the new year

The ride never ends

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can't just be me right?

circus act where the audience gets to shoot at me with guns

as like a professional hater (danny_coole hater), y'all gotta do things instead of just hatin' just take the time to message an old friend or make someone around you laugh or smth you don't need to make the whole world a better place overnight just the world in front of you

chibi robo my beloved

winter has humbled me, I know now why we bulk in the winter

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Hooktail eats 8 Toads to recover health. The game ensures these sacrificial Toads always stay in order to be eaten in the end. They are Mario's biggest fans, will always show up, and no action can make them leave.

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

reading the new york times with media literacy and smoking cigs and punching myself in the dick and balls, all the same thing to me

What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

i yearn for lunchbox obama

white blood cells cracked as a '08 nissan bumper tho

haven't been insaneposting, bit sick

Fish At Pretty Good Place In Its Life Right Now https://theonion.com/fish-at-pretty-good-place-in-its-life-right-now-1819573188/

Not every New Year's resolution has to be something crazy/life changing. In 2025 I accomplished two things that make my life better in small ways 1. Got rid of all of our old plastic food containers and replaced them with glass (keeps longer) 2. Kept the bird feeder full all year (for the cats)

The goodyear blimp should drop tires on people

take a picture (rerun)

What's the exchange policy on this year? I asked for a NEW year. Pretty sure this one is used...

we out here, gamin

i haven't made a joke about last year since last year!

lesson learned not by me but a lesson was definitely learned here

winterfest harry potter jingle

Happy New Year

happy new year, I hope this next year is a step forward for all of us (except anyone who doesn't follow me, you deserve nothing but the worst 💞)

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The final day

What a good burger does to a mfer

all my haters (none, too cool) better line up after me, leader of my fan club and hater club

ts opened up my third eye, I've been renewed. truly philosophically groundbreaking bars.

would you guys still stealth-like my posts if I repeatedly subverted expectations for the sake of comedy?

Sauropods xkcd.com/3185/

daily routine

i'm sick rn or smth tbh I can't tell anymore but I do know if I work out while sick today I'll die of soreness

but anyways, just wanted to make sure people know, i do in fact voice the Senshi from Delicious in Dungeons, even if IMDB no longer says i do

This is one of the most delightful things I’ve ever gotten. POYO!