bodies: not even once

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

can literally any of my theatre friends play Pathologic 2 please. What is the point of all of you

Did you hear about the maiden?

There's a fine stash of treasure right down that hole.

things weren't working out with me and my headmate so we got a divorce. we went in for an elective corpus callostomy and now we live in a duplex. she got the left brain; adjusting to not being able to talk was a little difficult, but it's not all bad: I can rotate all the cubes I want

I am in the final day of Pathologic 2. This game is Bloodborne to me. *gripping your shoulders* they got so much absurdist and postmodern literature in here I am never coming back from this one. Fucking hooooooooo

watching my gf try out her new skates after a big break as remedy for a bummer day. AND it is nintendog puppy hour

the endocrine system does like maybe 2 useful not-evil things and absolutely should not be in charge of everything else, in my opinion

<- guy who predictably could not make it out the door today but acted like they could the whole damn day

Making a series of poor choices to fuel my crumbling body's descent into newly arisen problems through the heatwaves as of yesterday. Ongoing plans to continue fucking myself up big style into march

I am being punished for the sin of lifting up a heavy pan for too long. By way of half my body in agony

This is real Caves of Qud advice:

love when there's an article about how life is sustainable in the superheated waters surrounding a hydrothermal volcanic fissure on the ocean floor and then like six paragraphs in you find out the author's parents are chemosynthetic bacteria 🙄

lymph nodes chill out challenge

pAthologi. c 2 fucking god this game plays so good on the steamdeck now, even compared to a year ago, but watch my death tally just skyrocket on day 9 fucccckkk

getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually

DAYQUIL NYQUIL BEST MATCH

Lads yous have to calm it will all the girls boys shit, films for girls, films for boys, books for girls, books for boys, yous sound like you’re planning a gender reveal party, yous sound straight as fuck, I’m suffocating in it

Not assigning moral value to a person's bodily characteristics *is* a fundamental principle of equity, and those cannot be conditional upon an individual's actions, behaviors, likability, employment, etc etc etc.

atheist chosen undead entering science fortress to travel to anor logic

i’m inventing a new type of resilience that also comes paired with emotional fulfillment

resilience is no longer cutting it i need evil people to die and my material circumstances to change NOW

Don't worry! It won't fall!

true story

Detective Halligan on the scene arresting prince andrew

Kids today don't know that zydrate comes in a little glass vial

doing research

(internal monologue while speaking to a guy with a posh English accent) now he may seem impressive and worldly. But I bet he's the embodiment of an antiquated worldview doomed to be extinguished by the light of my simplehearted Yankee modernity

Crying at this image

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports

pronouncing mustache like headache

got a girl from Qud and you know i becoming in her nook

welcome to the bathroom

imagining Dougie Jones sitting at the computer and buying every game on the Steam new releases page one after another

农神 #SIGNALIS

he let me hit because my trinket shelf is fire

Ape Escape fangame called Ape Ethical Ecological Restoration

Roses are red Violets are prime This is the sort Of linguist that I'm

Happy Valentine's Day to my Valentine:

the goal is to rotate shapes for both art and math purposes