for future plausible deniability reasons it's important to often text your friends things like "i am so hype for murder"

given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports

In Japanese, you address elder men as OG-chan and i think that's beautiful

By many metrics the new Temporal date-time API is the single biggest change to JS ever 🔥 Like Kiesel, V8 chose to reuse Boa's open source Rust-based temporal_rs by @jason-williams.co.uk from TechAtBloomberg, Kevin Ness & Manish 👍 boajs.dev/blog/2025/09...

ECMAScript excitement 😉 🚨🚨🚨 IT'S ABOUT TIME! 🚨🚨🚨 Congrats to @manishearth.bsky.social on shipping the Temporal API in Chrome 144 stable today 🎉 developer.chrome.com/blog/new-in-... Temporal is the replacement for the Date API.

given how common the "you're the sole survivor of a spaceship crash on a hostile planet" story is in factory games, someone should make a reverse-factory game where you play as an alien tracking down and destroying colonizers who fall out of the sky and try to turn your planet into green tech cards

a 100% accurate digitized map of the entire world, call that BorGIS

"while sexy christmas outfits are often characterized by exposure of skin, similarly structured clothing is not well adapted channukah due to the amount of frying involved. high-coverage clothing, such as latex, presents a better opportunity. in this paper i will...""

lol I love "we have a time limit because our students are self-detrimentally too tryhard"

At my weirdo tiny "SLAC but every major is STEM" undergrad it was pretty common for exams to be "you have 24h from whenever you open it to finish it" or similar, and I realize that's a lot easier at a tiny school but imo fundamentally it's the right model for most things

it's hard but I also feel that in many cases the solution lies in making the "accomodation" no longer an "accomodation" and just something available to everyone, or entirely obviated by the system *especially* in education where most of these things are about bad proxies anyway

if you do not think that your multiple ton hunk of metal which you are flinging down the highway at sixty miles per hour will eventually kill someone you are not qualified to work on any such thing

if you want your religious gear to be tactical you should just convert to sikhism instead of doing whatever this is

Take Trevor Moore's advice youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY?...

i do want to point out that this does challenge the ironclad conventional wisdom that no one gives a shit about democracy

lol @hikikomorphism.bsky.social just described Ea-Nāṡir as "CMOT Dibbler (Assyrian Edition)"

was helping these older Marathi folks figure out how to BART at one point the machine gave them a pile of quarters and they asked me what the coin was. I unthinkingly responded "४ आणे" (4 annas) which is both a very culturally accurate translation but also makes no sense

ECMAScript excitement 😉 Congrats to @manishearth.bsky.social on unflagging TC39 Stage 3 Temporal in V8 today. Heading for Chrome 144 🎉 By many metrics this new date-time API is the single biggest change to JS ever 🔥 V8 uses Boa's temporal_rs by @jason-williams.co.uk Kevin Ness & Manish 👍

declaring that the singular of pierogi in american english is not pierog as everyone seems to be claiming it is "pierogus" for the same reason as the one that makes "octopi" valid english (love to apply descriptive morphology prescriptively)

me after years of working with french: double negatives are the stupidest thing, thank god the kids these days don't do it anymore me after a month or so of learning ASL: double negatives are the most natural thing why don't we have more of that

#rustlang PSA: you probably don't want #[allow(dead_code)], you probably want #[expect(unused)]

In an old ad for board game Scattergories in Spain a player was shown flouncing out while anothet said “OK, we’ll accept ‘octopus’ as a pet”. “Aceptamos pulpo” has now entered the language in the meaning of “that’s a bit of a stretch but let’s go with it just for the sake of argument”.

This is jawdropping. The idea that a state about to be invaded by out-of-state soldiers that Trump is moving around the nation like chess pieces has no standing to object to the invasion!

man, telling me that Open Source Man Known For Throwing Tantrums threw a tantrum about something makes me *less* inclined to fix it i have so little patience for this crap github.com/rust-lang/ru...

i do not think that destroying an object is wrong. i think that treating a thing like a person exclusively for the purpose of dehumanizing it is insane behavior.

i do not think that nonhuman things have feelings to be hurt but i do think the intent to hurt feelings is bad for a person notwithstanding whether the object of their sadism is real

partner: so what's georgism me: ... huh I feel like I'm supposed to have explained this to you on our second date in some café in sf, that's usually how I see georgism getting explained

having a fun time asking my friends to guess what language family this language is from

I used to use this example when teaching about epistemic vs. deontic uses of modal verbs like “can”. @gretchenmcc.bsky.social has a great post that elaborates on this distinction (as well as the possibility vs necessity dimension) allthingslinguistic.com/post/1380488...

i wish merriam-webster my most enthusiastic contrafibularities

back on my bullshit again (flipping through various Oriya and Bangla dictionaries trying to understand the ground truth behind a subtle encoding issue)

lmao purple-ass comment

CHOTINER: So You created us right GOD: Yes CHOTINER: In Your image GOD: Yes CHOTINER: And sometimes we do bad things GOD: Oh Yes CHOTINER: And then you send plagues and floods GOD: OK I think I see where you are going with this

partner: do you want a cookie now or one with chocolate chips later? me: are you ... running the stanford marshmallow experiment on me ... with cookies? her: ... would it be hot if i did? (she wasn't, she was just making multiple batches)

i refuse to learn how to spell onion in french

honestly it does suck for the people who've put their time into building something only to see it being burned to the ground in slow motion so as flippant as i am about ruby stuff it is pretty bad all around

love too get an email from github saying i am exceeding cache limits without any indicator of which repository i should look at bro I have hundreds of repos across multiple organizations I have absolutely no idea where to start, and you don't have a central panel for this

the fundament nature of cooking:

i was BETRAYED by my bestie Firefox (Disk kept filling up, thought it was Windows Update, turns out it was old Firefox telemetry logs. 30 gigs worth)

INDO-EUROPEAN #1: *h₁ey, *knh₃ck *knh₃ck INDO-EUROPEAN #2: *kʷo's *thh₂re? IE 1: *Larry IE 2: *Larry *kʷo? IE 1: Laryngeal! 😁 IE 2: ... IE 1: *gh₂ddit? 🤣 IE 2: that was so bad I think we need to all get in our chariots and head out in all directions just to get as far away as we can from you

If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case. "My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.

so I decided to read this french book on the chinese calendar on my very long flight (amongst other things; also reading the new Cosmere novel) THE FRENCH WORD FOR "SOLAR TERM" is *SOLAR SOUFFLÉ" "there are twenty four soufflés in a year" i can't even

oh my god

忄 is 心 but it's been radicalized by the far left

this is a good thread but I might actually take it further -- I don't think manosphere shit is actually about getting laid, I think it's literally about male loneliness, by which I mean, men addressing their loneliness via homosocial bonding through misogyny

ooh, new type of googledorking just dropped

i am going to die in a world that is more antisemitic than the one i was born into and it will be entirely thanks to what the israeli state has done in the name of fighting antisemitism. i think about this constantly.