Our kid has reached the age where baby toys are not enough, it’s coasters or nothing

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

They should invent a carpet that cats don’t want to scratch and also costs $20

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I have a background in, shall we say, creative genetics. I'd be most interested in hearing your theories...

If you still hate TikTok I’m sorry but you’re wrong

We are so thrilled to support more Georgia climate champions running this fall!

real conversations need to be had about how cis girls are doing sports less than they did before because they're afraid of doing too well, being accused of being trans, and getting their house firebombed by people who never cared about women's sports. leave trans kids alone and fuck off forever!

ME: sir, in s1e17 of the x files, deep throat says that in 1947 several nations made a secret pact re: protocol for disposing of EBEs; among them were the PRC as well as east and west germany, but none of these existed until 1949. can you explain? CHRIS CARTER: get out of my house, i'm jacking off

Charlie Kirk wasn't from New York. He didn't live in New York. The shooting didn't happen in New York. In July he Tweeted "Was just in NYC all weekend with our family. Never felt safe. So many people in the city who don’t belong." Why did the New York Yankees have a moment of silence for him?

what happened to charlie kirk is a) fucking horrible and b) the exact thing, word for word, that he spent his public life advocating for and cheerleading, and any coverage that isn’t frank about that second part is massively irresponsible

“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot”. -Charlie Kirk

if charlie kirk has taught us one thing, and let's be honest he's only taught us one thing, it's that modern liberals woulda written nice little eulogies for hitler.

the rightwing loves to be like “this is the moment we become the nazi party”

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

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damn that's so crazy. picture unrelated

Keep refreshing my feeds but none are giving me the content I want (real-time video stream of my husband and son at the zoo)

I’m trying to limit myself to once every 10 minutes and it’s taking everything in me

How often is it acceptable to bother your spouse for photos of your kid while they’re having fun at the zoo

My husband is based and correct about everything but it’d kinda be nice if he didn’t respond to people who are wrong with “eat the shit from my butt with my peepee hot sauce” This isn’t a vague post, I’m hoping he sees this and takes appropriate action

this has hit some deep part of my brain and incited a primal rage in me. i reject it. i rebuke

we’re going to have to throw a lot of people in jail after all this is over

This is exactly how reading Pynchon feels

“Kennedy must resign” -Bernie Sanders, August 30th, 2025

he would have ruined them for everyone else

thank god john lennon never had to experience the 80’s

thank god john lennon never had to experience the 80’s

what if Biden fucking outlives trump

I go to my lovely mothers house for dinner. My sister is there. She has introduced her to 2013 tumblr “do asexuals belong in lgbt” discourse. Send help.

🤘🙂☕ stevenwilhelm555 Steven

If your new technology does not increase life expectancy or reduce household labor tasks, it’s not revolutionary 👍

BONDI: (at a press conference) Ms. Maxwell, is President Trump a pedophile? MAXWELL: I’ve never met him in my life. BONDI: In fact, are any Republicans implicated in these crimes? MAXWELL: No, only Democrats. BONDI: And what about the other thing? MAXWELL: If I die it was a suicide. BONDI: Thank you

At this point I have to believe in God. I can’t accept that Abdullah died yesterday starving and scared and was plunged into an abyss. There has to be comfort for him

*to the tune of the peter crouch song* he stinks, he sucks, the couch is all he fucks jd vance, jd vance

At (another) Hampton’s fundraiser with Republican donors on Saturday, Andrew Cuomo said it plainly: he’s expecting Trump’s help to defeat us in November. “I feel good about that,” Cuomo said. New Yorkers won’t.

i like how dismissive the term nanny state is of a big group of women whose job it is to keep people from swallowing poison and running into traffic. you just see how far you get without nannies eh you see how that goes

i'm not gonna say i'll never vote for gavin newsom because he might walk by a building site and a tile or slate might fall from the roof striking him and radically altering his personality and views

i did have a mild meltdown yesterday to my husband where i was like "what if i take this job and everyone hates me. what if i can't do it and they all yell at me" and he was like "what on earth are you talking about" and then it turned out i just hadn't eaten all day

better get those outlook drafts out the door fellas if you don't send all the emails explaining why things that went wrong over the weekend aren't your fault before 10am everyone will think it's your fault

my opponent sleeps in a big bed with his wife

Marked safe from grieving an AI model lost to an update

*stoner anakin skywalker* i hate resin. it's sticky and it gets everywhere. anyway would you like to smoke some marijuana queen

Being a parent is great for people who already have a guilt problem because you are literally always inconveniencing someone