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These are just war crimes. Completely unprovoked assassinations of foreign citizens. Boats that size cannot travel from Venezuela to the United States. It's over 550 miles or 886 kilometers to the nearest shore. There's yachts that couldn't make that journey

Twitter in 2025.

I am just so fucking proud of her.

no! NO!!

Presidents? SCOTUS gives them immunity. Corporations? SCOTUS makes it easier for them to pollute. Billionaires? SCOTUS says they can buy elections. But if you look Latino, speak Spanish, or work at a low wage job, SCOTUS says you can be abducted by masked agents. The legacy of the Roberts court.

They’re real! Limited editions of THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE THE TIME WAR, available soon!

welcome to the Resistance, psychotically violent fascists who tear gas children

Her estate is suing Microsoft Helicopter Simulator

WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

The Trump administration just announced they are considering putting Donald Trump on U.S. currency alongside the Founding Fathers.

Fox News reporter to Mike Johnson: "How can you say 'they take no pleasure in this,' and then the next minute say, 'Oh, they're just having fun and trolling?'"

I converted seismograms near the Chevron refinery last night to audio signals. 🤯

“we heard tale of expanding the tent”

yoga/boxing/lifting

Getting up there and unleashing a joke-free 30-minute story during which you nearly cry several times talking about how Kevin Hart wanted to host the Oscars, and almost did, but didn't, because they took it from him—in Riyadh. Laughter truly is the universal language.

Why are journalists incapable of saying that it is a lie? This is the kind of crap that has led us to this moment.

article that led into the book www.newyorker.com/magazine/201...

IT! IS! TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mick is back

Real post, real account

“The position of the American Academy of Sleep Medicine is to scrap Daylight Saving Time and permanently stick to Standard Time.” Remind your state and federal lawmakers!

really interesting Jersey City seems to have their own Mamdani rn in Mussab Ali - running against an ex-governor - ex-governor resigned in sex scandal - free buses - anti-ICE - anti-PACs (vendor donations)

Having won over the brass by calling them fat and gay, the next step is to win the hearts and minds of the grunts by taking away their cheap treats

oops nora.jewelry/collections/...

“If you can beat the oligarchs here…that will send a message to every community in America that real change is possible.” More of my conversation with Bernie Sanders on democracy, oligarchy and his time as Mayor.

lmao 50% accuracy? that's probably good enough

Nothing pisses me off more than seeing AI art on event/company ads for things that take place in Savannah. SAVANNAH. THE CITY WITH AN ART COLLEGE. THE CITY WHERE YOU CAN FIND EVERY FLAVOR AND PRICE POINT OF AN ARTIST. Fuck off, sincerely.

Also:

What a funny thing to say when you fucking RUINED several of your own classic movies with "AI upscaling"...

My latest in my fight against the Washington Post. I’ve filed a grievance against the Post through the WaPo Guild— and have sent a letter to Washington Post challenging my firing. Proud to have @normeisen.bsky.social + @katiephang.bsky.social in my corner. karenattiah.substack.com/p/the-washin...

from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee

Fuck yeah, Samwise keeping SAG on track

i wrote about this wretched little freak

This is what you do when planning war crimes

There are people who should be making atonement and asking for forgiveness today who absolutely will not and never will and who think that this deficit in their humanity is somehow a virtue.

Shout out to one of the biggest doofuses to ever do it LOL

Illinois Governor JB Pritzker urges residents to record federal immigration agents: "Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it." #NOH8

Trump to generals: "America is under invasion from within. We're under invasion from within. No different than a foreign enemy, but more difficult in any ways because they don't wear uniforms. At least when they're wearing a uniform you can take them out."

COLLINS: Why do you think Trump didn't mean that? He referred very specific cities MIKE TURNER: He doesn't mean it in the manner you said it COLLINS: I was just quoting him

Exhibit A at The Hague just dropped

OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this

If he doesn't do this shit now he'll just do it on a whim later. There is no reason to bargain with someone negotiating in bad faith

Real quick just want to remind everyone that Graham Linehan is a deranged bigot

Hakeem Jeffries’ “Stop the Republican Shutdown” livestream has just 156 viewers