i realized lately you can kinda cut anything like an onion and it’s changed everything for me. the way i am dicing carrots and sweet potatoes and ginger and garlic these days would piss some of yall off

i’m obsessed with how obsessed he is with caping for the SEC over and over any chance he gets

imagining fernando mendoza trying to explain crypto to curt cignetti and smiling serenely

One thing I wrote about here is how technology has made buses *way* more convenient while techno-futurists were obsessed with flying taxis and self-driving cars.

let me sum up my point here since this got attention: if one of the only two publicly out professional hockey players says the show gave him a panic attack bc it reminded him of how he had to keep a 3-yr relationship secret from everyone, i question turning it into widely consumed fan fic-y smut

i do think LeCun is right here

we all need to admit the truth Electric Vehicles Are Too Expensive And Not Very Good , and they spy on us all the time we should have invested that money in public transportation a long time ago

I am very concerned that the reaction of political, business and media elites to the creation of a massive public CSAM engine by some of the richest people in the world is gonna be a big collective shrug and I do not feel good about this

Ole Miss now being the likable Cinderella on a run is a testament to Lane in so many ways

if any team deserves to lose three times in one game it's fuckin georgia

benny hill ass ending

oh god if georgia comes back from this there will be no living with my family

The Cuckold Bridegroom, by Jan Havicksz, 1670, 📸 by Justin Ford

Ferris State is simply a better football program than the University of Georgia

COLLEGE KICKERS

We’re about to have four different kinds of hilarious possible champions, I don’t hate this at ALL

I don’t know why one of these teams didn’t just simply take and hold a multi touchdown lead like Indiana did

mike bobo… mike bobo. mike bobo…

Everything I’ve ever said about Mike Bobo was true, including what I said in the New York Times

it’s become a parody of itself

I am pulling for Ole Miss because fuck Lane Kiffin

“Gunner Stockton is a carbon-copy of his offensive coordinator, Mike Bobo” is low key the deepest insult imaginable

Today I saw God die

I think the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social put it best. There are the best teams and there are the “deserving” teams and those two don’t correlate perfectly. When they don’t things look ugly.

the stat here, which ended up holding, was that alabama hadn’t lost by 30+ since 1998 when they got beat 38-7 by virginia tech in the music city bowl. they did it twice that year, also to arkansas 42-6

Chris Fowler: "Alabama being humiliated by this Indiana team." Kirk Herbstreit: "Yeah, this is embarrassing." 🏈🎙️ #CFP

you know things are going well when they’re bringing up stats about things that haven’t happened at alabama since the dubose years

Alabama has 30 rushing yards with 5:40 left in the 4th quarter

i’m giggling and kicking my feet

best feeling in the world for all who can relate

happy kid

i cannot imagine what it must be like for a lifelong IU fan in that stadium right now

Imagine telling yourself 3 years ago that Alabama would get physically overwhelmed by Indiana in the Rose Bowl

Maybe this will be the game that makes people stop logo watching when picking against Indiana

hey this is fun!

don’t mock Alabama culture please

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

The Onion jests, but it's news. Need to think at this moment abt history of objects transfer as wealth, as proof of lineage, & as class symbolism, Martha Stewart's class-linked secondhand stuff & Antiques Roadshow, Marie Kondo's de-cluttering, & the larger problem of wealth distribution in the US.

this camera cut to Cignetti occurred right after I read Amanda's post

Indiana is going to win the national championship because they’ve got a Georgia ass receiver like Charlie Becker

“Indiana is leading Alabama in the Rose Bowl” is a statement that was historically reserved for yelling at your little brother as he reached for the reset button on the PS2.

new year’s resolution: lesbianism

We now have pop tarts kayfabe

wait i thought they wanted this?? they told us it was their dream???

THE FACT THAT ONE OF THE POP-TARTS CHOSE TO LIVE MAKES THE WHOLE THING WORSE SOMEHOW