guys i think my grandfathers gun is haunted… everyone i shoot in the head with it dies within 24 hours

🚨 The Pentagon is now sending a Marine expeditionary unit — meaning thousands of marines — to the Middle East. If you work at the Pentagon or in the armed forces, please text me on Signal: premthakker.35 Your anonymity will be protected.

Threw together a quick and dirty folk-punk basement studio version of my new anti-ICE protest song "Come Thru Us." It's only on Bandcamp! Digital download is $5 and 100% of proceeds benefit LUCE: Immigrant Justice Network.

I'm planning another Abortion Doula training here in NYC in August and I can't stress enough that people need to be mindful of surveillance and snitches.

I didn't know there were two annoying grifting gingers. Thought the jolly one was the same as the woke one. Ok.

'Israeli planes sprayed chemicals on farmland in Quneitra, Syria. Farmers say their crops yellowed and died in just a few days and they lost dozens of hectares of farmland. There have been similar reports of Israeli settlers doing the same in West Bank' www.france24.com/en/middle-ea...

Local elections, especially municipal ones are vitally important. These are the candidates who often have the most direct impact on our lives. Yet the decline of local journalism means that voters are woefully uninformed about these races, leading to low engagement and voter turnout.

As I was saying. ICE will be used to round up all trans people. While in custody, they will get to attack, degrade, rape and kill us. They will lose us in the system and we will be in concentration camps for our then short lives. We told you.

Is there even a glimmer of hope this bill will go anywhere (regardless of the sheer necessity) given the disturbing push to unleash more of these #PFAS in this administration??

The government, currently: "A buhhhhh?"

Farm's hiring

Everyone is tweeeeeeelve

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

Why would I care about the literal price tag of war? What is $11 billion dollars to the United States? Who knows? Was that money ever going to be used to uplift people? Decoding the incredible violence we're responsible for and recoding it as money is paving over the deaths those dollars paid for.

Even if AI could write a novel what problem has been solved? The problem of knowing what you’re reading was written by another person? Who loves reading novels but hates the part where your mind briefly and mysteriously touched another?

I made turnip ice cream, a cookbook recipe I've been meaning to try for a few winters. It's very good.

I'm pretty sure it's a legal requirement to turn pierogi with your fingers in the pan

even if the ride is free you'll never catch my ass in space. i was born on earth and i'm going to die on the earth and i'll be god damned if my organs experience weightlessness for too long. i don't even like flying. this is a legal document

I will leave the top of the ballot blank if Newsom is the nominee. I will never vote for a man who personally cleared a homeless encampment. It's the same kind of cruelty theater that Republicans do, and it needs to be punished.

A baby warty frogfish at the Shedd Aquarium is the first of its kind ever raised from egg to juvenile in an aquarium setting. It is roughly 1 centimeter, or less than half an inch, in size. https://to.wttw.com/3PuW2lh

Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

I would like us to work towards a society where people have a reciprocal relationship with nature, good working conditions, & collective ownership of land rather than replacing all forms of labour with robots so we can sit around dissociating on Netflix all day. But we can agree to disagree

I don't want to automate my job away, nor do I want everyone doing "bAcK bReAkInG LaBoR," I want more of us to be doing a small part of important things like growing food instead of wasting energy on all the extra nonsense involved in things like "logistics" and "brand strategies"

god's plan is terrible

The state farm bureau will not stop posting AI slop images. A tractor with perpendicular wheels! A transplant that doesn't look like anything real! Maple trees with natural spots just growing out of the bark! Good job guys!

I would trade every car, every plane, every computer, every dumb piece of tech on earth for like one extra frog

Bombing of Iran’s oil infrastructure to have major environmental fallout, experts warn

1. Are you willing to eat glass and drink sand?* Yes No, but I would like to (PLEASE SKIP TO THE HOSPITAL) * This is a required question

Without getting in to it It was the forced removal of people from their homes , like the clearances in Scotland and border region or the enclosures elsewhere , that created a landless class that had to take up work in the Dickensian mills in northern England begetting Capitalism.

The expectation that the wanted items will all appear like they normally do is that wonderfully shortsighted magical thinking. That's what kills, that ability to sit in that blinding stew.

Wicked awesome national history day exhibit

Many residents complained they had trouble breathing, as black raindrops full of toxic chemicals fell across Tehran. Officials warned the precipitation contains “toxic hydrocarbon compounds,” as well as sulfur and nitrogen oxides.

You kind of have a moral imperative to steal or destroy or cut into these companies profits anytime you can. They weaponize said profits against you. Also, it’s good for the soul to steal from Walmart and Amazon and Target. It’s a ritual to reclaim the notion of ownership and who gets what.

I've discovered a painting that I'm now obsessed with and the artist doesn't do prints and the painting IS available but it's very "submit private inquiries only" and I am not an art investor or collector

Yellow eye beans in tomato puree was so good last week that tonight I am cooking some in yellow tomato and saffron soup. Gonna add some corn I think, maybe squash or Japanese sweet potatoes

Saw someone on Threads say "there's going to be an ammonia shortage, we can't grow food without it!" and a reply saying "we import all our food...we'll be fine" and it's so cute when everyone is dumb and wrong for different reasons!

it’s actually ok to shoplift from whole foods lol it’s not a local grocery store it’s owned by fucking jeff bezos

He looks like he's about to feed a stray cat to an ATM

we are the sons of the daughters of the witches you slammed in the back of my dragula

Huh I guess the Rapture was real

oh look now he's actively choosing to veto bills, not just passively signing what the legislature sends him but actively CHOOSING to OPPOSE otherwise-passed trans friendly legislation nobody better ever tell me again newsom has anything but disdain for trans people

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

I have never seen this style of his before and Iove it soooooo much

Absolutely no way that telling the average American in 2026 that they have to take turns to get gas won't result in shootings