Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.

Needs more scaffolding

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

Getting estimates from contractors in 2026 amid an oil supply shock

Trump, shown on camera during the national anthem, is booed loudly at MSG

They forgot to include open-ended responses about @jcsalterego.bsky.social

Dan Wilson

Looking at everything that happened after, I've searched my heart and realized that it was necessary to murder Hitchbot. We should've been more antagonistic towards robots pretending to be our friends. Philadelphia once again proves to be a city of prophets.

Experience Mariners Baseball™️

lol Mariners

Checking in on the Mariners

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

oooof

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

it's almost time @normcharlatan.bsky.social

Weird to realize the one area of life where I actually have gotten more conservative as I’ve gotten older is “Opening Day should involve the Cincinnati Reds on regular TV for an afternoon game”

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

Let's catch up on the hilarious Afroman defamation trial: defector.com/lets-catch-u...

I love that they made everyone hold a dumb light for the “Golden” performance. Sorry Leo, you’re not getting out of this one

I will spend my entire paycheck on Cornadoes gear

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

(EVIL CITY GROUPCHAT) WASHINGTON DC: lol bro youre burning down my embassy now DUBAI: ITS NOT FUNNY PLS HELP LONDON: we're not taking our influencers back MIAMI: we'll take the hot ones SAN SALVADOR: this is going to hurt crypto CINCINNATI: why is no one picking up at the burj khalifa skyline

Timeline cleanse

AI agent writes a PR, gets rejected, crashes out and writes a call-out blog post Absolute cinema crabby-rathbun.github.io/mjrathbun-we...

According to realfood.gov / Grok, RFK Jr could have eaten that bear. It's a healthier pizza topping than pepperoni or sausage

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

T-Mobile just throwing JD and Turk in the trash heap there

Bon Jovi and Jake from State Farm have died in a hilarious car accident

curling baby did you see your mom miss the hell out of that final shot of the end to give USA an easy open draw for 2. did you see it. how did it make you feel, curling baby.

Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.

Self-care Sunday on KEXP now playing "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine. We love to hear it.

right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out

Post a car picture you took

Malala, an actual Nobel Peace Prize laureate, in the house for the Seattle Torrent game

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

Rip it out, root and branch

i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3

Just gonna post this pic of our ridiculous PWD from last summer

If Dems aren't throwing fireballs and making this into the biggest story ever, dump all of them. If any piece of shit in office talks about lowering costs instead of "Trump is taking over countries and ice is killing Americans on the street," they're in on it. And let em know if it's your Rep or Sen

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5