New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

FUCK

Instead of sending ICE agents to harass travelers at airports, why don’t Republicans get their act together and agree to pay TSA workers like we’ve asked them to SEVEN TIMES now?

the left nimby program in a nutshell 1: "decommodify housing" 2: sadly, no new housing is built 3: i inherit my parents' house

counterpoint: if we didn’t have Prop 13, I wouldn’t have material like this

The best idea I’ve heard for a gay dating show is a show where the contestants are told everybody is gay except one straight guy and they win if they’re able to work out who is the straight guy. The twist: all the men are straight

A SILVERFISH JUST FELL FROM THE CEILING INTO MY FOOD WHAT THE FUCK

Club was packed earlier

Just saw a clip of a strongman saying "Abs is not sign of power, is sign you don't eat enough," and I've never felt more strongly in agreement with a statement in my life.

Moo and Mootwo hehehe

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

18 U.S. Code § 600

It's past time for democratic candidates for CA governor consistently polling below 10% to loudly drop out and make it clear they do not want votes. It is not a ranked choice voting race, and they need to stop treating it like one.

a fun fact that I will never tire of is that the brits cooked up the idea of a “vote of no confidence“ specifically to ditch the govt that lost the war against the US colonies, which is why our constitutional tradition doesn’t benefit from their innovation

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

searching for whether I'm supposed to actually be able to distinguish these characters easily has led me to finding out about this horrible sign

Building higher-density housing lets you save on land costs, by putting more homes on the same parcel. But for the same reason, people are willing to pay more. Which factor wins? Data from Auckland shows that upzoning reduced the land cost to floor area ratio (THA, blue). 1/

#$UAL *would* drop this on a Friday night wouldn’t they.

Lol just got a reply "A Republican endorsing a Democrat while receiving zero policy concessions is not an unconditional surrender" some people do not know what words mean.

While this would be an unusual outcome for a civil fraud trial, I believe he should be given the death penalty

Okay so like I said, why is the department blocking bike lanes in the flatlands for fire safety when the number one obstacle to stopping wild fires in Berkeley is street parking in the hills?

which one is it dementia grandpa

Sometimes you just get that shot. Anna's hummingbird with a little friend, in my yard. Davis, CA. #birds #ants

I asked a petitioner on Bart some questions and then he told me my breath smelled bad. Wtf. Rude. (My breath definitely smells fine)

AIPAC has spent money *opposing* both of these senators, while J Street has contributed to both of them guess which senator is jewish

The pink creature

I’ll say it. She should die in prison.

duke is down 11 at the half to a 16 seed, everyone get in here

8 bucks a gallon

We ARE the 27%

Enduring fault line in our country is between people who would read this and go "oh, of course she should get her license back after probation" and those who think "if you pink mist a family with your car, never driving again is the bare minimum" www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/u...

すいちゃんは～ Sui-chan wa~ ☄️ Good evening hoshiyomis (Suisei fans!) We have our very first oshikatsu fan support ad takeover at a BART station! This ad will run at Milpitas station until 3/25. #holocheer #星街すいせい8周年 #星街すいせい

Someone bought Suisei a birthday ad at Bart?!?!?

I love it when I get unsolicited job offers with no salary range. I get to reply "you just committed a crime :)"

Interesting ai data point. I have been trying to recreate the "Distribution of average range" table. This is the unbaising factor for when you have data subdivided into k groups of m, and you want to determine an unbiased estimate of the true range.

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

YEAH!!!!!!!!!

That translator app everyone is playing with kinda implies a way to significantly improve the quality of machine translation for artistic works.

Lmao "several weeks" can someone remind what happened not even moments after but literally concurrent with the US withdrawal from Afghanistan?

[OC] Last night, after finishing my client work, I was talking to a friend about dragon in humanoid forms and whatnot - so I drew one to wind down at the end of the day, so enjoy ~ 🌩️💙🐉

In a street interview after the Oscars, Michael B. Jordan shared what his win meant to him and that Princess Mononoke is his favorite movie.

Failing the ‘Can you name the current US president’ cognitive question is particularly bad when you’re the answer.

i like it when video games are not afraid to look like video games

@bart.gov train 3112y back corner seat has had anti-black hate speech vandalism for an entire month now.

California Forever boosters would like everyone to know that if you have legitimate questions about who stands to lose/profit and how their proposed city will affect traffic, emissions, CA taxpayers, local gov'ts, or the finances of those who might buy there, they "might not care, even a little bit"