Watching Battlestar in the 00s: wow religious dogma and spite have made the humans and the cylons worse off Watching Battlestar in the 20s: Adama is right about computers, unplug all of them and shoot them if they act funny

New game: go to Spencer Pratt’s Instagram and see who’s liking his posts. Then unfollow them.

Why do so many men seem to think collar stays are optional?

Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct

Ugh, accidentally held the elevator door for a guy in a MAGA hat at Grand Central. 🤮🤮🤮

There are so many important reasons to hate this asshole, but one thing that really sticks in my craw is how many important events are going to be tainted by him. Our 250th, the World Cup, the Olympics: all would’ve been better with literally anyone else in charge.

Trump’s ballroom is costing taxpayers nothing, just like he said. Unless you count the taxpayer money he’s shoveling under the table. A comically corrupt administration, from top to bottom. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/25/u...

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

people think that if we bring back the 80s economy they’ll get to live in Ferris Bueller’s house

Why is everything this asshole touches so TACKY?

I wish science could explain what’s happening.

Nobody tell him what happened next.

This Kristi Noem news is so good. It truly couldn't happen to a more deserving person.

I am resolved to do better at this. I think we all must. // There’s a Good Reason You Can’t Concentrate www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/o...

“I’m Slytherin! What are you?” I’m 40.

I truly cannot understand being an adult who buys cheap toilet paper.

We are so utterly cooked

This is your regular reminder that MOULIN ROUGE is a frigging *awful* movie.

Did yall see the finish to the 2026 LA Marathon?

The nice thing about this footage of Iranians celebrating in the streets is that he gets to see what it’s going to be like when *he* dies.

I love how pissed all the traitors get about being betrayed in a game called TRAITORS. It’s not RuPaul’s Best Friends Race, ladies. #TheTraitorsUS

When we go on vacation, I like to play this little game where I set the alarm for some ludicrously late time, like 9 AM, knowing there’s absolutely no way I could possibly sleep that late.

I'm old enough that I watched a healthy girl in my kindergarten class catch polio and was in a wheelchair by 1st grade and she died at 36. She cried all the time because she was in pain. When you die I'm gonna piss on your grave, Del.

March Madness, but the brackets are all the ways it™️ could happen

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

my wife texted IT HAS HAPPENED to the group chat and it wasn't about what i hoped it was about and i'm very disappointed and we have revised our group chat style manual

Thirty years of concern. Never enough courage.

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/

I loved the Bad Bunny halftime show. We danced in our living room. I imagined it causing “it” to happen.

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Call me crazy, but I think blue jeans are a little casual for the Super Bowl national anthem.

It is so wild to me that literally NO ONE suspects Rob. Is it purely because he’s hot? #TheTraitorsUS

Hi Tops is not a gay sports bar, but a sports-themed gay bar. In this essay, I will . . .

Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.

Bronwyn: Todd and I are separated. Whitney: Are you two living together? #RHOSLC

As always, if the required online training includes a quiz and you can pass the quiz without doing the training, you shouldn't have to do the training.

I sincerely hope this is the last time any of us are subjected to the inane ramblings of Tony Romo.

Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act

I genuinely think boycotting the World Cup is some of the strongest leverage the Europeans have.

This is so unconstitutional there is an entire amendment that literally only deals with this topic.

I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.

just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.

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I’ve never been so delighted as when Rob corrected Michael about the meaning of the word “commiserating”. 💀 #TraitorsUS

I've started reporting Democratic fundraising texts as spam. I didn't give you permission to text me, Mary and Elissa, just because I gave to Kamala.

Home river is the Tennessee River, which runs just north of Decatur, Alabama. (Also I love that doing a GIS for the river just turns up pictures of the very boring bridge there.)

Waiting room at dentist. Other man here is listening to videos on his phone, no headphones. Degenerate behavior.

The Gravy SEALs