Unlike most other Type O Negative Cover Bands, this one decides to focus on the Cool Baritone Vocals instead of the Actual Lyrics

I, a child of rednecks and descendant of millworkers, have more in common with these men than anyone who calls them my enemy.

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

"Fix your hearts or die" -- Guitar Wolf

If you remember this meme, you should probably schedule your colonoscopy.

It's that time again! Art by me.

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Could you imagine being one of 130 left of your species and then you are asked to move to Portland to make room for the birds who are actually hooking up.

Happy valentine's day, i made a card just for you

I crafted these images in my parents' basement eleven years ago AI could never

album art redraw #musuwi.art

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

Holy fucking shit I just saw Coroner live

I'm at the Bento spot I'm at the Head Shop I'm at the combination Bento spot and Head shop

congratulations WBD, you just accidentally created a new, better Stone Cold

Check it out I invented a new drug called “Adderall” and it makes you feel like Angus Young is piloting you like a mech suit

Oh yeah I saw Oxygen Destroyer again on Sunday

To say that i 'know how to use the toilet' implies that I theres nothing more I can learn, which I reject

Age verification? The computer used to have to scream at me to check my email.

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

"I wouldn't buy green bananas if I were you" is going to live in my brain for years

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"

blasting jock jams as i turkish ice cream man this little brat himejoshi-style

Wes Borland the fuckin GOAT

Wes Borland To Trump Supporters: "Fuck You. Never Contact Me Again." numetalagenda.com/news/story/w...

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

well it's a false dichotomy but i guess my pick is bowl. either way dinner is ruined but at least i'm not cleaning up a bunch of loose soup. oh for the big game? in that case, only time itself can ever wi— ok wait sorry come back. Seahawks by two scores. you gotta admit death comes for us all though

that's an s-tier double feature but the perfect double feature is: dredd (2012) the raid: redemption (2011)

kissing each of my fifteen goblin children on the foreheads and tucking them all into one very wide bed

i’m gonna fold this into my belief system now thank you

I used to go crazy trying all the new chip flavors and I realized about a year ago that plain ass Fritos Scoops clear 9/10

clothing guy is retweeting wrestling this is how you know the people are united

One of my regular customers at work took his own life last week. His mom came in today and said he mentioned me and my team by name in one of the last voicemails he left her, and she wanted to thank me for being a point of light in his darkest time. We have to be there for each other

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

jesus christ that's foreboding

the problem is that entire generation of dems and their younger disciples are all elitist pricks who think one of their main jobs is to discipline their base, NOT reflect that base's policy preferences. which is why we need to kick every last one of them out of office

GF just asked if she could start cosplaying with me and asked to help her put together a Frieren costume We are levels of So Back you people wouldn't belive

To be fair, my high school band teacher was probably right to tell me to drop out of guitar class when my first 3 "test" songs were Dust in the Wind, One Dead Cop and Hurt

groundhog came out of his hole and started killing everyone, hundreds dead, unsure what this means for winter

no amount of CIA propaganda will ever convince me that these people are my enemies

If you're looking for ways to impress your partner, may I recommend singing Enjoy The Silence at karaoke