Rock On, Frieren!

Man Spots Real Gremlin In His Living Room!? 😱 Is This Real?! #mystery #elf #mage #fyp #creepy #reels

i quit using spotify years ago because i just thought the interface looked bad and some of you can't be bothered to switch to an alternative even knowing that they pay artists horribly and underwrite Joe Rogan and their head is an arms tech guy and they do shit like this?

the themesong for true detective season 1 is the only song I have ever heard that had the word "creosote" in it

My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.

CARTOON/MAX.GIF

Stopped for a drink at a dive near work cause this week is hell working grocery, ended up getting treated like a local celebrity and getting drinks bought for me until last call

“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”

defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs

Frieren Looking Up but it's Rocko as cosplayer #anime #meme #rockoverse

Lugia chewing undersea cables #art #pokemon #cyberattack

everyone dug a hole to china as kid bro, we've all been there and broadened our cultural horizons as a result

This is just how we do things out here in the southwest, you yankee cityslickers wouldn’t understand what it’s like spicing up your dayparts t keep the coyotes away

Claw (1997)

Lots of people use Shaderglass to make retro games look better on modern monitors. I am using it to make Battlefield 6 look like it's a shitty Nintendo DS port

We continue our 16th annual @extralife4kids.bsky.social stream with me and @audiovideoroscoe.bsky.social playing an old staple, F3AR! Then, our Saturday game show slate! twitch.tv/jbhenryxiv #forthekids #charitymarathon #streamersover40

Early morning guest appearance on stream: Playing F.3.A.R Co-Op with @jbhenryxiv.bsky.social for Extra Life! www.twitch.tv/jbhenryxiv

You could make $100,000,000 at the box office by creating a movie thats 85 minutes of kicking ET's ass, doing huge flying kicks at him, pummeling his weird head, he's a fictional character so I can say this. They would be pounding on basically a gross wet muppet. That's legal. It complies with TOS

Oh man I love DDR EXTREME

what if there were a raccoon SO strong #picopencil for @audiovideoroscoe.bsky.social !!!!

i'm the guy who came up with crapchop, the sophisticated blade system you can put at the bottom of the toilet that chops up your crap like a garbage disposal

They don't want you to know this, but you can just buy Tripp pants as an adult. It's allowed

you see all kinds of stuff at Magic The Gathering. for example tonight a guy had a whole custom made deck of goblins but the goblins had enormous titties and you could see the nipples on some of them

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

Boiga

thanks to those who alerted me that the Bandcamp store hadn't populated yet. is that the right term? it is now populated i.e. you can get the whole album there. themountaingoats.bandcamp.com/album/throug...

If even single person asking for song recommendations on Hinge actually listens to Gnome, I'll consider it a win, even if I never get a match

I keep pondering Frankenstein and I think my favorite part is him reading Ozymandias

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

average bluesky poster

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

be stoked, stay stoked, all around the country the people are back at it

if i was mayor everyone would gain 50 lbs and you can choose the easy way or the hard way

How to make pickle Pepsi at home for free

I'm the only person in this bar cheering for the blue jays and it rules and also sucks

My Honest Review of Purple Sludge Found in My Crawlspace

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Yep, this has everything about old Coroner and adds like SYL and Fear Factory and I'm thankful we're getting so much good music this year also you should listen to the new Mountain Goats cause John never seems to miss

It’s so sick that Rob Zombie’s biggest hit is about The Munsters car

i don't think about politicians at all, i think about cool guy shit like burgers and hot babes or hot babes eating burgers or anthropomorphic burgers eating hot babes

This is easily top 10 funniest baseball photos