybe Tuesday, fuck it" and everybody who owns a retail or food service establishment is like "get here through two feet of snow NOW or i will blow this place up"

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

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real quiet all of a sudden. y'all smell that? smell like PANSY. told you, quit playing with me

if you donate $100, I'm all ears. I will listen to everything you have to say, just show me the receipt. www.voa-gny.org/ways-to-give/

quit fucking playing with me

alien miku fanart :3c this is such an amazing design

when you follow someone funny but they start defending discord

looks like backwards progress, but in actuality my main focus was muscle endurance and bone density so I can move up soon. solid maintenance+ workout

innovation that pushes the boundary beyond what you know as a simple 'twist cap' and 'seal' have led us down a dark path of containers with which we cannot extract the ether without the aid of superhuman methods. without the capacity to access my elixir, I am afraid we might be doomed as a society.

if I dedicate an exorbitant amount of time to working out, I'll be able to help anyone in need (talenti ice cream enjoyers)

Legitimately afraid of the day I see this @beetlemoses.bsky.social comic and it DOESN'T make me laugh for like, five straight minutes.

The older I get the more I respect the guys from Daft Punk leaning into the masks as their persona.

playstation icons ✨💜 who's missing? #lowpoly

all this bodybuilding just to get 2-stocked irl (misinformation, never fight)

crying into a shirt I could never afford last year when this is all over

Pussy so fire call it the creamatorium

youtubers realized bad advice pays more. it keeps competition low and creates distrustful communities. to combat this, I recommend we give worse advice. this will drive new creators into a spiral of distrust. "but how will that fix things?", you ask

This guy gets it.

take goo

I don't know that any social media platform is good for you but the stated intention of the owner of twitter is to make you worse and studies are now showing that he's having some success with that. This isn't esoteric, everyone knows it. So at this point being judgmental about staying there is fine

Wanted to draw an alien Miku!!