There might be a "Cancel" button somewhere up there.

Why does the dolphin have abs

Another stupid bunny drawing. Those stairs are not built to code; they really need hand (paw) rails.

The new Grand American experiment: What if we put the worst people in charge of everything? See: Romans

TWSS.

If only I had a nickel for every interaction I had with this woman!

We are going to make the United States the 11th province in Canada.

Flobots Handlebars kinda hits different these days ngl

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Spinal Tap buying a McDonald's so they can have Sham Rock shakes all year long

27 more minutes left here. What time zone are you in?

Dipsy, Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, and Po.

Obviously.

I understand why chatbot cheating happens but every time I read about it I want to gently remind everyone that the point of schoolwork is not for the submission to exist. Teachers are not just greedy for more essays or solved equations. The point is to do the work WITH YOUR OWN BRAIN, FOR LEARNING.

The Adventures of Teebo

USA Men's Hockey. This is how misogyny is perpetuated.

The spy who loved jorts

The library will never judge you except those of you who cut your pizza with scissors. Shit, just no.

We’re seeing an age where everything, every moment is captured on video or in photographs. And I think it’s because so many homes are being built with darkrooms these days.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

The Gen X urge to smell like Teen Spirit.

Yay. Sweden has the yellow rocks, and Canada has red.

Keep scrolling! You're almost there! Don't give up!

Countries that do not use Kohl's Cash could be "left behind," says Kohl's CEO Michael J. Bender.

timeline cleanse 🐻🐟

It just happens that back in 2014 I made a bunch of Winter Olympic Lolcats. Let's have a look!

How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.

The largest Habitat for Humanity project in the West (Hope Springs in Greeley, CO) just lost $1M in federal funds. Plans for 40 homes this year are scaled back to 20. Let's make it 21. We've raised $40k tonight! I'll match the next fifty $5 donations: give.greeleyhabitat.org/campaigns/43...

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Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you: Wolfgang Is what my dad wanted to name me, but my mom would have none of that.

Post a tree you photographed.

Post a banger that isn’t in English. youtu.be/2Z4m4lnjxkY?...

Fuck Discord, I'm going back to CompuServe chat rooms.

Perfect

bad bunny found his target and hit bullseye

Budweiser gonna get hate mail about from all the millennial birders about what a juvenile bald eagle looks like

I will not rest until we get the Super Bowl halftime show we deserve! #SuperBowl #halftime #badbunny

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

Paul Blart: Mall Cop Obviously.

oh nothing just two old men crushing on the public library

Who doesn’t enjoy posting a little racist meme after speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast?

How dare teenagers try to use fake IDs to enter such a fine establishment as Dirty Frank's.

“Okay Steve, try it now.”

Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets

Timmy wanted a memento after camping.

Don't you f**king dare.

Just seething with intense vicious rage!