This isn't actually funny, CEOs only act like this when they're afraid

DLSS 5 off / DLSS 5 on

Pretty cool to see that Paul Weller has now taken on a command role in Starfleet

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Mel finally getting the coveted Breivik/Musk double endorsement.

My photograph of the ISS tonight looks like Paddington coming for me after I flatline on the operating table

I know I’m not the best web developer in the world but thanks to the DVLA website I also know I’m pretty far from the worst.

one of my longstanding star wars opinions is that george lucas should be allowed to name all new characters forever we must not shackle the mind that brought us darth icky and elan sleazebaggano

Funnily enough Saxon Musk is also what I call Lynx Africa.

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

No one on earth looks as happy as him and all of us are jealous he can just fly the fuck away from all this horseshit

I think Instagram has finally given up trying to sell me things.

kfc please this is irresponsible my wife is very sick and this has only amplified her symptoms (weird pickle frenzy)

hurry!

kfc please this is irresponsible my wife is very sick and this has only amplified her symptoms (weird pickle frenzy)

I just passed a shop with a slim fit suede gilet in the window, in case you were wondering if it was possible to have more Thwarted Gay Tory energy than Wes Streeting

Fetterman is doing tremendous damage to the reputation of the Big Oaf community. Big Oafs did not ask for this kind of toxic representation. Now we must lumber back into the shadows, hiding under bridges wearing our most somber JNCO jean shorts, drowning in both our sorrows & voluminous denim

The tribes of Britain c. 540 in the time of Gildas.

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

How do I use polymarket to bet that on any given night the three closest gay bars to this place will have a larger percentage of women in them

STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE

Wow. Turns out it didn’t have legs.

oh no

Bring back shame

Your thoughts would be like this too if someone had put your head in a vise and tightened it until you told them where the other gnomes hid the treasure

🪨

we start by making people too embarrassed to ever admit things like this in public again.

vibe check

Sinners, Weapons, Frankenstein and K-Pop Demon Hunters all won Oscars. Marty Supreme took out its vampire attack scene, and came away empty handed. The lesson is clear. Always bet on horror.

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

Kerning is so important

Watching Monarch. Someone just said “It’s not just turning - it’s turning *around*” and honestly I think that’s might be the single worst line of dialogue I’ve ever heard spoken aloud.

I was just sat drinking my coffee. I didn’t need to get taken out like this.

Why is there a variety of rhubarb called Harbinger? That is just unnecessarily sinister for rhubarb.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Is That Wrong, Doc?

I'm trying to think who this idiocy is for, who would say: I wasn't going to vote Labour but now they've blocked a clearly exceptionally bright Sudanese woman from doing a postgraduate course in computational biology at Cambridge, I'm all in? www.ft.com/content/4493...

Worth noting that absolutely none of this was hidden when our government started writing this degenerate massive cheques. This isn’t a sudden pivot. This company has always been an explicitly morally bankrupt cesspit.

Happy 6th anniversary to the time Sarah Palin sang Baby Got Back on the Masked Singer and then the show changed to Trump's address to the nation about COVID.

Were previous generations looking at the shit they were living through in the full and certain knowledge it was precipitated by the dumbest people on the planet, or is that a special little bonus for us?

since Warhammer makes up about 75% of the UK economy & most British bank notes will go through their tills at some point anyway, why not just stick Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh & Nurgle on them & be done with it? Fuck it, reintroduce £100 notes, stick rat boy on it & that’s wildlife ticked off too

I think I may have cracked it