Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way

Sex workers posting wildly incorrect WW2 rage bait to get people to click on their bio instead of thirst traps is the funniest anecdote you can tell about this place

CHOTINER: And you thought it would be funny to do a fake interview by me? ME: A lot of people have, so CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement? ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get? ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over

Destroy car dealerships and you save US democracy

As I was saying…

LOL LMAO

Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."

Kimmel: "Disney has asked me to read the following statement and I agreed to do it. 'To reactivate your Disney+ and Hulu account ... '"

Kimmel: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."

This actually just makes me feel like this site is super tiny

the correct response to the authoritarian internationale is not isolationism--whether of the "america first" or "hair shirt" varieties--but the founding of a counterforce liberal internationale

i want to know the series of events that had to happen in politico’s newsroom to get “the autism problem” into print the lead byline is megan messerly, who used to be one of politico’s lead health reporters and two weeks ago described trump’s autism rants as discredited

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

@bart.gov please bring the hawks to Ashby station, these pigeons are out of control and constantly flying over the platform.

Join us ✨tonight on Zoom ✨ as we discuss why we need to pass Prop 50, the Election Rigging Response Act. ➡️ www.mobilize.us/ca-wfp/event...

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE HAPPY HELLO SUNSHINE DAY!! ☀️☀️☀️

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

ANOTHER ONE

I'll continue to be "I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win"-posting, so figure I should address this point that seems to come up every so often Q: "is it still 'winning' if only *some* good things happen in the near term instead of total planetary eco socialist revolution?" A: yes

another one

doomers: there’s not going to be elections in America ever again me: if they can’t even cancel an entertainer due to popular pushback what the fuck makes you think they can cancel elections

dudes rock

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

neurodiversity is Good Actually. just want to say that

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

"The Regime will find you if you put your name on a list" motherfucker they couldn't even sack Jimmy Kimmel

US consumer facing brands when they realize the vast majority of consumption is done by white people with college degrees, a monolithically culturally liberal group

Accidentally mean-mugged someone on the train wearing a "TRIUMPH" shirt. Oops, that one's on me.

!!! *DISNEY SAYS JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE SHOW TO RETURN ON TUESDAY

the biden administration suspecting and proving that homan would take a bribe and then being unprepared to take the next step and just letting him walk away with $50k for doing nothing is so on the nose it just doesnt feel real

How many people waiting in line to get their bike from the free bike valet at the Ballers game are currently on their phone on Bluesky (not counting me). I'm guessing at least three

BALLERS WIN!!!!!

Let's go Ballers!!!

Holy shit Tsutomu Nihei is balling out of his mind with Tower Dungeon. It is so fucking good.

[silksong] hornet and lace doodles

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world

mass psychosis

Megatokyo webcomic artwork fredrin.artstation.com/projects/q9o... megatokyo.com #webcomics #manga

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

Bell Beast is best girl

idk if disney/sinclair/nexstar understand how bad they fucked up by angering the disney influencers. i don’t fear god or kpop stans but i do fear disney adults.

just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg

Good law if California actually attempts to enforce it. Please for the love of god let the carve out for CHP be a compromise for a commitment by them to enforce the law.

watch out