men only want one thing

She says participate but she means dominate

If I could say one sentence to cats and make them understand it, it would probably be "If you are going to puke, please do it on a hard surface."

I can't believe people use AI when memes thrown together in 30 seconds using Microsoft Paint are so much funnier.

Biblical shit tonight

You've counted your last crow

You've counted your last crow

You've talked your last head

There's living dangerously, and then there's mixing a no-weigh sourdough to enter in the weekend's country show

If you call Starmer "a decent man" you endorse: - trans folks being unable to go for a piss when they're out and about - getting rid of jury trials so that people who threw paint on a plane being used for war crimes are done for terrorism - arresting pensioners for saying the above is bad

Nice to see Robbo and Alisson having a proper hug and a chat at the end there

At least now I can get back to just enjoying the world cup

Why are they trying to play it out from the back when there are 6 Brazilians around the box?

Every Scottish person right now

Fucks sake man

Thank the American TV gods for the hydration break. Clarke's got a few minutes to batter some sense into the centre backs

Thanks to solar it absolutely can. The evenings may require batteries, but even without them, cooling until the sun goes down will save a great deal of suffering. (My solar house is cheerfully producing three times as much electricity as the aircon is using).

Ironically, they have become Remains

fixed your headline

I thought kick off was later and I’m sad I somehow missed it but that’s a great result for Scotland.

Dario's next job could be in cyber

Decentralization is not about servers. It’s about power.

I'd recommend reading this, it's such a clear guide to how ATProto works. The fact that's all just *files* makes it obvious how the migration to eurosky was so simple, brings the prospect of self-hosting a bit closer. It also demonstrates the impossibility of a social media ban.

nobody in British politics seems to want to say it but the single biggest driver of their inability to keep a prime minister for any length of time is that Brexit was stupid and ruinous and made everyone’s lives worse

Spinal Tap's new drummer to be in place "as early as mid-July".

2016-2026 will go down as a golden age for lectern makers

"Meep meep. Starmer out."

all lighting is bisexual (both a particle and a wave)

YES Angine de Poitrine on Jools Holland! Those guys are so fucking weird, I love it. The best but was seeing Shania Twain in the background looking absolutely delighted to be watching them

What is it about white people that makes them so violent? Should we tolerate white culture in the UK? Is the fact he was arrested without violence evidence of two-tier policing? Should white people still be given housing when non-whites remain homeless? Will white leaders condemn this? etc.

Muppet Moby Dick. Willem Dafoe as Ahab.

Another day, another stupid Excel chart.

God that was grim. Scotland second to everything, passes all over the place, no pressing, refereeing a joke. Surprised it was only 1-0, and if they play like that against Brazil they'll get annihilated.

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Struggling with STANDARD DEFINITION for the football. The whole 100 block of channels has disappeared. Tried stv player, it's somehow worse.

Fucks sake man

"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."

🚨 First the social media ban, now the government wants to restrict VPNs 🚨 VPNs are a vital cybersecurity tool for businesses, politicians, journalists and families to protect data and communications. Banning or age-gating VPNs would increase cybercrime risks and expose IP addresses to predators.

The absolute horror of one cat vomiting and the other cat eating it in the background of my Teams call

It's much more concise than the last terrorism diagram I saw, I'll give it that much.

Isn't that the same shit that happens on literally every penalty?

LABOUR was HOUNDED out of the COUNTRY VOTED out of GOVERNMENT WORMED in the BRAIN

i assume banning kids from social media will be accompanied by a huge investment in teen-friendly communtiy spaces (like youth clubs) and social activities? No? Huh.

The plus side of the social media ban is that kids are going to learn a lot about VPNs, encryption, and self-hosting. They could be the generation that ends the surveillance app economy.

They removed CD/DVD drives from PCs. -Made physical media harder to buy and use. -Removed expandable storage from phones. -Pushed us into streaming subscriptions. -Made always-online normal. -Made unlimited internet necessary. -Slowly raised the price of everything. Ownership quietly became renting.

Loving the Japanese fans singing The Entertainer

Funny how the opposite of "Mostly Peaceful Immigration Concerns Protest" is "Anti-Fascist Protest"

British media steadfastly ignoring the big anti-racist rallies dwarfing the fascists in cities across the UK. They only consider it headline news when it's an opportunity to make the fash look more powerful, not the weak minority they truly are.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA