Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero

Oh, so when some rando publishes Wizard of Oz fanfic it becomes a musical and a movie, but when I write Sonic/Luigi mpreg slash, I get banned from the Taco Bell forums. Make it make sense

RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢

Nearly done. I haven’t figured out how to paint the weird shoulder spikes yet but I have finally finished The Tower of Hats.

We should rest assured that on Mark Zuckerberg's watch, nobody, and I mean nobody, will do sex trafficking eighteen times.

Brandy you're a fine girl What a good wife you would be But my life my love and my lady Is the See

All of Bluesky this morning:

Today! I'll be there this morning, and tomorrow morning, and probably some other times too. Also, mulled wine with the late opening this evening! Come along, buy pots! #cambridge #pottery #ceramics

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

"Dick Cheney was antifa" I announce to a room full of MSNBC libs, who all nod and mumble affirmatively. Aaron Sorkin taps something into his Notes app

me, when people ask about my friend groups

I love Christmas comics but sometimes you have to draw a line.

Free linguistic folk horror kernel right here.

this is correct

Quietly fascinated at the wide range of movies that saw a UMD release. Who's watching Glengarry Glen Ross on their PSP

One day I will have blocked every Instagram account that is just someone running a fork over food and nodding at it aggressively. Maybe then I will know peace.

The whole thread. Good lord.

I never thought a comparison could be overly harsh on Stevenage. But here we are.

This shit is delightful

“Are the fae open source?” is such a terrifying question in so many ways.

Roger was so hungover that when we stopped for petrol he sidled up to me and just muttered "Monster Munch". He was such a beleaguered and tragic figure that I just went and bought him a big bag of medicinal Monster Munch before I could register that he had his own money and was in fact an adult.

This was my favourite Animorphs book

Happy International Men's Day.

Important news!

I lost a job for calling Charlie Kirk a Nazi, but this is cool.

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.

I was just thinking it had been several days since we had a demonstration of how stupid it is that all of our web infrastructure is completely dependent on a few large companies, but thankfully CloudFlare is here to remind us.

This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

"Yeah, I'm escaping war and persecution but I've left the kids behind, they just *cannot get enough of that shit*."

Somewhere in Downing St Morgan McSweeney turns over a flip chart to reveal the words “Rwanda scheme?”

Well Comfy Winter Duvet Season lasted a full day before segueing into Respiratory Tract Infection Season.

Abolish The Home Office: Cringe Edition

How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.

imagining this text spread out over like ten narration boxes on a page of Orion punching holes through a million parademons

Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts

Almost done. Still a lot of work to do but I can see the home stretch.

am I catholic now

Almost done. Still a lot of work to do but I can see the home stretch.

Some impulse purchases really pan out.

Is it 'online training course'?

When Tommy Robinson is celebrating your policies it is time to take a long hard look in the mirror and then quit politics forever.

It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

The Screwtape Letters is a premium feature, lads.

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny