"Now delay it again. Right after getting caught union busting."

Sorry, I'm the one who delayed GTA 6. It was funnier in my head I guess.

"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw" brother get this through your head NOBODY can draw we are literally ALL BULLSHITTING

The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Nintendo Switch 2 tops 10 million sold, Donkey Kong Bananza opens with 3.49 million www.vooks.net/ninten...

Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein.

Friendly reminder that THIS IS THE OWNER OF @modretro.bsky.social

percussion

Shout out to the Fortnite leaks server for not being evil about this like I suspect many other leakers and people who believe the game can do no wrong will be

I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.

Hearing even a *reference* to The Monster Mash ANY time of the year is infuriating. The song absolutely sucks and modern civilization shouldn’t even be aware of it. You should not and cannot and MUST NOT defend it. Let the worms of history finally have their feast.

I think the dislike button is a good idea as long as I also receive a monthly email with the name and address of everyone who disliked one of my posts

'Twas the night before #Halloween, when all through the house, was the hum of a sewing machine and a grumble and grouse! 🎃 BONUS Panel below! 👇

Happy Halloween! 🎃

bringing this back #xenosaga

following a handful of tech blogs is really awesome because what is generally considered one of the best writers on anything AI right now (and the ways all of it is bs) posts a fucking jojo part 5 video everytime they got an insane scoop

POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet

Shesez at January 6th taking the camera aaaaaanywhere he wants in the Capitol

Shesez will now become Hesez cause women had it good for too long

A third Midna wouldn't hurt right?

Every time you like an artist’s artwork, an angel grows their wings. Every time you repost an artist’s post, an angel grows artillery and heat-seaking missiles to fight the forces of evil.

im glad the government posting halo memes is revealing that half the people reporting on it are fine with it

Congrats to baseball fans for getting into edging

i can't believe they have to play again today.

*Inning 25* BENCH COACH: What do we do, Dave? We're all out of pitchers. *Dave Roberts pets Bud, the team's lucky golden retriever* DAVE ROBERTS: That's where you're wrong...

I still think about this one every day. An all timer. youtu.be/rVzSHVS-CT0?...

EXCITEBIKE: BUNBUN MARIO BATTLE STADIUM NINTENDO EAD 1997 SUPER FAMICOM (SATELLAVIEW)

Trying to do something on the cheap that ends up taking way more time and money than not doing it at all is what’s called a Zeebo. As in, this was the dumbest idea since the Zeebo.

Nobody wants this shit, which is why they keep sneaking it onto our devices like some unwanted U2 album.

Serebii Update: The Serebii Interactive Map for Pokémon Legends: Z-A now has full spawn data for all wild Pokémon available. This data can be seen all in one or filtered by Pokémon species www.serebii.net/pokearth/lum...

I don’t know how many times I have to say this but if you didn’t know any geek girls in high school or you don’t know any now it’s because they didn’t trust you and you’re *NOT A SAFE PERSON* for women to be themselves around.

Sundress Palutena ✨

End all funding every single private employment services provider. Salt the earth so those in change of them never get any public money ever again - run them out of the country. Get rid of mutual obligations Bring back the CES Raise the fricken rate Ain’t hard.

First meeting #PokémonZA #Jacinthe #Lebanne #Jacinne

Yet again, we can't afford to let LLMs become a source of epistemic grounding for society.

“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡

My opinion on video game pricing is that every video game that costs less than $30 should cost $10 more and every video game that costs more than $40 should cost $10 less.

I would rather watch a fragment of underdone potato for two hours

Yes, the actor who takes a role in any Harry Potter work is telling you that they are a bigot - let's not couch it - and that they aren't safe people to invite to LGBT+ events, spaces, or interact socially with LGBT+ people, and you should protect LGBT+ people from them in future.

2015: How To Disable Cortana 2025: How To Disable Copilot

Opening a Microsoft excel spreadsheet and asking Microsoft Copilot to help put together a basic return on investment spreadsheet and frowning.

If real life actually were a season of television, a doddering old king harping on and on about how wonderful his magnificent new castle ballroom is going to be while his lieutenants attempt to carve out pieces of the kingdom for themselves would be considered too on the nose as a death flag.

Ultraman says: It's Wash Your Water Bottle Wednesday! If you've forgotten for a while to give your water bottle a good scrub, today's the perfect day for a fresh start 💜

So the Gaming Copilot beta in the Game Bar apparently defaults to on for model training. Win+G to bring up Game Bar. Go to Gaming Copilot > Settings > Privacy in case you'd like to... review... that setting.

WEIL: “.. Circularity can be virtuous on the upside, and vicious on the downside. The deals can work fine, until they don’t.” @wsj.com $NVDA $ORCL @justinhendrix.bsky.social www.wsj.com/tech/ai/is-t...