VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS

where do I fill out an application to manage the mariners

Watching the Mariners

stressful monday at work. time to log off and get ready for mariners baseball

Decided to go to the Shoreline, WA protest this time around. Great energy out here

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

MARINERS I NEVER DOUBTED YOU

watching the mariners

if I was a Mariners pitcher, I would simply not throw meatballs right down the middle

3-0 since Humpy won

Wooooooooooo

Interrupting today’s football festivities to make a brief announcement: Go M’s

MARINERS!

Mariners

Top of the 12th

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

This fuckin guy!

MARINERS

Experience Mariners Baseball™️

In undergrad, our cross country teams were heading into Chicago for a meet. A teammate from rural Nebraska, making her first trip to the big city, spots a Blue Line L station from the highway and excitedly asks “the subway! is that where they steal your shoes?!” fucking what

yeah we're into LLMs (Large Lamb-bridge Models)

LMAOOOOOO, he did it again "Might as well go win the whole fucking thing"

Phil Converse comes for us all

Meanwhile in Seattle....

and if taxing billionaires isn’t doable, eating them is always on the table NOT A WOLF tweet from @dansheehan.bsky.social

Remember when the Kony 2012 guy had his brain so broken by social media he was found naked on the street doing weird sex stuff and vandalizing everything within reach? What if 13 years later we made the whole government out of that guy

Mariners did just enough for fans to get their hopes up, so now the collapse is hitting with maximum effectiveness

Remembering some guys, all Reds edition

I demand the Oklahoma City Thunder move back to Seattle and readopt the 1970s-90s SuperSonics branding

Cal Raleigh having one of the best baseball seasons ever while people say “oh, the butt guy?” is going to teach men about the dangers of objectification

Bosai-kun is Japan’s disaster-preparedness rhino.

"Safety Standard Addressing Blade-Contact Injuries on Table Saws (76 Fed. Reg. 62678)" hell yeah, love to have my fingers chopped off by a table saw. we could mandate the SawStop technology on all table saws, but that would actually help woodworkers/carpenters/etc

the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic

"3000 hits or 262 hits in one season are achievements recognized by the writers, well, all but one of you" Ichiro Suzuki

I asked ChatGPT what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what it said to me: Que sera, sera Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours to see Que sera, sera STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

omfg @darthbluesky.bsky.social

We nicknamed our dog “the big dumper”, which has led to so much confusion this Mariners season

Real art

"Using the latest in artificial intelligence and machine learning, our path-breaking tool can diagnose your illness, come up with a treatment plan, and then tell you that you don’t deserve the treatment."

Trump: "Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?"