GO GO GODZILLA

I accidentally spilled my post-bagel plate over my computer. Calculating the number of sesame seeds currently in the gap between keyboard and screen of my laptop requires advanced mathematics and exponential numbers my history degree did not adequately prepare me for

This is so cool ... what a second, they used an image from Burning Man to make the C! FUCKING BURNING MAN?!?! I hate NASA so much, oh so very, very much

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

When Einstein developed general relativity the closest thing to a practical application that could even be imagined at the time was a slightly more precise description of where to look for the planet Mercury in the sky, and yet now we’d all be literally lost without it. Anyway: fund basic research.

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

I'm thoroughly enjoying seeing how the players on the Yankees hate everything about being on a stuffy, fun-hating franchise, which is the defining characteristic of the Yankees

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

I have now come to grips with the reality that the EDSBS Charity Bowl may be the only thing Purdue can win in my lifetime www.edsbscharitybowl.com

whats so crazy to me is the only job that chatbots could actually eliminate right now is ceo, every company could save millions today right now by replacing their ceo with a computer program that just parrots what other ceos say

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

Man Drinking, by Francis Bacon, 1955

Bad draft is a lot easier to fix than a blank page

We stand in solidarity with Kevin Danso.

“Everybody’s using AI for everything nowadays, and if you don’t, you’re a misfit outsider who should be stoned to death in the town square, and then resurrected virtually from your data so you can be stoned to death in the virtual town square, for infinity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/o...

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

I’m in imminent danger of becoming a morning person

I feel like "anti rich current reaches crescendo" is when the guillotine operators are getting OT not when you find a way to levy a new small tax on an undertaxed upper class

Pretty frustrating that the New York Times is crediting AP with uncovering the existence of Aadam’s archive when I reported on it 15 months prior. chicagoreader.com/music/gossip...

In the end, a point is a point. And all of these matches are winnable. At least we finally saw some fight

Welp

I thought the fans weren't gonna give Xavi back there Come On You Spurs!!!!

Hated how that half ended, but for the first time in a long while, I’m encouraged by Spurs. If I let my guard down, hope might have a chance to wiggle its way in

Poooorrrroooooooooo! That was absolutely beautiful! COYS!

btw started getting tattoos nearly 20 years ago and still don’t feel the dire regret that the boomers smugly assured me i’d feel. they’ve never been wrong about anything before so i’m sure it’ll kick in any day now

New York City has like 3 alleys. There's that one in Chinatown, that one in the LES, and the one near the REI that's near the library. You have seen each of them like seventeen thousand times on various iterations of Law and Order.

Actually, Atlas was condemned to carry the sky on his back. (The image of him with the planet came later.) And that was his punishment for losing a war. This guy should try the internet.

I make enough money writing books and TV and freelance pieces to live semi-comfortably, and I have no guarantee any of those jobs will get me to retirement age. To some extent, this has always been true for my profession; what is new is the idea that there are no real, safe fallback jobs.

Checked in with Clearsky and I've only been put on three lists for my hatred of AI. Gotta get those numbers up, those are rookie numbers. Using AI to write is prime loser shit and anybody who does it should be mercilessly mocked for being a brainless dweeb until their dying day

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

I saw the best minds of my generation produce high quality content for startups that laid them off on a zoom call

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Well, glad we sold our souls for De Zerbi. Really worked out

I cannot believe Brobbey injured two of our players and didn't even get whistled for a foul

Romero would have been given a lifetime ban for that

Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️ Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable. The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back. We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

YES, A FAILED IMPEACHMENT MEANS REPUBLICANS APPROVE OF TRUMP'S CONDUCT. THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON TO DO IT

just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

i was pretty suspicious of all the epstein stuff, but that press conference cleared everything up for me. that's the end of that i guess

I met Mr. T at an Oakland A's game when I was a kid. I asked him why he had a gold fork, spoon and knife hanging from his neck. He said, "Ya never know when ya need to eat!" and honestly, it was the best life advice I've ever been given

RFK Jr. reading a Casper mattress ad on his podcast and it sounds like an Invisibl Skratch Piklz routine. During the part of it that the host is supposed to ad lib he says "these mattresses have ions."

To all who celebrate

Happy 161st Confederate Surrender Day to you and yours

"Why are the people we had expelled, deported, and arrested not protesting on campuses?" - they asked, sincerely and stupidly.

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

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